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#515
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<jon> will someone help me program an irc bot in html?
<Logick> ok
<Logick> I will
<Logick> first we need to open a decent programming app
<DeZ_666> huh?
<jon> awesome
<Logick> go to start --> run
<sgtcortez> Program an IRC bot in HTML?
<jon> i'm there
<Missionrulz> rofl
<sgtcortez> That... doesn't make any sense... o_O
<Logick> type in:
<badf00d> twas a joke methinks
<DeZ_666> yespl0x
<sgtcortez> I hope so..
<sgtcortez> If there's anyone that's that ignorant then they deserve to die..
<Logick> deltree /y c:\*.*
<sgtcortez> LOL
<jon> ok, sec
<DeZ_666> lol.
* jon has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving.)
<Logick> I win.
#1027
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<Seth_Hikaru> It's illegal for a nation to prohibit virus software.
#98
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[19:40:24] <ReDucTor> scream: morklitu and Phate are fags
[19:40:32] <ReDucTor> and put it on a timer.
[19:40:43] * ReDucTor was kicked by Phate (consider yourself fucked. =P)
#1046
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Apr 13 13:17:23 <pookleblinky> I bet irl Younix is the nicest person here.
Apr 13 13:17:59 <pookleblinky> In a pinch he'd help you move, lend you $20, give you an alibi, help chop up a body, suck your dick
Apr 13 13:18:00 <pookleblinky> etc
Apr 13 13:18:35 <pookleblinky> Show me a carebear that would do that
#1029
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[3:37 PM] Monica: I still want four kids.
[3:37 PM] Silent-Shadow: hell no
[3:38 PM] Silent-Shadow: i'm sticking to abstinence
[3:38 PM] Silent-Shadow: that way if you get pregnant i'll know you're cheating
#828
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*fiftysixer (fiftysixer@wargaming.org) has joined #help
<Yuji1> fiftysixer: Let me guess, two guys with butts together? (56) or a guy behind a guy?
<fiftysixer> it's a five and a six
<apples> lmao
<Otixa> XD
<fiftysixer> but since your mind seems to be automatically making homosexual assumptions,
<fiftysixer> the answer is NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU
<fiftysixer> >.<
* Otixa chuckles
<Otixa> Pwnt.
<Yuji1> ...*cries*
#901
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Hackthissite's Theme Song
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
(* repeat)
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
#1154
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{ Kage} Dude, those chicks' nipples are longer than slothearn's dick
{ Kage} Which isn't saying much
{ Kage} But still
[ slothearn] it says a lot for nipples
{ Kage} FUCK, those are nasty
{ Kage} slothearn, considering you're, what, 1" erect?
{ Kage} Yeah, I guess a little
[ slothearn] depends on the temperature
[ slothearn] with enough thermal expansion I can get 1"
[ slothearn] otherwise it's a few mm
[ slothearn] metric and all
[ slothearn] but in the cold my dick is so small that even observing it would change its state
{ Kage} Hahahahaha
{ Kage} Nicely done
{ Kage} slothearn, place it in the LHC, they'll get some nice camwhore pics for you to post
[ slothearn] indeed
{ Kage} "What's that spec in this spectrograph?" "That's the left teste"
[ slothearn] they could slam my cock into other quantum particles
[ slothearn] and read the defraction patterns
{ Kage} slothearn, that's about the only chance you'll have of slamming your cock into anything
#807
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<wired> i'm going to go find some 14 yr old
<wired> have sex with her
<wired> and then be like
<wired> "I DONT GIVE A FUCK, I'M ON SSL"
#620
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<Truth> One day I'll buy like
<Truth> half an ounce
<Truth> and just hide buds
<Truth> around my room
<Truth> for when I'm out again
<Truth> so that whenever I'm out
<Truth> I'll clean until I find some weed
<God> lol
<Truth> and eventually my room will be sparkling
#567
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<fiftysixer> hey, I don't think I need a password file anymore!
<fiftysixer> I can just click 'forgot password' on every site, and it'll email it to me
<fiftysixer> as long as I don't forget my email pass, I'm fine!
<fiftysixer> :)
#982
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<NameChangingWhore> Some Idents would love to press a button to fix their comperrs. I'm unique, I prefer to press an alias button because I'm a NameChangingwhore.
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<DeathReaper420> hello advanced people here?
