<Monica> One time...
<Monica> There was a kittie.
<Monica> I named her Monica.
<Monica> Then she met a kittie named Shadow.
<Monica> They saw each other.
<Monica> And meowed.
<Monica> And purrrrrrred.
<Monica> Then they had 10 kittens.
mutant> ^monica.. i dont think cats have sex like that o.O

[19:40:24] <ReDucTor> scream: morklitu and Phate are fags
[19:40:32] <ReDucTor> and put it on a timer.
[19:40:43] * ReDucTor was kicked by Phate (consider yourself fucked. =P)

<melol2> omg
<melol2> moo is dead
<melol2> did some1 kill him like me?
<melol2> wait. ne hes here
<melol2> just not op
<melol2> !help
<melol2> or imposter?
<moo> I forgot I was still moo...
* moo is now known as ace

<Wells> what kind of development is currently active on hts
<anarkakari> Wells: its a sekkrit
<Wells> in other words, nothing

<bren2010> Kage, being completely serious right now, does jokerrr possess a keyboard or any effective means of computer input?
<bren2010> mouse...?
<bren2010> braille setup...?
<Kage> He signals 1's and 0's by penetrating his hard or soft dick, respectively, into a specially designed port.
<Kage> He's currently busy designing the ASM commands to establish a socket connection to communicate with HTS IRC
<Kage> It takes a while
<Kage> Mainly due to the impotentcy

<Deceit> Zackfett, so you are saying the user needs to perform more commands in order to install software, making it less likely malware will be installed?
<fiftysixer> mischief, took me a little while to get the hang of 'em, but then they're pretty easy
<Zackfett> its less likely due to the lack of drive-by downloading
<Deceit> Ooh fancy word
<Zackfett> since activex controls dont run
<Deceit> Meaning exactly what I just said
<Deceit> You noob
<Deceit> That doesn't make the OS itself more secure

masonga95: OperServ doesn't let me do anything...

<crash> do u watch arby and chif
<crash> LOLOL!

[Discussion of the hts-challenges]
<nsbgerard> they teach you how to search source code
<nsbgerard> and do basic mathematics
<blissi> nsbgerard if you need hts for that then fail....

<Omelette> i like my viruses like i like my woman
<lordofwhee> old and fat?

<NoXzema> OMFG
NoXzema kicks self in head.
<Yuji1> ...Wow and he the stupidity saw it coming and he still kicked his self in the head.

<Kuja> -NickServ- A passcode has been sent to fuckoff@nickfag.lolhax, please type /msg NickServ confirm <passcode> to complete registration
<Kuja> you're kidding me, right.

xtwitchx: RoMeO... why is my girlfriend on your to-do list?

<carldod> can u death ping with linux or a windows 95 or widowns xp ????

<comperr> I'm like god
<fiftysixer> o rly...
<comperr> you can ask - but the answer might be no
<fiftysixer> ROFL

<blissi> fuck off pm'ing me benindorn, i may of fingered your box but that doesnt make me your girlfriend! Pm me again and i'll castrate you

<Petro> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bladder; cat /dev/fridge | grep food
<Petro> in other words, brb

<opie4624> ok, am I a moron or is the captcha broke?
<fiftysixer> knowing HTS's reputation,
<fiftysixer> probably both
<opie4624> ok
<opie4624> just checking

<FrozenFire> Stop
<FrozenFire> Talking
<FrozenFire> On
<FrozenFire> One
<FrozenFire> Word
<FrozenFire> Per
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<FrozenFire> Line
<DaBomb> lololololololololol :P
<FrozenFire> :P

<Terminal> Kuja,
<Terminal> my ancestor
<Terminal> and your ancestor
<Terminal> are the same
<Kuja> Terminal, depends how far back you go
<Terminal> we're human.
<Neme> But not the same as mine... ;-)
<Neme> I wasn't born...
<Neme> I was SPAWNED FROM HELL!!
<Terminal> Neme, yes well, we're talking about humans
<Terminal> not freaks

<godgryphon> what is anarchist stuff? cracking or something?

<Antiquae> Fuck us fuckers using fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, you fuck networks?
<Antiquae> No.
<lordofwhee> that's... odd
<Antiquae> Notice the grouping is left-to-right.
<Antiquae> So we're using IRC fucking networks.
<Antiquae> Rather, fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, so you're having intercourse with a protocol?

<reZo> and kitty is on my lap atm >_>
<xenomaster> lol
<xenomaster> mine are outside
<xenomaster> i let em go, but they keep coming back.
<xenomaster> kinda like my ex wife

<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl

<overscore> It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu!

