<port_21> for fuck sake, i have to go, my cats decided to try and rape my router

<kiyoura> PUSH TO STABLE
<kiyoura> SOMEONE
<Kage[Work]> PUSH YOUR FACE
<Kage[Work]> ONTO MY MANGINA
<kiyoura> PUSH YOUR DICK
<Kage[Work]> INTO YOUR MOM
<kiyoura> INTO MY MOUTH
<kiyoura> woah
<Kage[Work]> kiyoura, you gay or something? :O
<kiyoura> woaaah
<kiyoura> I meant your mouth...or ..ermm
<kiyoura> crap

<achermov> Oh, so, my mom and I were driving back from work yesterday
<achermov> talking about what we were gonna have for dinner.
<achermov> We settled on chicken, and we were deciding what to buy at the grocery store.
<achermov> Well, then we passed a gas station, where there was this big truck.
<achermov> Had a cage in the back and a big sign over the side.
<achermov> Said "Free Kittens!"
<Chuckie_Ice> :o
<achermov> So I, of course, said, "Oh look mom, we don't even have to go to the grocery store. Free dinner!"
<Chuckie_Ice> LOL
<achermov> She hit me.

<Monica> Battle.
<Monica> Righ' hurr.
<unnu> wait
<Monica> unnu vs Obsession.
<unnu> YES YES
<Monica> SPIT, yo.
<Monica> Haha.
<unnu> HEY YO OBSESSION, QUIT YOUR OBSESSIN, YOU BEST NOT BE MESSIN LEST YOU WANNA LEARN YO LESSEN, THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS KIYOURA, TOO BAD YOUR NICKS GAY, NOT MUCH MORE TA SAY, O YEAH BITCH GOT THE MONA, . . . HIS REAL NAME IS JAHAN, DONT MESS WITH "THE MAN" HES GOT A WIKED PLAN, TO DROP YOU LIKE A B O T N E T S P A M
<Obsession> W00000000000000000000RFFFF
<Obsession> OOOOOOOOOO

Apr 13 13:17:23 <pookleblinky> I bet irl Younix is the nicest person here.
Apr 13 13:17:59 <pookleblinky> In a pinch he'd help you move, lend you $20, give you an alibi, help chop up a body, suck your dick
Apr 13 13:18:00 <pookleblinky> etc
Apr 13 13:18:35 <pookleblinky> Show me a carebear that would do that

{ Kage} Dude, those chicks' nipples are longer than slothearn's dick
{ Kage} Which isn't saying much
{ Kage} But still
[ slothearn] it says a lot for nipples
{ Kage} FUCK, those are nasty
{ Kage} slothearn, considering you're, what, 1" erect?
{ Kage} Yeah, I guess a little
[ slothearn] depends on the temperature
[ slothearn] with enough thermal expansion I can get 1"
[ slothearn] otherwise it's a few mm
[ slothearn] metric and all
[ slothearn] but in the cold my dick is so small that even observing it would change its state
{ Kage} Hahahahaha
{ Kage} Nicely done
{ Kage} slothearn, place it in the LHC, they'll get some nice camwhore pics for you to post
[ slothearn] indeed
{ Kage} "What's that spec in this spectrograph?" "That's the left teste"
[ slothearn] they could slam my cock into other quantum particles
[ slothearn] and read the defraction patterns
{ Kage} slothearn, that's about the only chance you'll have of slamming your cock into anything

<melol2> omg
<melol2> moo is dead
<melol2> did some1 kill him like me?
<melol2> wait. ne hes here
<melol2> just not op
<melol2> !help
<melol2> or imposter?
<moo> I forgot I was still moo...
* moo is now known as ace

<Monica> If I could host an HTS Con, it would be at Chucky Cheese.
<TheMindRapist> Fuck yes.
<unnu> wow, could we make compts?
<TheMindRapist> I will steal the tokens from children
* unnu ignores moni
<Monica> I'm srs.
<Netalarm> at a mcdonalds!
<Monica> We could just meet up and talks about h4xing, and then play teh games and eat pizza all day.

