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#436
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<ScrAm> what does a penis and a submarine have in common?
<AR> I know what my penis and a submarine have ing common
<AR> they are both the same size
<xenomaster> AR: http://www.blogsforcompanies.com/TTimages/minuscule_submarine_robot.jpg yes..your right it is
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<DeZ> i code brainfuck
<Mitchell-> i code vagina.
<Kwang_Chei> I code RL
<Mitchell-> i coded the matrix.
<Kwang_Chei> I coded the Agents.
<DeZ> I WROTE THE APPLICATION KNOWN AS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
<Mitchell-> you're a god DeZ.
<Kwang_Chei> Yes, thank you.
<Kwang_Chei> It has some bugs in it, but I'm willing to keep using it as long as I don't get a virus.
#2469
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<phantomcircuit> some python + postgresql i wrote running on commodity desktop hardware is fast enough to handle the entire worlds forex needs
<phantomcircuit> WHO IS BOS??
<phantomcircuit> I AM BOSS
<Hitekrednek> I wrote a hello world in C that’s fast enough to handle the world’s demand 1000 times over.
#102
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<Adrellias> they cant charge you
<Adrellias> if you did nothing illegal
<ace> Adrellias, really ?
#3522
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< Ninjex> I should be heading out as well
< Ninjex> Gotta be up in 6hrs
< mShred> it's the morning
< mShred> you trippin
< Ninjex> I work nights foo
< mShred> dude, my weekend starts in like 8 hours
< Ninjex> So what are you suggesting
< weekend> "your" weekend
< Ninjex> I call out of work
< mShred> teehee
< mShred> mabad weekend
< weekend> we're not exclusive you know, we never talked about that sort of thing
< rained> LOL
< weekend> you don't OWN me
< mShred> i sorry bb
#1046
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Apr 13 13:17:23 <pookleblinky> I bet irl Younix is the nicest person here.
Apr 13 13:17:59 <pookleblinky> In a pinch he'd help you move, lend you $20, give you an alibi, help chop up a body, suck your dick
Apr 13 13:18:00 <pookleblinky> etc
Apr 13 13:18:35 <pookleblinky> Show me a carebear that would do that
#620
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<Truth> One day I'll buy like
<Truth> half an ounce
<Truth> and just hide buds
<Truth> around my room
<Truth> for when I'm out again
<Truth> so that whenever I'm out
<Truth> I'll clean until I find some weed
<God> lol
<Truth> and eventually my room will be sparkling
#2592
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<jgr__> I'm so sick of this sopa/pipa shit
<percom> same
<@weekend> dif
<percom> haha, did you just get the announcement on freenode?
<jgr__> Yeah :)
<jgr__> Pretty sure congress isn't intersted in passing it as is
<jgr__> So all these nerds are crying over nothing
<percom> XD
<@weekend> sopa?
<jgr__> mm
<@weekend> seems more like they aren't interested in passing it as is because of the crying nerds
<TCD> our tears kill legislation
<TCD> or cure politics w/e
<@weekend> "this is congressman wutevar, my computer is not working can you put me through with IT" "k congressman wutevar, putting on IT" "IT here, have you tried turning it on and off again?" "yes" "have you tried rejecting the SOPA bill?" "no" "our logs show thats where the problem is"
<jgr__> lol
#15
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<AR> seriously guys, lets stop fighting with each other. We need to band together and attack easterbunny.
<easterbunny> >.>
#1019
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<godofcereal> you can only do a run by if your lucky
<redice> i used to be in new york
redice> the gangsta place
<godofcereal> a drive by would get you stuck in traffic
<redice> hahahah so fucking true
#1033
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* Monica plays with Photoshop.
* mutant plays with.. no.. i wont make that joke
* seth_slade plays with illustrator.
<seth_slade> OH I GET IT.
<Monica> You two are the same age.
<seth_slade> ?
<Monica> Have fun playing with each other.
<Monica> Hold hands.
<Monica> Come on.
<mutant> monica.. oh dear gawd no
* seth_slade bumps fists.
<Monica> SHIT...this would be child pornography.
<Monica> You two are under 18.
<mutant> XD
<seth_slade> and YOU influenced us to do it
<seth_slade> SHAME.
<Deceit> :\
<Deceit> I go away for 3 minutes
<mutant> XD
<Deceit> And I come back to CP
<Deceit> And I don't see links
#959
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<Flubber> is ssid related to cookies?
#528
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<reZo> oh oh dude
<reZo> i should try kareoke to death metal
<reZo> and crank out my corpsegrinder voice LOL
<reZo> i wonder if i should
<reZo> should i?
<NightQuest> that'd be easy...
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
<NightQuest> "reZo, are you ok?"
