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#19
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< x00> you know i could never use a strawberry condom.
< x00> something about pulling my penis out and its red ... =\
< fastfinger> then lick it off :/
<+r3v> you know, i could never use a condom
<+r3v> something about... not getting laid
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<kiyoura> PUSH TO STABLE
<kiyoura> SOMEONE
<Kage[Work]> PUSH YOUR FACE
<Kage[Work]> ONTO MY MANGINA
<kiyoura> PUSH YOUR DICK
<Kage[Work]> INTO YOUR MOM
<kiyoura> INTO MY MOUTH
<kiyoura> woah
<Kage[Work]> kiyoura, you gay or something? :O
<kiyoura> woaaah
<kiyoura> I meant your mouth...or ..ermm
<kiyoura> crap
#685
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*** nirk has joined #help
<nirk> HI, is this the help channel?
<moo-numba-two> no
<scriptha> nooo
<Mar1ey> nope
<Mar1ey> cooking channel
<nirk> . . .
<moo-numba-two> cooking and porn
<scriptha> keep going, you'll eventually reach it
<Mar1ey> today I will be cooking omelettes
<Mar1ey> first gather your ingredients
<Mar1ey> eggs
<scriptha> :D with cheese?
<Mar1ey> ham
<Mar1ey> definatly cheese
<Mar1ey> nirk if you are looking for help you are in the wrong channel
<nirk> ?
<nirk> lol
<Mar1ey> we only talk about cooking in here oand porn
<godfather> yeah porn
<scriptha> foodporn
<scriptha> are you adding onions?
<Mar1ey> we can
<Mar1ey> do you want onions
<Mar1ey> haha numba two
<scriptha> yeah
<nirk> Why is it called #help then?
<Mar1ey> for help with cooking
<scriptha> #help-with-cooking takes too long to type
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#1053
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<Monica> Battle.
<Monica> Righ' hurr.
<unnu> wait
<Monica> unnu vs Obsession.
<unnu> YES YES
<Monica> SPIT, yo.
<Monica> Haha.
<unnu> HEY YO OBSESSION, QUIT YOUR OBSESSIN, YOU BEST NOT BE MESSIN LEST YOU WANNA LEARN YO LESSEN, THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS KIYOURA, TOO BAD YOUR NICKS GAY, NOT MUCH MORE TA SAY, O YEAH BITCH GOT THE MONA, . . . HIS REAL NAME IS JAHAN, DONT MESS WITH "THE MAN" HES GOT A WIKED PLAN, TO DROP YOU LIKE A B O T N E T S P A M
<Obsession> W00000000000000000000RFFFF
<Obsession> OOOOOOOOOO
#1046
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Apr 13 13:17:23 <pookleblinky> I bet irl Younix is the nicest person here.
Apr 13 13:17:59 <pookleblinky> In a pinch he'd help you move, lend you $20, give you an alibi, help chop up a body, suck your dick
Apr 13 13:18:00 <pookleblinky> etc
Apr 13 13:18:35 <pookleblinky> Show me a carebear that would do that
#2479
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<DeathReaper420> hello advanced people here?
<apples> DeathReaper420, i am very advanced
<apples> i am super advanced
<apples> some people call me
<apples> advance man
<iPaddy> people also call you shouldhavebeenswallowed
#885
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Hackthissite's Theme Song
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
(* repeat)
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
#1270
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< unknown> krattix, you getting my pms?
< Krattix> are the PM's in red?
#1244
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<NoXzema> OMFG
NoXzema kicks self in head.
<Yuji1> ...Wow and he the stupidity saw it coming and he still kicked his self in the head.
#519
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xtwitchx: RoMeO... why is my girlfriend on your to-do list?
#93
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< fastfinger> ya irc is for dickheads
< fastfinger> who use abbrivation like lol jk
< Saphirus> lol
#518
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* Neme is away [Smoke]
* xenomaster is glad he quit smoking
* Zod goes to smoke double for xenomaster
<xenomaster> well...i stopped smoking cigs at least
<Do_The_Jew> he smokes pole
<xenomaster> pole != the bowl
<weekend> lies
<weekend> I mean
<weekend> no lies
<weekend> .. cary on
<xenomaster> ROFL
#1241
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< AR> unnu, you know that you subconsciously have a preference of whites over blacks?
< unnu> idk AR, isnt that why it is subconscious?
#2988
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<RaineD> taranchala, urbandefine one trick
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#92
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<ss23> please someone
<ss23> this is meant to be a help channel...
<Nohusuro> ..
<Nohusuro> what do you need help with?