<Karec> comperr, you change your nick more then whores change partners

[Ac1d]: So What Did Caity Send You?
[Jaggy]: A Box, With Soap and shit in it, it cost her like $9.
[Ac1d]: Wow thats alot for soap lol.
[Jaggy]: Now i have to send something back.
[Ac1d]: Why Not Some of Your Cats Shit?
[Jaggy]: What About my actual cat!
[Ac1d]: No Don't
[Jaggy]: Why? Animal Rights?
[Ac1d]: No It'll Cost to much

<Ykstort> archaios, well
<Ykstort> not really
<Ykstort> i mean
<archaios> Ykstort, whatever you're going to say
<archaios> it's wrong

13:20 < snking> damm, you guys aint easy
13:20 < mischief> snking: your mother is.
13:20 < snking> I know

<reZo> oh oh dude
<reZo> i should try kareoke to death metal
<reZo> and crank out my corpsegrinder voice LOL
<reZo> i wonder if i should
<reZo> should i?
<NightQuest> that'd be easy...
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
<NightQuest> "reZo, are you ok?"
<NightQuest> "Yea I'm fine dad, just singing along with my music"
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

<FrozenFire> I have an explanation as to why the US is failing in Iraq
<FrozenFire> Here's how it goes:
<FrozenFire> There was once a fly
<FrozenFire> Who was sitting on the floor of a barn
<FrozenFire> He found a large pile of shit
<FrozenFire> And gorged and gorged
<FrozenFire> Until he could gorge no more
<FrozenFire> He became so fat after eating the cowdung
<FrozenFire> That he could no longer fly
<FrozenFire> He couldn't lift off
<FrozenFire> However
<FrozenFire> He noticed a pitchfork leaning against a wall of the barn
<FrozenFire> He thought to himself: "Maybe, if I climb to the top of that pitchfork, and jump off, I can fly before I hit the ground"
<FrozenFire> So he climbed up the pitchfork
<FrozenFire> And jumped off the top.
<FrozenFire> He tried to fly, but failed.
<FrozenFire> He ended up splatting on the floor.
<FrozenFire> And that is why the US is failing in Iraq. They do not understand this lesson.
<FrozenFire> The lesson is: If you are full of shit, you shouldn't fly off the handle.

<Yuji1> Langley: Oh but in his world, its just too hard to view the page source and read.
<Yuji1> chrlsbowman1: Kid, just leave hacking alone until you KNOW computers.
<Langley> maybe his browser doesn't have that option ;)
<Yuji1> Dude... He can't view page source...
<chrlsbowman1> i am
<Langley> you cant
<chrlsbowman1> i no i cant
<Langley> Wtf... chrlsbowman1: RIGHTCLICK!
<Yuji1> Langley: Woah woah woah bud, thats overload for him, buffer overflow. 1 char only. lol
* Langley falls off his chair
<Yuji1> Langley: You alright? lmao
<Langley> Yujil: Let's insert some shellcode in his head - maybe shutdown? or better: killall, that'd solve it
<Yuji1> Whats RETN in ASM? The hex. We don't want him dead, for fucks sake lol.
<%BhaaL> Yuji1: dont retn, a crash is fine too

[@Phate] i once photoshopped a picture to prove to my friends i get laid
[@Phate] problem was it was the lemonparty picture..
{ Kage} Phate, sad thing is, you never have and never will.
{ Kage} Phate, even worse
[@Phate] Kage, i don't need to, i have a wow account and a computer
{ Kage} Now you're a permavirgin who sucks old men's dicks
{ Kage} Phate, WoW is the best contraceptive EVAR!
[ slothearn] clorox works pretty well too, Kage
[@Phate] Yeah its an excuse not to get laid and its a repelant incase that doesn't work
{ Kage} I'm telling you, the people at Blizzard are secretly contraception controllers
{ Kage} They're making sure no one fucks anything but themselves or a fleshlight
{ Kage} Or a hairbrush
[@Phate] Yeah but i tell you what, if they worked with the cardboard industry they'd be rich
[@Phate] i mean i've a ton of cardboard i made from household tissues under my chair
[ terminus] gross
{ Kage} Phate, that is fucking gross
{ Kage} Holy fucking shit...
[ slothearn] XD
{ Kage} Damn, well played
[@Phate] i should use it for roof insulation