<NightQuest> "Yea I'm fine dad, just singing along with my music"
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
#790
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<IceShaman> pan's labyrinth
<Neme> Spanish film
<IceShaman> followed by mean creek
<Neme> Body of water
<IceShaman> followed by the hustler
<IceShaman> oooooooooooh yeah
<Neme> Cock in the sofa cushions
<lordofwhee> ...
<Neme> I thought we were playing $25,000 pyramid?
#1049
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<Obsession> I have a foot fetish
<Obsession> and
* unnu bows down to Monica, and gives flowers and respectfuly runs away
<Obsession> Monica's size is like
<Obsession> freakin
<Obsession> perfect
<Obsession> I could eat em
<Stacy> Monica, nice being girls huh?
<unnu> Stacy, FAIL?
<Monica> Stacy: I banned you on forum for a reason. Can you be a good, little boy and behave on IRC?
#519
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xtwitchx: RoMeO... why is my girlfriend on your to-do list?
#1248
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< code2004> God[ofcereal], you do seem angry alot on the forums tbh :)
< godofcereal> the forums? when am I angry on the forums?
< code2004> Probs never, you just have a sidious aura around your writing
< godofcereal> Is it because I type like this?
#638
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*** TiburonII has joined channel
*** Cystimatix has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by TiburonII))
* xenomaster kills TiburonII
*** TiburonII has quit (Input/output error)
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<Silent-Shadow> hahahahah lordofwhee likes man on man interaction
<lordofwhee> dude, i hit a LOT of nerves...
#58
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<blissi> fuck off pm'ing me benindorn, i may of fingered your box but that doesnt make me your girlfriend! Pm me again and i'll castrate you
#789
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<Terminal> tasty sense of humor
<Neme> I do my best
<Neme> Though it usually results in charges of pedophilia
#902
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<opie4624> ok, am I a moron or is the captcha broke?
<fiftysixer> knowing HTS's reputation,
<fiftysixer> probably both
<opie4624> ok
<opie4624> just checking
#777
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<lolage> One gay cowboy says to the other
<lolage> Y'up?
<lolage> Yep.
<Neme> ...
<lolage> rofl
<Neme> I'm trying to decide if that isn't actually brilliant...
<wired> yep
#485
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<`Cobra> asd, are you gay, too? -.-
<Kane> Hey
<asd> not really
<Kane> Does 'not really' mean, your not gay... But, if the opportunity arose, you'd stick your penis into a mans asshole?
#1241
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< AR> unnu, you know that you subconsciously have a preference of whites over blacks?
< unnu> idk AR, isnt that why it is subconscious?
#543
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<Neme> I remember my first debugging experience, fondly...
<Neme> RUN MYPROG
<Neme> ERROR: LINE 60
<Neme> DELETE 60
<Neme> RUN MYPROG
#92
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<ss23> please someone
<ss23> this is meant to be a help channel...
<Nohusuro> ..
<Nohusuro> what do you need help with?
* ss23 has quit IRC (Quit: )
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* Myrddin (Myrddin@914B528D.19013AF.878CE03B.IP) has joined #help
<Myrddin> ello. :)
<Myrddin> Anyone know of a decent flv/mov/avi to .swf converter?
<Myrddin> Been searching for a few days now...
<Fenrir> ffmpeg
<mischief> youtube is good for that.
<Myrddin> Fenrir, does it do conversion??
<Myrddin> :O
<Fenrir> ffmpeg? what are you google deaf?
#234
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<Exomnium> I tried to hack the voting system for articles on hts like in realistic 1 but they thought of that some how.
#113
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00:04 Nietzche [Lol@ball.o.cheese] has quit [Ping timeout]
00:06 < rippawallet> hi nietzche
00:06 < rippawallet> oh
00:06 < rippawallet> he quit
00:07 < rippawallet> i guess i havent quite got the hang of irssi yet D:
#507
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<slonzor> i used to have a lot for web design
<slonzor> backend stuff though
<xeno[Burning]> i tried that
<xeno[Burning]> my wife said no
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<comperr> You have just recieved the polish virus
<comperr> As the Polish have no programming experience this Virus works on the honor system.
<comperr> Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone you know.
<comperr> Thanks for your cooperation.
#100
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<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ruth> Hahahaha
<ruth> yeah
<ietzche> hahaha
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3
#320
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<Antiquae> Fuck us fuckers using fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, you fuck networks?
<Antiquae> No.
<lordofwhee> that's... odd
<Antiquae> Notice the grouping is left-to-right.
<Antiquae> So we're using IRC fucking networks.
<Antiquae> Rather, fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, so you're having intercourse with a protocol?
#312
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<reZo> and kitty is on my lap atm >_>
<xenomaster> lol
<xenomaster> mine are outside
<xenomaster> i let em go, but they keep coming back.
