<pookleblinky> apples dumped core all over Younix once
<pookleblinky> Poor guy was washing hex out of his hair for weeks

<FrozenFire> Kane is the emperor with magic clothing
<Kane> I think I got that right
<FrozenFire> Only the 1337 can see his beautiful robes
<Kane> For sho
<FrozenFire> I see them
<FrozenFire> Can you guys?
* Kane dances
<Pragmatk> FrozenFire, no
<Pragmatk> And I'm glad
<FrozenFire> Pragmatk isn't 1337
<Pragmatk> because Kane wearing a robe...
<Pragmatk> Is like SS wearing a tight leather jumpsuit
<FrozenFire> mmm
<FrozenFire> SS
<FrozenFire> jumpsuit...
<FrozenFire> mmm

<Adrellias> they cant charge you
<Adrellias> if you did nothing illegal
<ace> Adrellias, really ?

Apr 13 13:17:23 <pookleblinky> I bet irl Younix is the nicest person here.
Apr 13 13:17:59 <pookleblinky> In a pinch he'd help you move, lend you $20, give you an alibi, help chop up a body, suck your dick
Apr 13 13:18:00 <pookleblinky> etc
Apr 13 13:18:35 <pookleblinky> Show me a carebear that would do that

<jgr__> I'm so sick of this sopa/pipa shit
<percom> same
<@weekend> dif
<percom> haha, did you just get the announcement on freenode?
<jgr__> Yeah :)
<jgr__> Pretty sure congress isn't intersted in passing it as is
<jgr__> So all these nerds are crying over nothing
<percom> XD
<@weekend> sopa?
<jgr__> mm
<@weekend> seems more like they aren't interested in passing it as is because of the crying nerds
<TCD> our tears kill legislation
<TCD> or cure politics w/e
<@weekend> "this is congressman wutevar, my computer is not working can you put me through with IT" "k congressman wutevar, putting on IT" "IT here, have you tried turning it on and off again?" "yes" "have you tried rejecting the SOPA bill?" "no" "our logs show thats where the problem is"
<jgr__> lol

<Mac> can i brute force real 1 ?

<spaux> Kage, phabricator should update on cron, theres a bash script in the documentation
<spaux> Our phabricator is already out of date :P
<Kage> You told me to put Phabricator in our own git
<Kage> So how would that work?
<spaux> you can have more than one remote
<spaux> git remote add source git@github.com:facebook/phabricator.git
<spaux> git pull source master --threeway
<fas> lol
<fas> THREEWAY
<Kage> IT'S NOT GAY
<Kage> I'll call the cron script helicopterDick.sh
<fas> Kage++
<spaux> awww shiiiiiit

< wired> i use no protection
< wired> and im fine
<fastfinger> haha
<fastfinger> i use condoms

<Obsession> I have a foot fetish
<Obsession> and
* unnu bows down to Monica, and gives flowers and respectfuly runs away
<Obsession> Monica's size is like
<Obsession> freakin
<Obsession> perfect
<Obsession> I could eat em
<Stacy> Monica, nice being girls huh?
<unnu> Stacy, FAIL?
<Monica> Stacy: I banned you on forum for a reason. Can you be a good, little boy and behave on IRC?

<Kuja> -NickServ- A passcode has been sent to fuckoff@nickfag.lolhax, please type /msg NickServ confirm <passcode> to complete registration
<Kuja> you're kidding me, right.

xtwitchx: RoMeO... why is my girlfriend on your to-do list?

<pavlovs-kitten> GO GURGLE SOME GREEN GOAT GONADS
<whatever> omnomnomnomnom
<pavlovs-kitten> i'll nom your om
<whatever> nice one
<pavlovs-kitten> om nom ohms law
<whatever> bullshit is 1 word
<mShred> and bull shit is two words
<pavlovs-kitten> i shit bulls
<whatever> i shit chocolate
<whatever> and i pee chanel no.5
<Hitekrednek> I spit semen
<Hitekrednek> wait...