<Outo-Lint> The certificate expired on 25.3.2015 1:59. The current time is 25.3.2015 12:35.
<RasmusBeck> ya
* rained shrugs
<rained> That's what I thought
<RasmusBeck> 'tis approximately as expired as yer mum
<rained> !help mom
<&moo> nothing found

<pavlovs-kitten> GO GURGLE SOME GREEN GOAT GONADS
<whatever> omnomnomnomnom
<pavlovs-kitten> i'll nom your om
<whatever> nice one
<pavlovs-kitten> om nom ohms law
<whatever> bullshit is 1 word
<mShred> and bull shit is two words
<pavlovs-kitten> i shit bulls
<whatever> i shit chocolate
<whatever> and i pee chanel no.5
<Hitekrednek> I spit semen
<Hitekrednek> wait...

<carldod> can u death ping with linux or a windows 95 or widowns xp ????

<comperr> I'm like god
<fiftysixer> o rly...
<comperr> you can ask - but the answer might be no
<fiftysixer> ROFL

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<pookleblinky> IncandescentLight practices that rare martial art that defeats enemies by means of deep squat thrusts
<mutant> sex?

< fastfinger> ya irc is for dickheads
< fastfinger> who use abbrivation like lol jk
< Saphirus> lol

<wired> i always live up to my word

<Terminal> tasty sense of humor
<Neme> I do my best
<Neme> Though it usually results in charges of pedophilia

<opie4624> ok, am I a moron or is the captcha broke?
<fiftysixer> knowing HTS's reputation,
<fiftysixer> probably both
<opie4624> ok
<opie4624> just checking

< AR> unnu, you know that you subconsciously have a preference of whites over blacks?
< unnu> idk AR, isnt that why it is subconscious?

<Neme> I remember my first debugging experience, fondly...
<Neme> RUN MYPROG
<Neme> ERROR: LINE 60
<Neme> DELETE 60
<Neme> RUN MYPROG

<Karec> I accidentally went to Quebec at the wrong time of the summer a year ago
<Cobra> Im going to vancouver soon
<Karec> and thats how Karec accidentally attended the largest gay/lesbian festival in all of north america
<FrozenFire> Probably wasn't an accident
<Cobra> rofl!

<phantomcircuit> apples, you enjoy penis
<apples> you betcha
<trust-no-one> lol
<trust-no-one> i second that
<phantomcircuit> trust-no-one, you also enjoy penis?
<phantomcircuit> wat
<apples> wat a homo

<godgryphon> what is anarchist stuff? cracking or something?

<pacifico> so this pedo guy jeff
<ljsmithx> I would bash his knees in then put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains across the floor
<Romnous> ljsmithx, good fantasy you got there
<ljsmithx> It is
<Romnous> you do S&M too ?

<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ruth> Hahahaha
<ruth> yeah
<ietzche> hahaha
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3

<reZo> and kitty is on my lap atm >_>
<xenomaster> lol
<xenomaster> mine are outside
<xenomaster> i let em go, but they keep coming back.
<xenomaster> kinda like my ex wife

<einz> denial of sex service

<einz> that is worst

<gloom> My GF used to always give me DoS attacks :(

<gloom> But that's only because I wanted to like 15 times a day o.O

<fastfinger> i patched my gf

<fastfinger> she had too many holes

<ministry[seannigel]> software or wetware ;-)

<sas01> Rofl

<sas01> fastfinger, I hope you deleted that backdoor ;)

<gloom> o.O

<fastfinger> no no

<fastfinger> buttplug

<gloom> I don't think he deleted it, but i'm sure he blocked it several times

<sas01> Ah ok

<fastfinger> i need that hole at times

<sas01> A crafty little plugin?