<xenomaster> kinda like my ex wife
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weekend> :o
<weekend> EvilDeshi you ware on my tv just now!
<henke37> weekend, that is your computer screen
<henke37> not a tv
<weekend> the bad guy in smallvile was called "Zod"
<weekend> he tried to end the world so he could start a new one
<lordofwhee> O.o
<henke37> not such a bad idea
<henke37> on a much smaller scale
<henke37> like a country o two
<weekend> :/
<TheRu5H> i can change the world, but they won't give me its source code
<weekend> you are thinking too small
<weekend> the way I see it
<weekend> we only need to kill off all africans and south americans
<EvilDeshi> weekend yeah
<weekend> and we would solve any potential polution problem and have more room in the world for the people left
<weekend> we might need to cancel china too
<weekend> there are just too many of them
#271
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<magikstik> my 1st blow job ever, was when I was in kindergarden
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<einz> denial of sex service
<einz> that is worst
<gloom> My GF used to always give me DoS attacks :(
<gloom> But that's only because I wanted to like 15 times a day o.O
<fastfinger> i patched my gf
<fastfinger> she had too many holes
<ministry[seannigel]> software or wetware ;-)
<sas01> Rofl
<sas01> fastfinger, I hope you deleted that backdoor ;)
<gloom> o.O
<fastfinger> no no
<fastfinger> buttplug
<gloom> I don't think he deleted it, but i'm sure he blocked it several times
<sas01> Ah ok
<fastfinger> i need that hole at times
<sas01> A crafty little plugin?
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<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl
#317
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* troika_games -> Quit (Ping timeout)
* troika_games -> has joined #rootthisbox
<troika_games> lol , stop hacking my computer!
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* kiyoura wants a monkey
<xelix> Why
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> ....
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.
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<apples> man i really enjoy deleting files
<apples> it would be cool if i could be a professional file deleter
<apples> like go around on people's computers and delete a bunch of things
<apples> so they have free space
<apples> i would call myself delete king
#800
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<Student> feeling geek of the week sitting here naked on a bunk bed
<Student> chatting to IRC lusers and ignoring my chick
<Student> because I need some JS code
<krackz> LOL
<krackz> thats the way
<case|work> lol
<krackz> now call her a whore
<krackz> and slap her
<Student> spent most the night doing that
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<IceShaman> who is this THEY
<IceShaman> there's always some mysterious they that ruin all the fun in the land!
<HG> whoever moderates it
<Slothearn> IceShaman, them?
<HG> because i submitted some
<HG> something like
<HG> <Wells> hts sucks, vote me up if you agree
<HG> and it never appeared
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<crazor> check out the hot pussy
<amarja> where
* Wyrmkill sets ban on crazor!*crazor@539A65FD.9A336D83.F2BF0A84.IP
* Wyrmkill sets ban on amarja!*amarja@yourmums.house.com
* Wyrmkill has kicked amarja from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
* Wyrmkill has kicked crazor from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
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<Neme> ok, formal protest to "Y" being a taboo "word" on grounds its a common variable used in sample code and mathematical notation
<wired> yes, should be removed
<wired> y = 'tree';
<Neme> don't be silly wired, it would never = 'tree'
<wired> lol
<Neme> only an idiot would assign 'tree' to it
<wired> rofl
<DeZ> i beg to differ :O
<DeZ> why would y != 'tree'?
* DeZ was kicked by HTS-Bot (Watch your language!)
<Neme> hehehehehe
<wired> rofl
<Neme> hook line and sinker
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<Kahdloc> hmm. hard to find good chick walpapers.
<lilith> yeah never quite know how thin to slice them
<Kahdloc> ....huh?
<lilith> wallpapering rooms with chicks?
<lilith> first you have to pluck them and then its the whole slicing and deboning thing
<lilith> otherwise it just gets this ugly little jabby effect all over the walls
<TheLostOne> sarcastic cunt
<Kahdloc> yeah, the skin's hard to extract.
<Kahdloc> it's delicate work for sure.
<TheLostOne> omg..
<Kahdloc> and it takes /forever/. one chick only covers maybe 6 square inches
<Kahdloc> and that's on the high side.
<TheLostOne> lmao...
<Kahdloc> for a full room, you're looking at several hundred. maybe thousands
<Kahdloc> the blood does make a nice paint though.
<TheLostOne> well it cuts down on overpopulation huh?
<Kahdloc> a little i guess
<TheLostOne> haha
<TheLostOne> someone needs to quote this
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<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*
#948
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<ScrAm> you're on Windows
<ScrAm> use mIRC.
<Zackfett> i tried
<Zackfett> it wouldnt work
<ScrAm> why wouldn't it?
<Zackfett> the whole use for 30 days thing
<Zackfett> apparently i had it before
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<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<Zackfett> lol
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