<apples> DeathReaper420, i am very advanced
<apples> i am super advanced
<apples> some people call me
<apples> advance man
<iPaddy> people also call you shouldhavebeenswallowed
#692
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[Discussion of the hts-challenges]
<nsbgerard> they teach you how to search source code
<nsbgerard> and do basic mathematics
<blissi> nsbgerard if you need hts for that then fail....
#885
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Hackthissite's Theme Song
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
(* repeat)
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
#420
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<Mac> can i brute force real 1 ?
#339
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<Omelette> i like my viruses like i like my woman
<lordofwhee> old and fat?
#981
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<TheMindRapist> You know what you can buy with wishes and a dollar?
<TheMindRapist> Children's broken souls.
#841
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<krackz> seriously Petrarchin i dont know why but i really hate you
<Petrarchin> I respect that krackz, it's nice to know that I can instill such a strong emotion in someone
<Petrarchin> I thought my life was meaningless but now i've left an imprint in your heart
<krackz> good for you
<krackz> dont feel to special
<krackz> i hate everyone
<Petrarchin> =(
<krackz> go back to an hero now
<xtrecate> ^^
#555
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The best (or worst) of Zerokool500
<Zerokool500> im gonna haxor you with ms-dos
<Zerokool500> ive seen hackers the movie 3 times now, i figure that makes me a legit hacker
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<Zerokool500> why cant i get into #hackthissite lol it says i dont have a secure connection -.-
<Pragmatk> Zerokool500, probably because you don't.
<Zerokool500> my connection is secure i have zonealarm firewall lol
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<Zerokool500> i can use /tracert to see stuff
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<Zerokool500> U H4V N0 1D34 0F M1 P0W3RZ
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<Zerokool500> )|\|B4NN M3 B4 U R H4X0R3D BY TEH Z3R0K001500
#1011
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<Kuja> -NickServ- A passcode has been sent to fuckoff@nickfag.lolhax, please type /msg NickServ confirm <passcode> to complete registration
<Kuja> you're kidding me, right.
#152
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<coi> hehe
<coi> i programmed an httpd such that when someone connected it pretended to be IIS-2.0
<coi> i got hell of a lot of hits
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<pavlovs-kitten> GO GURGLE SOME GREEN GOAT GONADS
<whatever> omnomnomnomnom
<pavlovs-kitten> i'll nom your om
<whatever> nice one
<pavlovs-kitten> om nom ohms law
<whatever> bullshit is 1 word
<mShred> and bull shit is two words
<pavlovs-kitten> i shit bulls
<whatever> i shit chocolate
<whatever> and i pee chanel no.5
<Hitekrednek> I spit semen
<Hitekrednek> wait...
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<carldod> can u death ping with linux or a windows 95 or widowns xp ????
#638
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*** TiburonII has joined channel
*** Cystimatix has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by TiburonII))
* xenomaster kills TiburonII
*** TiburonII has quit (Input/output error)
#971
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<mutant> to whom it may concern: My girlfriend says hi to all of HTS
<ScrAm`>lawl
<ScrAm`> mutant: my girlfriend's sitting next to me too.
<pookleblinky> ScrAm, are you sure that's safe?
<pookleblinky> I mean, what if she sees Younix?
<pookleblinky> It'll scare her on a deep psychosexual level
#1367
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<pookleblinky> IncandescentLight practices that rare martial art that defeats enemies by means of deep squat thrusts
<mutant> sex?
#31
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<Petro> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bladder; cat /dev/fridge | grep food
<Petro> in other words, brb
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<lochis> guys does anyone here know how to flood a server?
<the_real_tlogic> politely ask your local firestation to borrow a hose
<hitekrednek> lol
<lochis> guys can someone help me here with some sertius info?
<lochis> *serius
<hitekrednek> *serious
<lochis> yea sr
<lochis> so can someone here help me with some serious info?
<Tiksi> cereal*
#1227
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<hkltj> this is a freiendly channel . .
<hkltj> friendly coders.
<Naib> do you have a particular coding question?
<hkltj> yes
<hkltj> i want to hack
<hkltj> e hack in internet
<Naib> less hacking talk
<hkltj> ok
<mischief> hkltj, i hear they have lots of hackers in #2,000
<hkltj> friendly chat only
<Naib> coding chat
* hkltj (n=y6qk@59.94.99.181) has left #friendly-coders
* hkltj (n=y6qk@59.94.99.181) has joined #friendly-coders
<hkltj> HeLP!