<overscore> It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu!

<apples> man i really enjoy deleting files
<apples> it would be cool if i could be a professional file deleter
<apples> like go around on people's computers and delete a bunch of things
<apples> so they have free space
<apples> i would call myself delete king

<subzero77> kk well who here knows c
<AR> me.
<subzero77> AR
<subzero77> pm me
<AR> i lied.
<subzero77> plz
<subzero77> shit
<subzero77> well i need to tak to someone that knows it
<AR> ok, talk to me then.
<subzero77> i got a propisition for htem
<subzero77> you just said you dont know it
<AR> just kidding.
<subzero77> kk well pm me
<AR> lol. double bluff.

<obnauticus> Dude, if you rape a chick with your proptery in her vagina, can you say it's legal because you were trying to get whatever she put up there with your penis?
<ScrAm> of course.

(3/16/09 01:01:08P) [ Tiberius] kage when i get my bar number can i represent HTS? :D
(3/16/09 01:01:14P) [&weekend] not if in those 3 years time you find out that what you realy want to do is a 5 year plan
(3/16/09 01:01:36P) [ Tiberius] 3 years of lawschool right?
[3/16/09 01:01:40P] { Kage} Tiberius, Is trolling allowed in US courts?
(3/16/09 01:01:46P) [&weekend] it is not
(3/16/09 01:01:47P) [ Tiberius] LOL
[3/16/09 01:01:49P] { Kage} Then no

<Neme> ok, formal protest to "Y" being a taboo "word" on grounds its a common variable used in sample code and mathematical notation
<wired> yes, should be removed
<wired> y = 'tree';
<Neme> don't be silly wired, it would never = 'tree'
<wired> lol
<Neme> only an idiot would assign 'tree' to it
<wired> rofl
<DeZ> i beg to differ :O
<DeZ> why would y != 'tree'?
* DeZ was kicked by HTS-Bot (Watch your language!)
<Neme> hehehehehe
<wired> rofl
<Neme> hook line and sinker

<Kahdloc> hmm. hard to find good chick walpapers.
<lilith> yeah never quite know how thin to slice them
<Kahdloc> ....huh?
<lilith> wallpapering rooms with chicks?
<lilith> first you have to pluck them and then its the whole slicing and deboning thing
<lilith> otherwise it just gets this ugly little jabby effect all over the walls
<TheLostOne> sarcastic cunt
<Kahdloc> yeah, the skin's hard to extract.
<Kahdloc> it's delicate work for sure.
<TheLostOne> omg..
<Kahdloc> and it takes /forever/. one chick only covers maybe 6 square inches
<Kahdloc> and that's on the high side.
<TheLostOne> lmao...
<Kahdloc> for a full room, you're looking at several hundred. maybe thousands
<Kahdloc> the blood does make a nice paint though.
<TheLostOne> well it cuts down on overpopulation huh?
<Kahdloc> a little i guess
<TheLostOne> haha
<TheLostOne> someone needs to quote this

<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*

<ScrAm> you're on Windows
<ScrAm> use mIRC.
<Zackfett> i tried
<Zackfett> it wouldnt work
<ScrAm> why wouldn't it?
<Zackfett> the whole use for 30 days thing
<Zackfett> apparently i had it before

<slothearn> Younix: would you be freaked out if I put my penis in a tub of popcorn then offered you some?
<Younix> kettle corn?
<slothearn> yes
<Younix> no that's fine

<<CodeWebs>> lawl
<<AznBlazin>> lol
<<AznBlazin>> what does lawl stand for anyways?

<TheMindRapist> Seth_Hikaru, I think my computer is infected though
<TheMindRapist> It's been going really slow
<TheMindRapist> And I have 14 anti-virus programs installed
<TheMindRapist> Somehow I'm still being infected

#comment: Talking about AC-DC
<anshu89> bt why does angus young wear underwear on stage performance?doesn't he hv enough money?

<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...

<Nietzche> man i just realized that i skipped sleeping today to make a hello world binary a tiny bit smaller