<Adrellias> they cant charge you
<Adrellias> if you did nothing illegal
<ace> Adrellias, really ?

<AkariTakai> Sometimes when people write lol they really mean they have nothing useful to say.
<x4dr1th> lol
<x4dr1th> ^^
<DegreesKelvin> Lol
<Sarper> lol
<Sarper> AkariTakai, lol lol lol lol lol lol lol.

<Joshua> Yes, I should kill myself

<DeZ> i code brainfuck
<Mitchell-> i code vagina.
<Kwang_Chei> I code RL
<Mitchell-> i coded the matrix.
<Kwang_Chei> I coded the Agents.
<DeZ> I WROTE THE APPLICATION KNOWN AS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
<Mitchell-> you're a god DeZ.
<Kwang_Chei> Yes, thank you.
<Kwang_Chei> It has some bugs in it, but I'm willing to keep using it as long as I don't get a virus.

<Wells> what kind of development is currently active on hts
<anarkakari> Wells: its a sekkrit
<Wells> in other words, nothing

<weekend> bottled inteligence $4.95
<lordofwhee> so worth it
<lordofwhee> wait..

<melol2> omg
<melol2> moo is dead
<melol2> did some1 kill him like me?
<melol2> wait. ne hes here
<melol2> just not op
<melol2> !help
<melol2> or imposter?
<moo> I forgot I was still moo...
* moo is now known as ace

<phantomcircuit> some python + postgresql i wrote running on commodity desktop hardware is fast enough to handle the entire worlds forex needs
<phantomcircuit> WHO IS BOS??
<phantomcircuit> I AM BOSS
<Hitekrednek> I wrote a hello world in C that’s fast enough to handle the world’s demand 1000 times over.

{ Kage} Dude, those chicks' nipples are longer than slothearn's dick
{ Kage} Which isn't saying much
{ Kage} But still
[ slothearn] it says a lot for nipples
{ Kage} FUCK, those are nasty
{ Kage} slothearn, considering you're, what, 1" erect?
{ Kage} Yeah, I guess a little
[ slothearn] depends on the temperature
[ slothearn] with enough thermal expansion I can get 1"
[ slothearn] otherwise it's a few mm
[ slothearn] metric and all
[ slothearn] but in the cold my dick is so small that even observing it would change its state
{ Kage} Hahahahaha
{ Kage} Nicely done
{ Kage} slothearn, place it in the LHC, they'll get some nice camwhore pics for you to post
[ slothearn] indeed
{ Kage} "What's that spec in this spectrograph?" "That's the left teste"
[ slothearn] they could slam my cock into other quantum particles
[ slothearn] and read the defraction patterns
{ Kage} slothearn, that's about the only chance you'll have of slamming your cock into anything

masonga95: OperServ doesn't let me do anything...

[19:40:24] <ReDucTor> scream: morklitu and Phate are fags
[19:40:32] <ReDucTor> and put it on a timer.
[19:40:43] * ReDucTor was kicked by Phate (consider yourself fucked. =P)

<FrozenFire> Kane is the emperor with magic clothing
<Kane> I think I got that right
<FrozenFire> Only the 1337 can see his beautiful robes
<Kane> For sho
<FrozenFire> I see them
<FrozenFire> Can you guys?
* Kane dances
<Pragmatk> FrozenFire, no
<Pragmatk> And I'm glad
<FrozenFire> Pragmatk isn't 1337
<Pragmatk> because Kane wearing a robe...
<Pragmatk> Is like SS wearing a tight leather jumpsuit
<FrozenFire> mmm
<FrozenFire> SS
<FrozenFire> jumpsuit...
<FrozenFire> mmm

<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*

<subzero77> kk well who here knows c
<AR> me.
<subzero77> AR
<subzero77> pm me
<AR> i lied.
<subzero77> plz
<subzero77> shit
<subzero77> well i need to tak to someone that knows it
<AR> ok, talk to me then.
<subzero77> i got a propisition for htem
<subzero77> you just said you dont know it
<AR> just kidding.
<subzero77> kk well pm me
<AR> lol. double bluff.