* kiyoura wants a monkey
<xelix> Why
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> ....
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.

<apples> man i really enjoy deleting files
<apples> it would be cool if i could be a professional file deleter
<apples> like go around on people's computers and delete a bunch of things
<apples> so they have free space
<apples> i would call myself delete king

<subzero77> kk well who here knows c
<AR> me.
<subzero77> AR
<subzero77> pm me
<AR> i lied.
<subzero77> plz
<subzero77> shit
<subzero77> well i need to tak to someone that knows it
<AR> ok, talk to me then.
<subzero77> i got a propisition for htem
<subzero77> you just said you dont know it
<AR> just kidding.
<subzero77> kk well pm me
<AR> lol. double bluff.

* AugustDerlith is god
* AugustDerlith is your god
* nsbgerard is ALLAH
<AugustDerlith> im actually athiest

<Student> feeling geek of the week sitting here naked on a bunk bed
<Student> chatting to IRC lusers and ignoring my chick
<Student> because I need some JS code
<krackz> LOL
<krackz> thats the way
<case|work> lol
<krackz> now call her a whore
<krackz> and slap her
<Student> spent most the night doing that

Younix> i swera to drunk im not god

<obnauticus> Dude, if you rape a chick with your proptery in her vagina, can you say it's legal because you were trying to get whatever she put up there with your penis?
<ScrAm> of course.

<AR> fucking faggots
<Rijnzael> ^what AR was doing all day

<Neme> ok, formal protest to "Y" being a taboo "word" on grounds its a common variable used in sample code and mathematical notation
<wired> yes, should be removed
<wired> y = 'tree';
<Neme> don't be silly wired, it would never = 'tree'
<wired> lol
<Neme> only an idiot would assign 'tree' to it
<wired> rofl
<DeZ> i beg to differ :O
<DeZ> why would y != 'tree'?
* DeZ was kicked by HTS-Bot (Watch your language!)
<Neme> hehehehehe
<wired> rofl
<Neme> hook line and sinker

<slothearn> Younix: would you be freaked out if I put my penis in a tub of popcorn then offered you some?
<Younix> kettle corn?
<slothearn> yes
<Younix> no that's fine

<<CodeWebs>> lawl
<<AznBlazin>> lol
<<AznBlazin>> what does lawl stand for anyways?

<TheMindRapist> Seth_Hikaru, I think my computer is infected though
<TheMindRapist> It's been going really slow
<TheMindRapist> And I have 14 anti-virus programs installed
<TheMindRapist> Somehow I'm still being infected

<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
* hacker5564 (hacker5564@HTS-7DF48AD4.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)

<pookleblinky> Real men love eating anything that pops out of a vagina.
<weekend> babies?

* xelix slaps Monica around a bit with cawk
<&Monica> But what if I like it...

<Nietzche> man i just realized that i skipped sleeping today to make a hello world binary a tiny bit smaller

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17:17 < Tiksi> as I was saying
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<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?

<Xerati> it was jsut a ttypo

<bfamredux> oh fuck me
<bfamredux> what's my NS pass =/
<bfamredux> ah yes
<bfamredux> 22 char passwords are tough to recall =/
<Kutan> Wow.
<Neme> I'mgettingitfrombehind
<Neme> is that it?

<nsbgerard> JOY TO THE WORLD
* HTS-Bot has kicked nsbgerard from #help (Turn caps lock OFF!)
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<Sabio> the HTS-Bot doesn't like Christmas

<subzero77> !help sex
<moo> When a man and a woman love eachother very much... Well they don't really have to love eachother... It doesn't even need to be a man and a woman...

[21:26] <hack> Ok
[21:26] <hack> From now on
[21:26] <hack> everday
[21:26] <hack> we are going to gline one user off the server
[21:26] <hack> until it is just me left
[21:26] <_1> L0L
[21:26] <hack> kinda like that island
[21:26] <hack> I'm holding open voting sessions tommorow
[21:27] <hack> but, tonight, you can cast your early votes
[21:27] <_1> i saw we gline bottle of juice
[21:27] <hack> ok
[21:27] <hack> I vote _1
[21:27] <_1> :(
[21:28] <hack> now, keep in mind, I can;'t be voted for
[21:28] * _1 is now known as _3
[21:28] <hack> LMAO

<HTSUser31746> listen i know with experince, if people think you can hack they will give you alot of respect and girls will like u

<moo> Proper grammar helps you get laid