<ScrAm> what does a penis and a submarine have in common?
<AR> I know what my penis and a submarine have ing common
<AR> they are both the same size
<xenomaster> AR: http://www.blogsforcompanies.com/TTimages/minuscule_submarine_robot.jpg yes..your right it is

<unnu> i wonder if the guys from MIB hate illegal Mexicans

<oohal> you're a nub
<Invictious> no i'm not.
<oohal> yes you are
<Invictious> no i'm not, prove it.
<oohal> no
<oohal> do your own proving
<Invictious> if you can't prove it, then i'm not a nub, so stfu
<Invictious> [INFO] You are now ignoring oohal.
<oohal> oh good
<oohal> now i can flame him without any resistance
<oohal> Invictious, you're a fucking cunt

<Cytrox> argh! can anyone help me with a hack.. i really need help.. pls pm me
<TheMindRapist> Yo dawg we heard you like x so we put x in x so you can x while you x
<slothearn> we put a Google in your Google so you can Google while you Google, Cytrox

<Wells> what kind of development is currently active on hts
<anarkakari> Wells: its a sekkrit
<Wells> in other words, nothing

<henke37> I have used xchat a long time
<henke37> it did not crash
<henke37> unless provoked
<scenestar> dude
<scenestar> only an autist like henke37 would say something liek that
<scenestar> I AM PROVOKING MY SOFTWARE
<scenestar> HEY WINDOW MANAGER
<scenestar> I HAD SEX WITH YOUR PARENT PROCESS

<Truth> One day I'll buy like
<Truth> half an ounce
<Truth> and just hide buds
<Truth> around my room
<Truth> for when I'm out again
<Truth> so that whenever I'm out
<Truth> I'll clean until I find some weed
<God> lol
<Truth> and eventually my room will be sparkling

<AR> seriously guys, lets stop fighting with each other. We need to band together and attack easterbunny.
<easterbunny> >.>

* Monica plays with Photoshop.
* mutant plays with.. no.. i wont make that joke
* seth_slade plays with illustrator.
<seth_slade> OH I GET IT.
<Monica> You two are the same age.
<seth_slade> ?
<Monica> Have fun playing with each other.
<Monica> Hold hands.
<Monica> Come on.
<mutant> monica.. oh dear gawd no
* seth_slade bumps fists.
<Monica> SHIT...this would be child pornography.
<Monica> You two are under 18.
<mutant> XD
<seth_slade> and YOU influenced us to do it
<seth_slade> SHAME.
<Deceit> :\
<Deceit> I go away for 3 minutes
<mutant> XD
<Deceit> And I come back to CP
<Deceit> And I don't see links

<Flubber> is ssid related to cookies?

13:20 < snking> damm, you guys aint easy
13:20 < mischief> snking: your mother is.
13:20 < snking> I know

<reZo> oh oh dude
<reZo> i should try kareoke to death metal
<reZo> and crank out my corpsegrinder voice LOL
<reZo> i wonder if i should
<reZo> should i?
<NightQuest> that'd be easy...
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
<NightQuest> "reZo, are you ok?"
<NightQuest> "Yea I'm fine dad, just singing along with my music"
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

<FrozenFire> I have an explanation as to why the US is failing in Iraq
<FrozenFire> Here's how it goes:
<FrozenFire> There was once a fly
<FrozenFire> Who was sitting on the floor of a barn
<FrozenFire> He found a large pile of shit
<FrozenFire> And gorged and gorged
<FrozenFire> Until he could gorge no more
<FrozenFire> He became so fat after eating the cowdung
<FrozenFire> That he could no longer fly
<FrozenFire> He couldn't lift off
<FrozenFire> However
<FrozenFire> He noticed a pitchfork leaning against a wall of the barn
<FrozenFire> He thought to himself: "Maybe, if I climb to the top of that pitchfork, and jump off, I can fly before I hit the ground"
<FrozenFire> So he climbed up the pitchfork
<FrozenFire> And jumped off the top.
<FrozenFire> He tried to fly, but failed.
<FrozenFire> He ended up splatting on the floor.
<FrozenFire> And that is why the US is failing in Iraq. They do not understand this lesson.
<FrozenFire> The lesson is: If you are full of shit, you shouldn't fly off the handle.

