<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*

<subzero77> kk well who here knows c
<AR> me.
<subzero77> AR
<subzero77> pm me
<AR> i lied.
<subzero77> plz
<subzero77> shit
<subzero77> well i need to tak to someone that knows it
<AR> ok, talk to me then.
<subzero77> i got a propisition for htem
<subzero77> you just said you dont know it
<AR> just kidding.
<subzero77> kk well pm me
<AR> lol. double bluff.

<henke37> I have used xchat a long time
<henke37> it did not crash
<henke37> unless provoked
<scenestar> dude
<scenestar> only an autist like henke37 would say something liek that
<scenestar> I AM PROVOKING MY SOFTWARE
<scenestar> HEY WINDOW MANAGER
<scenestar> I HAD SEX WITH YOUR PARENT PROCESS

<Paying> Well paying I am but not for that..im tryin to find someone that can hack a yahoo email address or a myspace account...and im paying...:-p...but seein as i only see 2 people talkin..it doesnt look good
<fastfinger> well sir
<fastfinger> we are not hackers or somethign here
<fastfinger> we are cooks
<fastfinger> we cook food and enjoy ourself
<fastfinger> you sir, are in the wrong server
* Paying has quit (Quit: Leaving)

<comperr> You have just recieved the polish virus
<comperr> As the Polish have no programming experience this Virus works on the honor system.
<comperr> Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone you know.
<comperr> Thanks for your cooperation.

< x00> you know i could never use a strawberry condom.
< x00> something about pulling my penis out and its red ... =\
< fastfinger> then lick it off :/
<+r3v> you know, i could never use a condom
<+r3v> something about... not getting laid

Hackthissite's Theme Song
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

<subzero77> !help sex
<moo> When a man and a woman love eachother very much... Well they don't really have to love eachother... It doesn't even need to be a man and a woman...

<Phate> i like to sometimes Draw lines on my testicles and act like my brains are external

<AR> <inbed sex="true" type="oral" partner="weekend" duration="3600" CumAt="3500" CumOn="face" volume="65">

<r3v> ADIGA, do you have a web browser?
<ADIGA> you mean mirc?

<bjeanes> yeah css can be a real pain in the ass
<Rippawallet> my penis can too

<Petro> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bladder; cat /dev/fridge | grep food
<Petro> in other words, brb

<HTSUser31746> listen i know with experince, if people think you can hack they will give you alot of respect and girls will like u

< AR> but it must be hard
<@IceShaman> dunno
< AR> cause it is so deep and shit
< AR> I only seen one before
<@IceShaman> they might put steel girders round the perimeter
< AR> My great-grandmother's hole was perfect.
<@IceShaman> and just spade in the inside
< AR> shit... please don't quote that...

<ljsmithx> is it disrepecful to wear a clown suit to my mothers funeral?

<Neme> I remember my first debugging experience, fondly...
<Neme> RUN MYPROG
<Neme> ERROR: LINE 60
<Neme> DELETE 60
<Neme> RUN MYPROG

<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ruth> Hahahaha
<ruth> yeah
<ietzche> hahaha
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3

<somedude> so, weeken d added a new feature to his butt
<somedude> bot*

<IceShaman> My girlfriend is crap at blowjobs, last week she was halfway through and one of her baby teeth fell out.

<reZo> and kitty is on my lap atm >_>
<xenomaster> lol
<xenomaster> mine are outside
<xenomaster> i let em go, but they keep coming back.
<xenomaster> kinda like my ex wife

<modtheimpossible> javascript:getAdmin("name","number")
<modtheimpossible> thats the javascript i'm trying to run

<Noviets> Yay
<Untamed> if you shut your eyes while watching womens tennis, you could be listening to porn
<RoMeO>lmfao!

<Jesus> I bet my dad can beat up your dad!

xtwitchx: RoMeO... why is my girlfriend on your to-do list?

<Hexbomber> What do you do when you witness police brutality firsthand?
<weekend> sell the movie rights

[01:14] <lochis> guys how do you use exploits?
[01:14] <lochis> i mean lets say you have an exploit
[01:14] <lochis> were the hell do you coppy paste it?

<source> shit I gatta go get my dog from the cage brb
<Zod> I used to say the same about my wife

.21·10·47. [penguinwhoflew] i would never fuck a girl in the ass
.21·10·58. [Truth[laptop]] Given the opportunity, I would
.21·11·18. [penguinwhoflew] Truth, why?!
.21·11·55. [Truth[laptop]] forbidden fruit tastes sweeter
.21·12·08. [penguinwhoflew] true
.21·12·14. [Truth[laptop]] thus ass is realllllyyy sweet
.21·12·15. [penguinwhoflew] unless it tastes like ASS

*** Talking about Kane being a HTS Mod ***

<Kane> it's a hell good pickup line too..
<Kane> "sup babe? I'm a HTS mod"
<Kane> Them: "I WANT YOU!!!"