<henke37> I have used xchat a long time
<henke37> it did not crash
<henke37> unless provoked
<scenestar> dude
<scenestar> only an autist like henke37 would say something liek that
<scenestar> I AM PROVOKING MY SOFTWARE
<scenestar> HEY WINDOW MANAGER
<scenestar> I HAD SEX WITH YOUR PARENT PROCESS

<Paying> Well paying I am but not for that..im tryin to find someone that can hack a yahoo email address or a myspace account...and im paying...:-p...but seein as i only see 2 people talkin..it doesnt look good
<fastfinger> well sir
<fastfinger> we are not hackers or somethign here
<fastfinger> we are cooks
<fastfinger> we cook food and enjoy ourself
<fastfinger> you sir, are in the wrong server
* Paying has quit (Quit: Leaving)

<FrozenFire> I can't get my penis to fit on the screen
<Xerati> then stop 100x zooming in

<Ykstort> archaios, well
<Ykstort> not really
<Ykstort> i mean
<archaios> Ykstort, whatever you're going to say
<archaios> it's wrong

<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?

< x00> you know i could never use a strawberry condom.
< x00> something about pulling my penis out and its red ... =\
< fastfinger> then lick it off :/
<+r3v> you know, i could never use a condom
<+r3v> something about... not getting laid

<dosInput> just would like to talk about the new staff positions
<weekend> I see
<dosInput> it´s impossible for me to join cos i´m new here and i´ll probably be off next july but anyway i´d like to offer my help ><
<Shadow_Obscura> ^_-
<Shadow_Obscura> I may need to be sexually serviced
<Shadow_Obscura> Could you fulfill that role?
<Shadow_Obscura> Ignore me, I'm being juvenile
<dosInput> r u a girl or a boy?
<Shadow_Obscura> ROFL!

<<CodeWebs>> lawl
<<AznBlazin>> lol
<<AznBlazin>> what does lawl stand for anyways?

<scenestar> haha
<somedude> >:/
<scenestar> truth is a misarable failure
<Truth> miserable*

<nsbgerard> JOY TO THE WORLD
* HTS-Bot has kicked nsbgerard from #help (Turn caps lock OFF!)
* nsbgerard (is@fuck.wit) has joined #help
<Sabio> the HTS-Bot doesn't like Christmas

<Hiphopopotamus> I hate going outside. The yellow face...it burnsss usss....

*** nirk has joined #help
<nirk> HI, is this the help channel?
<moo-numba-two> no
<scriptha> nooo
<Mar1ey> nope
<Mar1ey> cooking channel
<nirk> . . .
<moo-numba-two> cooking and porn
<scriptha> keep going, you'll eventually reach it
<Mar1ey> today I will be cooking omelettes
<Mar1ey> first gather your ingredients
<Mar1ey> eggs
<scriptha> :D with cheese?
<Mar1ey> ham
<Mar1ey> definatly cheese
<Mar1ey> nirk if you are looking for help you are in the wrong channel
<nirk> ?
<nirk> lol
<Mar1ey> we only talk about cooking in here oand porn
<godfather> yeah porn
<scriptha> foodporn
<scriptha> are you adding onions?
<Mar1ey> we can
<Mar1ey> do you want onions
<Mar1ey> haha numba two
<scriptha> yeah
<nirk> Why is it called #help then?
<Mar1ey> for help with cooking
<scriptha> #help-with-cooking takes too long to type
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<Twon> Am I supposed to be able to use knoppix while in windows...cause if soo its not working

* fastfinger gets an errection
<theodor> fastfinger how do you do that?

<comperr> You have just recieved the polish virus
<comperr> As the Polish have no programming experience this Virus works on the honor system.
<comperr> Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone you know.
<comperr> Thanks for your cooperation.