<krackz> seriously Petrarchin i dont know why but i really hate you
<Petrarchin> I respect that krackz, it's nice to know that I can instill such a strong emotion in someone
<Petrarchin> I thought my life was meaningless but now i've left an imprint in your heart
<krackz> good for you
<krackz> dont feel to special
<krackz> i hate everyone
<Petrarchin> =(
<krackz> go back to an hero now
<xtrecate> ^^

<<JTRipper>> bi0, I have a riddle for you
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<JTRipper>> /quit and /part were sitting in a tree. /part fell out, who is left?
<<bi0niclez>> i dunno
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<bi0niclez>> wts teh answer
<<JTRipper>> /quit you stoopid noob :P
<<bi0niclez>> oh it's /quit
<<JTRipper>> oh well, I tried
<<bi0niclez>> im nt a noob i hav xbox 360

<coi> hehe
<coi> i programmed an httpd such that when someone connected it pretended to be IIS-2.0
<coi> i got hell of a lot of hits

<scenestar> haha
<somedude> >:/
<scenestar> truth is a misarable failure
<Truth> miserable*

[22:25] <terminus> rki: u suck
[22:26] <Otixa> ...Cocks.
[22:26] <Otixa> \o/
[22:26] <Otixa> For once that was well placed and relevant :o

<AR> alright guys
<AR> i used to masturbate regularly once a day
<AR> now with college and stuff i have to go 2-3 days at a time without fapping
<AR> and my sex drive just goes through the roof after like 2+ days
<AR> does anyone else experience this?
<weekend> everyone does
<weekend> or not
<weekend> perhaps AR
<weekend> you should start socialising
<weekend> and what not
<AR> maybe you should as well
<AR> do you want to be my wingman
<weekend> not really
<grayhat> Hello.
<AR> oh hi
<AR> nice to meet you
<krackz> what ho
<grayhat> Likewise.
<krackz> AR is this you socialing?
<AR> krackz, dude shut up im trying to get laid here
<grayhat> O_o
<AR> grayhat, I'm andrew, what's your name
<grayhat> mark
<AR> fuck

<opie4624> ok, am I a moron or is the captcha broke?
<fiftysixer> knowing HTS's reputation,
<fiftysixer> probably both
<opie4624> ok
<opie4624> just checking

<lolage> One gay cowboy says to the other
<lolage> Y'up?
<lolage> Yep.
<Neme> ...
<lolage> rofl
<Neme> I'm trying to decide if that isn't actually brilliant...
<wired> yep

<`Cobra> asd, are you gay, too? -.-
<Kane> Hey
<asd> not really
<Kane> Does 'not really' mean, your not gay... But, if the opportunity arose, you'd stick your penis into a mans asshole?

* Neme is away [Smoke]
* xenomaster is glad he quit smoking
* Zod goes to smoke double for xenomaster
<xenomaster> well...i stopped smoking cigs at least
<Do_The_Jew> he smokes pole
<xenomaster> pole != the bowl
<weekend> lies
<weekend> I mean
<weekend> no lies
<weekend> .. cary on
<xenomaster> ROFL

<Neme> I remember my first debugging experience, fondly...
<Neme> RUN MYPROG
<Neme> ERROR: LINE 60
<Neme> DELETE 60
<Neme> RUN MYPROG

<hkltj> this is a freiendly channel . .
<hkltj> friendly coders.
<Naib> do you have a particular coding question?
<hkltj> yes
<hkltj> i want to hack
<hkltj> e hack in internet
<Naib> less hacking talk
<hkltj> ok
<mischief> hkltj, i hear they have lots of hackers in #2,000
<hkltj> friendly chat only
<Naib> coding chat
* hkltj (n=y6qk@59.94.99.181) has left #friendly-coders
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<hkltj> HeLP!
<hkltj> !
<hkltj> mischief hacked my PC
<hkltj> he gave a virus link chanel name
* Naib sets ban on %hkltj!*@*

(12:36:57 AM) DeZ_666: wait wait
(12:36:58 AM) DeZ_666: wait
(12:37:01 AM) DeZ_666: WOOT NO HTS BOT
(12:37:07 AM) DeZ_666: ANARCHY WINS!
(12:37:07 AM) HTS-Bot [bot@hackthissite.org] entered the room.
(12:37:07 AM) mode (+ao HTS-Bot HTS-Bot) by HTS-Bot
(12:37:09 AM) DeZ_666: fuck.

<Fenris> What's a segmentation fault mean?
<lolage> It means it's your fault that your segmentation has ceased to be.
<Neme> GoogleIt
<Neme> (tm)
<Fenris> <.<
<Fenris> Idiots
<Neme> Fenris, rather than typing out expansive paragraphs explaining the fundamentals of operating system memory management, I can simply direct you to Google and save this poor channel from an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> oh wait
<Neme> this channel *IS* an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> my bad O_o
<Fenris> Haha ^_^
<Fenris> It's basically just a function that calls itself indefinately though
<Rijnzael> o rely
<Neme> see :-) GoogleIt and you learn :-)
* Neme snickers
<Neme> this is just another example of why I <3 you people
<Neme> Go forth and conquor, Fenris
<Fenris> Hah

<godgryphon> what is anarchist stuff? cracking or something?