<&sas01> My dream is to take a shit in a girl's mouth, but seriously, don't tell Sarah
<&sas01> FUCK
<&sas01> DAMN YOU ALT+TAB

<blissi> fuck off pm'ing me benindorn, i may of fingered your box but that doesnt make me your girlfriend! Pm me again and i'll castrate you

<wired> i always live up to my word

<Terminal> tasty sense of humor
<Neme> I do my best
<Neme> Though it usually results in charges of pedophilia

<lolage> One gay cowboy says to the other
<lolage> Y'up?
<lolage> Yep.
<Neme> ...
<lolage> rofl
<Neme> I'm trying to decide if that isn't actually brilliant...
<wired> yep

* Neme is away [Smoke]
* xenomaster is glad he quit smoking
* Zod goes to smoke double for xenomaster
<xenomaster> well...i stopped smoking cigs at least
<Do_The_Jew> he smokes pole
<xenomaster> pole != the bowl
<weekend> lies
<weekend> I mean
<weekend> no lies
<weekend> .. cary on
<xenomaster> ROFL

< AR> unnu, you know that you subconsciously have a preference of whites over blacks?
< unnu> idk AR, isnt that why it is subconscious?

<Neme> I remember my first debugging experience, fondly...
<Neme> RUN MYPROG
<Neme> ERROR: LINE 60
<Neme> DELETE 60
<Neme> RUN MYPROG

<FrozenFire> Stop
<FrozenFire> Talking
<FrozenFire> On
<FrozenFire> One
<FrozenFire> Word
<FrozenFire> Per
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<FrozenFire> Line
<DaBomb> lololololololololol :P
<FrozenFire> :P

<hkltj> this is a freiendly channel . .
<hkltj> friendly coders.
<Naib> do you have a particular coding question?
<hkltj> yes
<hkltj> i want to hack
<hkltj> e hack in internet
<Naib> less hacking talk
<hkltj> ok
<mischief> hkltj, i hear they have lots of hackers in #2,000
<hkltj> friendly chat only
<Naib> coding chat
* hkltj (n=y6qk@59.94.99.181) has left #friendly-coders
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<hkltj> HeLP!
<hkltj> !
<hkltj> mischief hacked my PC
<hkltj> he gave a virus link chanel name
* Naib sets ban on %hkltj!*@*

<Terminal> Kuja,
<Terminal> my ancestor
<Terminal> and your ancestor
<Terminal> are the same
<Kuja> Terminal, depends how far back you go
<Terminal> we're human.
<Neme> But not the same as mine... ;-)
<Neme> I wasn't born...
<Neme> I was SPAWNED FROM HELL!!
<Terminal> Neme, yes well, we're talking about humans
<Terminal> not freaks

<Fenris> What's a segmentation fault mean?
<lolage> It means it's your fault that your segmentation has ceased to be.
<Neme> GoogleIt
<Neme> (tm)
<Fenris> <.<
<Fenris> Idiots
<Neme> Fenris, rather than typing out expansive paragraphs explaining the fundamentals of operating system memory management, I can simply direct you to Google and save this poor channel from an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> oh wait
<Neme> this channel *IS* an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> my bad O_o
<Fenris> Haha ^_^
<Fenris> It's basically just a function that calls itself indefinately though
<Rijnzael> o rely
<Neme> see :-) GoogleIt and you learn :-)
* Neme snickers
<Neme> this is just another example of why I <3 you people
<Neme> Go forth and conquor, Fenris
<Fenris> Hah

<godgryphon> what is anarchist stuff? cracking or something?