<achermov> Opiat3: actually, there's a reason for that...
<achermov> like, I was trying to convince my company to migrate to Linux instead of continuing to pay for new M$ licenses every few years
<achermov> and they wouldn't do it, because Windows techs are a dime a dozen
<achermov> but you have to pay someone some decent money to get them to run a *nix network, because fewer people know it
<Opiat3> Dime a dozen? Windows techs are hard to find?
<achermov> no. dime a dozen means NOT hard to find
<Opiat3> Ohh
<Opiat3> I wonder how many conversations I've misunderstood because of that?
<Opiat3> Maaaannnn, I probably had a chance of pussy from one of those conversations!

<Wolf> i broke up with my girlfriend last night.
<Wolf> it ends up it wasnt pms, it was that she hates me.
<sas01> Well that's the shit
<sas01> Did you ask her for goodbye sex?
<Wolf> no unfortunately.
<Wolf> i should have..
<sas01> Definetly
<Wolf> but instead i played farcry on xbox.
<sas01> fail!

<xG3RMZx> !hts ace
<moo> ace has completed Basic: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 - Realistic: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15 - Application: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 - Encryption: 1,3,5,8,9 - Permanent Programming: 1,2,3,4,5
<xG3RMZx> how did he do all of that shit
<source> he's obviously a nub
<`Cobra> True
<xG3RMZx> probably looked at youtube
<Zod> well in all reality
<Zod> anyone can get through all those
<Zod> Just depends on how bad you want to get them done
<`Cobra> And how badly you don't have a girlfriend :p
<Zod> GF's are lame
<Zod> then again
<spooky> prefer bf's do you?

<Neme> could you drown in jell-o or would it technically just be asphixiation?
<diven> hmm, I think it wuold be classified as a drowing if drownings are not classified as asphixiation
<diven> It's sort of ambigious, drowning is just dying from not being able to breathe which by definition what asphyxia is.
<AR> drowning is filling your lungs with liquid
<diven> I have not found a reference to jello
<diven> which is not a liquid
<Neme> it is at the right temperature
<Neme> same as water
<Neme> can't drown in ice
<Neme> but ice isn't springy and soft
<Neme> nor does it invoke thoughts of bill cosby
<AR> ...
<Neme> I'd hate for bill cosby to be my last thought before I died
<Neme> what a rip

<Ykstort> archaios, well
<Ykstort> not really
<Ykstort> i mean
<archaios> Ykstort, whatever you're going to say
<archaios> it's wrong

<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?

<dosInput> just would like to talk about the new staff positions
<weekend> I see
<dosInput> it´s impossible for me to join cos i´m new here and i´ll probably be off next july but anyway i´d like to offer my help ><
<Shadow_Obscura> ^_-
<Shadow_Obscura> I may need to be sexually serviced
<Shadow_Obscura> Could you fulfill that role?
<Shadow_Obscura> Ignore me, I'm being juvenile
<dosInput> r u a girl or a boy?
<Shadow_Obscura> ROFL!

<nsbgerard> JOY TO THE WORLD
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<Sabio> the HTS-Bot doesn't like Christmas

<<CodeWebs>> lawl
<<AznBlazin>> lol
<<AznBlazin>> what does lawl stand for anyways?

<scenestar> haha
<somedude> >:/
<scenestar> truth is a misarable failure
<Truth> miserable*

<Hiphopopotamus> I hate going outside. The yellow face...it burnsss usss....

<<JTRipper>> bi0, I have a riddle for you
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<JTRipper>> /quit and /part were sitting in a tree. /part fell out, who is left?
<<bi0niclez>> i dunno
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<bi0niclez>> wts teh answer
<<JTRipper>> /quit you stoopid noob :P
<<bi0niclez>> oh it's /quit
<<JTRipper>> oh well, I tried
<<bi0niclez>> im nt a noob i hav xbox 360

<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl

<Twon> Am I supposed to be able to use knoppix while in windows...cause if soo its not working

<MrBear> dude at 11:59pm on may 27th i deleted my child porn collection
<MrBear> may 28th was my 18th birthday

* fastfinger gets an errection
<theodor> fastfinger how do you do that?

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<wired> so i officially tried fucking a bitch in the ass today
<wired> i
<wired> will never try that again

<fastfinger> your bot?
<fastfinger> what lang?
<f0rmat> english why?

[21:28:47] <fastfinger> !kick NBC_DATELINE change you nick sir
[21:28:47] * HTS-Bot has kicked fastfinger from #help (Turn caps lock OFF!)

<C_remember> Whats up guys?
<fleat> Who the fuck are you ?
<C_remember> i used to be pretty active on the site a while back
<fleat> rly.. were you about when xec96 was about, is it true he's leet?
<C_remember> eh yeah at this moment in time hes teaching FBI Prison inmates how to hack!
<fleat> can he do that?
<C_remember> oh yeah, its all part of his communtiy service
<C_remember> reaching out to all the noobs in prison
<fleat> Yanks, bang a guyy up for hacking and then gets him to teach it !
<C_remember> are you for real ?
<wardead> lol this is why im on here once a bluemoon