<xenomaster> XD I took Pascal in high school
<fiftysixer> lol
<Terminal> xenomaster, I'm sorry.
<Terminal> Did they give you the rocks?
<Terminal> or did you have to go out and find them?
<xenomaster> lol
<vh04x> lol me too
<Terminal> That is what you used as a computer right?
<h4xlemur> XD

<pacifico> so this pedo guy jeff
<ljsmithx> I would bash his knees in then put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains across the floor
<Romnous> ljsmithx, good fantasy you got there
<ljsmithx> It is
<Romnous> you do S&M too ?

<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ruth> Hahahaha
<ruth> yeah
<ietzche> hahaha
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3

<`Cobra> I put a condom over my ethernet port when I was 12... My dad said you used a condom for protection..

<einz> denial of sex service

<einz> that is worst

<gloom> My GF used to always give me DoS attacks :(

<gloom> But that's only because I wanted to like 15 times a day o.O

<fastfinger> i patched my gf

<fastfinger> she had too many holes

<ministry[seannigel]> software or wetware ;-)

<sas01> Rofl

<sas01> fastfinger, I hope you deleted that backdoor ;)

<gloom> o.O

<fastfinger> no no

<fastfinger> buttplug

<gloom> I don't think he deleted it, but i'm sure he blocked it several times

<sas01> Ah ok

<fastfinger> i need that hole at times

<sas01> A crafty little plugin?

* kiyoura wants a monkey
<xelix> Why
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> ....
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.

<krackz> someone should make a assembler called organised assembly
<krackz> or ORGASM

<subzero77> kk well who here knows c
<AR> me.
<subzero77> AR
<subzero77> pm me
<AR> i lied.
<subzero77> plz
<subzero77> shit
<subzero77> well i need to tak to someone that knows it
<AR> ok, talk to me then.
<subzero77> i got a propisition for htem
<subzero77> you just said you dont know it
<AR> just kidding.
<subzero77> kk well pm me
<AR> lol. double bluff.

* AugustDerlith is god
* AugustDerlith is your god
* nsbgerard is ALLAH
<AugustDerlith> im actually athiest

<IceShaman> who is this THEY
<IceShaman> there's always some mysterious they that ruin all the fun in the land!
<HG> whoever moderates it
<Slothearn> IceShaman, them?
<HG> because i submitted some
<HG> something like
<HG> <Wells> hts sucks, vote me up if you agree
<HG> and it never appeared

<AR> fucking faggots
<Rijnzael> ^what AR was doing all day

<Neme> ok, formal protest to "Y" being a taboo "word" on grounds its a common variable used in sample code and mathematical notation
<wired> yes, should be removed
<wired> y = 'tree';
<Neme> don't be silly wired, it would never = 'tree'
<wired> lol
<Neme> only an idiot would assign 'tree' to it
<wired> rofl
<DeZ> i beg to differ :O
<DeZ> why would y != 'tree'?
* DeZ was kicked by HTS-Bot (Watch your language!)
<Neme> hehehehehe
<wired> rofl
<Neme> hook line and sinker

<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*

<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<Zackfett> lol

<Rijnzael> .wik scourge of the earth
<MrWiki> "The relational database management system (RDBMS) officially called Oracle Database (and commonly referred to as Oracle RDBMS or simply as Oracle) has become a major presence in database computing." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scourge_of_the_earth

<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
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<pookleblinky> Real men love eating anything that pops out of a vagina.
<weekend> babies?

<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...

* xelix slaps Monica around a bit with cawk
<&Monica> But what if I like it...

<slokenafk> e3cb I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
<slokenafk> YOU.....
* e3cb gives you a bone
<e3cb> Done deal

<bfamredux> oh fuck me
<bfamredux> what's my NS pass =/
<bfamredux> ah yes
<bfamredux> 22 char passwords are tough to recall =/
<Kutan> Wow.
<Neme> I'mgettingitfrombehind
<Neme> is that it?

<nsbgerard> JOY TO THE WORLD
* HTS-Bot has kicked nsbgerard from #help (Turn caps lock OFF!)
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<Sabio> the HTS-Bot doesn't like Christmas