<<JTRipper>> bi0, I have a riddle for you
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<JTRipper>> /quit and /part were sitting in a tree. /part fell out, who is left?
<<bi0niclez>> i dunno
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<bi0niclez>> wts teh answer
<<JTRipper>> /quit you stoopid noob :P
<<bi0niclez>> oh it's /quit
<<JTRipper>> oh well, I tried
<<bi0niclez>> im nt a noob i hav xbox 360

<port_21> for fuck sake, i have to go, my cats decided to try and rape my router

<slonzor> i used to have a lot for web design
<slonzor> backend stuff though
<xeno[Burning]> i tried that
<xeno[Burning]> my wife said no

<MrBear> dude at 11:59pm on may 27th i deleted my child porn collection
<MrBear> may 28th was my 18th birthday

<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl

* wired (w@HTSUser-8C1BFFF5.dial1.boston1.level3.net) has joined #hackthissite
<wired> so i officially tried fucking a bitch in the ass today
<wired> i
<wired> will never try that again

<Karec> I accidentally went to Quebec at the wrong time of the summer a year ago
<Cobra> Im going to vancouver soon
<Karec> and thats how Karec accidentally attended the largest gay/lesbian festival in all of north america
<FrozenFire> Probably wasn't an accident
<Cobra> rofl!

[21:28:47] <fastfinger> !kick NBC_DATELINE change you nick sir
[21:28:47] * HTS-Bot has kicked fastfinger from #help (Turn caps lock OFF!)

<C_remember> Whats up guys?
<fleat> Who the fuck are you ?
<C_remember> i used to be pretty active on the site a while back
<fleat> rly.. were you about when xec96 was about, is it true he's leet?
<C_remember> eh yeah at this moment in time hes teaching FBI Prison inmates how to hack!
<fleat> can he do that?
<C_remember> oh yeah, its all part of his communtiy service
<C_remember> reaching out to all the noobs in prison
<fleat> Yanks, bang a guyy up for hacking and then gets him to teach it !
<C_remember> are you for real ?
<wardead> lol this is why im on here once a bluemoon

<death> ar - type in /quote quit with the stupid answers
<AR> death, it says "cannot quit with quote"
<death> hmm
<death> why client are you using?
<AR> xchat
<death> odd
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<`Cobra> asd, are you gay, too? -.-
<Kane> Hey
<asd> not really
<Kane> Does 'not really' mean, your not gay... But, if the opportunity arose, you'd stick your penis into a mans asshole?

<Neme> pacifico, next year for CCon I'll bring more than one of my pieces of she-candy, for you boys to have a bit o' fun with
<@pacifico> rofl
<@pacifico> ok
<Neme> odds are none of them will get naked with you, but it'd be fun nonetheless

<fastfinger> your bot?
<fastfinger> what lang?
<f0rmat> english why?

* troika_games -> Quit (Ping timeout)
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<troika_games> lol , stop hacking my computer!

<AR> holy fuck
<AR> i'm starting to shit
<AR> bbl

<faith[c0de]> comperr, and can you delete a few columns? last_post, restrict_post, warn_lastwarn?
<faith[c0de]> unless someone's going to use that =P
<e8newallm> Comperr, I want +v on #care!
<faith[c0de]> e8newallm, what are you doing here?
<faith[c0de]> oh shit, this isn't staff

< fastfinger> ya irc is for dickheads
< fastfinger> who use abbrivation like lol jk
< Saphirus> lol

<Blanky> !help real 15
<moo> remember to check the source of a page you might not think to view the source of..(note: this page might be considered 'hidden' but it's easily accessible though the web GUI)
<z3r0fir3> real 15 is a bitch >_>
<Blanky> moo tell me an F*CKING zip archives crack program
<moo> google it you lazy cunt

<ColdCore> Mhuhahahaha! I'm back!
<ColdCore> Prepare to face your dead!
* Tak has quit IRC (Bored...)
<ColdCore> ...
<ColdCore> Ok, this isn't working...
<ColdCore> Anybody want noodles?

<xenoix> phate
<xenoix> arabian goggles
<Phate> Hahaha
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<Phate> I LIKE THE BALLS IN MY EYES
<xenoix> lmfao
<Phate> ..
<Phate> Just ignore that Truth

<Omelette> i like my viruses like i like my woman
<lordofwhee> old and fat?