* ss23 has quit IRC (Quit: )
#27
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<Gogeta70> : /
<Shadow_Obscura> Everyone stfu
<Shadow_Obscura> I've had a fucking awesome idea
<Shadow_Obscura> Gogeta and girlfriend have said child
<mrbear> name it mrbera
<mrbear> bear
<Shadow_Obscura> From the age of 2, they raise the child to be a 1337 hacker
<Gogeta70> heh.
<mrbear> o shit
* Gogeta70 plans an abortion
<mrbear> lock it in a closet with a laptop and 1000 computer books?
<Shadow_Obscura> By the age of 15 the child is the 1337est hacker in existence
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the other hackers are jealous
<Shadow_Obscura> Which leads to several assasination attempts, car chases, explosions, computers and maybe just maybe some sex scenes
<Shadow_Obscura> And Gogeta writes a book about it
<Shadow_Obscura> And the book turns into a film
<Shadow_Obscura> And the the film turns into a book
<Shadow_Obscura> And gets a shitty video game
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the royalties go to me
<Gogeta70> eheh...
<Shadow_Obscura> And I'm adding that to the qdb
#243
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<FrozenFire> aren't there two db's? One for ...?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> Are they on the same server?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> mmk
<Silent-Shadow> and they can't access each other
<FrozenFire> But changing the pass for one will do both right?
<FrozenFire> Or not.
<FrozenFire> SHH
<FrozenFire> Stupid question.
<FrozenFire> lol
<Silent-Shadow> rofl
#113
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00:04 Nietzche [Lol@ball.o.cheese] has quit [Ping timeout]
00:06 < rippawallet> hi nietzche
00:06 < rippawallet> oh
00:06 < rippawallet> he quit
00:07 < rippawallet> i guess i havent quite got the hang of irssi yet D:
#787
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<Fenris> What's a segmentation fault mean?
<lolage> It means it's your fault that your segmentation has ceased to be.
<Neme> GoogleIt
<Neme> (tm)
<Fenris> <.<
<Fenris> Idiots
<Neme> Fenris, rather than typing out expansive paragraphs explaining the fundamentals of operating system memory management, I can simply direct you to Google and save this poor channel from an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> oh wait
<Neme> this channel *IS* an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> my bad O_o
<Fenris> Haha ^_^
<Fenris> It's basically just a function that calls itself indefinately though
<Rijnzael> o rely
<Neme> see :-) GoogleIt and you learn :-)
* Neme snickers
<Neme> this is just another example of why I <3 you people
<Neme> Go forth and conquor, Fenris
<Fenris> Hah
#340
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<s1Nn3r> what is the unix command for cd
#311
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<E8newallm> Can you rape me anyway
#100
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<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ruth> Hahahaha
<ruth> yeah
<ietzche> hahaha
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3
#320
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<Antiquae> Fuck us fuckers using fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, you fuck networks?
<Antiquae> No.
<lordofwhee> that's... odd
<Antiquae> Notice the grouping is left-to-right.
<Antiquae> So we're using IRC fucking networks.
<Antiquae> Rather, fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, so you're having intercourse with a protocol?
#15874
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<case> if it's got a hole, it's hot
<missingRemote> u might like me then
#312
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<reZo> and kitty is on my lap atm >_>
<xenomaster> lol
<xenomaster> mine are outside
<xenomaster> i let em go, but they keep coming back.
<xenomaster> kinda like my ex wife
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<overscore> It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu!
#608
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<krackz> someone should make a assembler called organised assembly
<krackz> or ORGASM
#2599
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<apples> man i really enjoy deleting files
<apples> it would be cool if i could be a professional file deleter
<apples> like go around on people's computers and delete a bunch of things
<apples> so they have free space
<apples> i would call myself delete king
#800
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<Student> feeling geek of the week sitting here naked on a bunk bed
<Student> chatting to IRC lusers and ignoring my chick
<Student> because I need some JS code
<krackz> LOL
<krackz> thats the way
<case|work> lol
<krackz> now call her a whore
<krackz> and slap her
<Student> spent most the night doing that
#1076
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Younix> i swera to drunk im not god
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(3/16/09 01:01:08P) [ Tiberius] kage when i get my bar number can i represent HTS? :D
(3/16/09 01:01:14P) [&weekend] not if in those 3 years time you find out that what you realy want to do is a 5 year plan
(3/16/09 01:01:36P) [ Tiberius] 3 years of lawschool right?
[3/16/09 01:01:40P] { Kage} Tiberius, Is trolling allowed in US courts?