<E8newallm> Can you rape me anyway

<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ruth> Hahahaha
<ruth> yeah
<ietzche> hahaha
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3

<case> if it's got a hole, it's hot
<missingRemote> u might like me then

<magikstik> my 1st blow job ever, was when I was in kindergarden

<Student> feeling geek of the week sitting here naked on a bunk bed
<Student> chatting to IRC lusers and ignoring my chick
<Student> because I need some JS code
<krackz> LOL
<krackz> thats the way
<case|work> lol
<krackz> now call her a whore
<krackz> and slap her
<Student> spent most the night doing that

<IceShaman> who is this THEY
<IceShaman> there's always some mysterious they that ruin all the fun in the land!
<HG> whoever moderates it
<Slothearn> IceShaman, them?
<HG> because i submitted some
<HG> something like
<HG> <Wells> hts sucks, vote me up if you agree
<HG> and it never appeared

(3/16/09 01:01:08P) [ Tiberius] kage when i get my bar number can i represent HTS? :D
(3/16/09 01:01:14P) [&weekend] not if in those 3 years time you find out that what you realy want to do is a 5 year plan
(3/16/09 01:01:36P) [ Tiberius] 3 years of lawschool right?
[3/16/09 01:01:40P] { Kage} Tiberius, Is trolling allowed in US courts?
(3/16/09 01:01:46P) [&weekend] it is not
(3/16/09 01:01:47P) [ Tiberius] LOL
[3/16/09 01:01:49P] { Kage} Then no

<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*

<IceShaman> yes Marco, I like younguns that's right
<IceShaman> I rape children
<IceShaman> and eat babies
<carlzenox> O_O
<IceShaman> anyone of you got kids?
<IceShaman> guess I'll skip breakfast
<carlzenox> i do!
<derek> triple b's? big black babies?
<weekend> now now.. eating babies doesn't have anything to do with rape
<weekend> they are just.. tasty

<pookleblinky> Real men love eating anything that pops out of a vagina.
<weekend> babies?

<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...

* xelix slaps Monica around a bit with cawk
<&Monica> But what if I like it...

<Nietzche> man i just realized that i skipped sleeping today to make a hello world binary a tiny bit smaller

* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 with a cock
<Erendis42> how about the real thing?
<Erendis42> i'm waiting
* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 around with a real cock
<iPaddy> lmao Erendis42 wtf
<Erendis42> idk i'm just half asleep
<Hitekrednek> wait.. whose is this?
* Hitekrednek drops
<Erendis42> lol!
<iPaddy> haha i dont know why but i actually giggle over you
<Tiksi> awwwww
<Tiksi> it can love

<nsbgerard> JOY TO THE WORLD
* HTS-Bot has kicked nsbgerard from #help (Turn caps lock OFF!)
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<Sabio> the HTS-Bot doesn't like Christmas

[21:26] <hack> Ok
[21:26] <hack> From now on
[21:26] <hack> everday
[21:26] <hack> we are going to gline one user off the server
[21:26] <hack> until it is just me left
[21:26] <_1> L0L
[21:26] <hack> kinda like that island
[21:26] <hack> I'm holding open voting sessions tommorow
[21:27] <hack> but, tonight, you can cast your early votes
[21:27] <_1> i saw we gline bottle of juice
[21:27] <hack> ok
[21:27] <hack> I vote _1
[21:27] <_1> :(
[21:28] <hack> now, keep in mind, I can;'t be voted for
[21:28] * _1 is now known as _3
[21:28] <hack> LMAO

<HTSUser31746> listen i know with experince, if people think you can hack they will give you alot of respect and girls will like u

<moo> Proper grammar helps you get laid

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<evilbot> !help sex
<moo> sex is for people with social skills not for bots.

<krackz> nigga shuttup
<krackz> nobody cares
<warfreak2> *you don't care
<Hitekrednek> lol
<krackz> and I am nobody
* Hitekrednek is now known as nobody
<nobody> no you're not
<krackz> well played
<nobody> :)

<pthug> didn't even realise hts had an irc server :p

<Hiphopopotamus> I hate going outside. The yellow face...it burnsss usss....

<pookleblinky> It is that time of night when we forget who we are and why we are here.
<pookleblinky> And where our pants have gone

[05:19] <magikstik> im fucking a broke poor ass jew, probably one of few
[05:19] <magikstik> and not proud

<pinkdaisy> "Oh baby, your text is making me hot!"
<pinkdaisy> "You put the comma in just the right spot."