(3/16/09 01:01:46P) [&weekend] it is not
(3/16/09 01:01:47P) [ Tiberius] LOL
[3/16/09 01:01:49P] { Kage} Then no
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<Neme> ok, formal protest to "Y" being a taboo "word" on grounds its a common variable used in sample code and mathematical notation
<wired> yes, should be removed
<wired> y = 'tree';
<Neme> don't be silly wired, it would never = 'tree'
<wired> lol
<Neme> only an idiot would assign 'tree' to it
<wired> rofl
<DeZ> i beg to differ :O
<DeZ> why would y != 'tree'?
* DeZ was kicked by HTS-Bot (Watch your language!)
<Neme> hehehehehe
<wired> rofl
<Neme> hook line and sinker
#313
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<weekend> :/
<GOD_> :/
<faith> :/
<faith> :\
<GOD_> :\
<sas01> :/
<faith> does that explain it?
#1010
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<slothearn> Younix: would you be freaked out if I put my penis in a tub of popcorn then offered you some?
<Younix> kettle corn?
<slothearn> yes
<Younix> no that's fine
#757
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<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
* hacker5564 (hacker5564@HTS-7DF48AD4.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
#977
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<pookleblinky> Real men love eating anything that pops out of a vagina.
<weekend> babies?
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[00:35] <moonloghtkiller> I'm looking at the hex editor and I see nothing that even resembles RBR values
[00:35] <source> sucks bro
[00:36] <source> should try using a jpeg editor to open the file
[00:36] <source> srsly
...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> k i just opened it with a JPEG editor and changed the RBG values but...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> Nada
[00:41] <source> moonloghtkiller, dude, lawl.
[00:41] <source> epic troll or epic fail on my part
[00:42] <source> I have no clue what the fuck you were talking about, I just thought a jpeg editor would come in handy
#957
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* xelix slaps Monica around a bit with cawk
<&Monica> But what if I like it...
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<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?
#801
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<Ox90> who is this rolf dude? everyone keeps spelling his name wrong?
#2474
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* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 with a cock
<Erendis42> how about the real thing?
<Erendis42> i'm waiting
* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 around with a real cock
<iPaddy> lmao Erendis42 wtf
<Erendis42> idk i'm just half asleep
<Hitekrednek> wait.. whose is this?
* Hitekrednek drops
<Erendis42> lol!
<iPaddy> haha i dont know why but i actually giggle over you
<Tiksi> awwwww
<Tiksi> it can love
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<bfamredux> oh fuck me
<bfamredux> what's my NS pass =/
<bfamredux> ah yes
<bfamredux> 22 char passwords are tough to recall =/
<Kutan> Wow.
<Neme> I'mgettingitfrombehind
<Neme> is that it?
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[21:26] <hack> Ok
[21:26] <hack> From now on
[21:26] <hack> everday
[21:26] <hack> we are going to gline one user off the server
[21:26] <hack> until it is just me left
[21:26] <_1> L0L
[21:26] <hack> kinda like that island
[21:26] <hack> I'm holding open voting sessions tommorow
[21:27] <hack> but, tonight, you can cast your early votes
[21:27] <_1> i saw we gline bottle of juice
[21:27] <hack> ok
[21:27] <hack> I vote _1
[21:27] <_1> :(
[21:28] <hack> now, keep in mind, I can;'t be voted for
[21:28] * _1 is now known as _3
[21:28] <hack> LMAO
#214
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* fastfinger gets an errection
<theodor> fastfinger how do you do that?
#111
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// Zeus is trying to install Ubuntu.
<Zeus> Would windows 95 have enough memory?
<Zeus> my ME OS is f'ed up anyways
<nazgjunk> wtf.
<Stoney> Zeus, it has nothing to do with windows
<nazgjunk> your operating system doesn't have memory
<nazgjunk> your computer does
<metalslug> ...
<Zeus> how can i fix that?
#1283
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<OCR> hi could anyone spare me some time to tell me how i would sniff the routers/modems i have hacked ?
<OCR> anyone ?
<AR> ok
<AR> you take the router
<AR> get your face real close
<AR> inhale
<OCR> nice
<OCR> can i connect it to my network with hamachi and sniff with cain & able?
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<Monica> Let me tell you a story, son.
<Monica> It's about two kitties.
<mutant> oh god
<Monica> The story will help you relax.
<Monica> Oh...
<mutant> are they on a cloud?
<Monica> Mutant, WTF are you doing in here?
<Monica> Yes, the kitties are on a cloud.
<mutant> ;_;
<Monica> Mutant, are you cheating on HackThisSite with HH?
<mutant> XD
<Monica> I don't believe in open relationships, Mutant.
#699
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<pthug> didn't even realise hts had an irc server :p
#546
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<doob> IceShaman, C++ is low level programming
<doob> you want easy coding, go for high level shit like PHP or java
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<Hiphopopotamus> I hate going outside. The yellow face...it burnsss usss....
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