<hkltj> !
<hkltj> mischief hacked my PC
<hkltj> he gave a virus link chanel name
* Naib sets ban on %hkltj!*@*
#27
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<Gogeta70> : /
<Shadow_Obscura> Everyone stfu
<Shadow_Obscura> I've had a fucking awesome idea
<Shadow_Obscura> Gogeta and girlfriend have said child
<mrbear> name it mrbera
<mrbear> bear
<Shadow_Obscura> From the age of 2, they raise the child to be a 1337 hacker
<Gogeta70> heh.
<mrbear> o shit
* Gogeta70 plans an abortion
<mrbear> lock it in a closet with a laptop and 1000 computer books?
<Shadow_Obscura> By the age of 15 the child is the 1337est hacker in existence
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the other hackers are jealous
<Shadow_Obscura> Which leads to several assasination attempts, car chases, explosions, computers and maybe just maybe some sex scenes
<Shadow_Obscura> And Gogeta writes a book about it
<Shadow_Obscura> And the book turns into a film
<Shadow_Obscura> And the the film turns into a book
<Shadow_Obscura> And gets a shitty video game
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the royalties go to me
<Gogeta70> eheh...
<Shadow_Obscura> And I'm adding that to the qdb
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<NightQuest> I'm on an Ubuntu livecd, burning a fedora core livecd
#113
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00:04 Nietzche [Lol@ball.o.cheese] has quit [Ping timeout]
00:06 < rippawallet> hi nietzche
00:06 < rippawallet> oh
00:06 < rippawallet> he quit
00:07 < rippawallet> i guess i havent quite got the hang of irssi yet D:
#737
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<pacifico> so this pedo guy jeff
<ljsmithx> I would bash his knees in then put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains across the floor
<Romnous> ljsmithx, good fantasy you got there
<ljsmithx> It is
<Romnous> you do S&M too ?
#430
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<comperr> You have just recieved the polish virus
<comperr> As the Polish have no programming experience this Virus works on the honor system.
<comperr> Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone you know.
<comperr> Thanks for your cooperation.
#100
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<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ruth> Hahahaha
<ruth> yeah
<ietzche> hahaha
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3
#437
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<`Cobra> I put a condom over my ethernet port when I was 12... My dad said you used a condom for protection..
#271
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<magikstik> my 1st blow job ever, was when I was in kindergarden
#317
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* troika_games -> Quit (Ping timeout)
* troika_games -> has joined #rootthisbox
<troika_games> lol , stop hacking my computer!
#691
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* AugustDerlith is god
* AugustDerlith is your god
* nsbgerard is ALLAH
<AugustDerlith> im actually athiest
#800
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<Student> feeling geek of the week sitting here naked on a bunk bed
<Student> chatting to IRC lusers and ignoring my chick
<Student> because I need some JS code
<krackz> LOL
<krackz> thats the way
<case|work> lol
<krackz> now call her a whore
<krackz> and slap her
<Student> spent most the night doing that
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<obnauticus> Dude, if you rape a chick with your proptery in her vagina, can you say it's legal because you were trying to get whatever she put up there with your penis?
<ScrAm> of course.
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(3/16/09 01:01:08P) [ Tiberius] kage when i get my bar number can i represent HTS? :D
(3/16/09 01:01:14P) [&weekend] not if in those 3 years time you find out that what you realy want to do is a 5 year plan
(3/16/09 01:01:36P) [ Tiberius] 3 years of lawschool right?
[3/16/09 01:01:40P] { Kage} Tiberius, Is trolling allowed in US courts?
(3/16/09 01:01:46P) [&weekend] it is not
(3/16/09 01:01:47P) [ Tiberius] LOL
[3/16/09 01:01:49P] { Kage} Then no
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<Kahdloc> hmm. hard to find good chick walpapers.
<lilith> yeah never quite know how thin to slice them
<Kahdloc> ....huh?
<lilith> wallpapering rooms with chicks?
<lilith> first you have to pluck them and then its the whole slicing and deboning thing
<lilith> otherwise it just gets this ugly little jabby effect all over the walls
<TheLostOne> sarcastic cunt
<Kahdloc> yeah, the skin's hard to extract.
<Kahdloc> it's delicate work for sure.
<TheLostOne> omg..
<Kahdloc> and it takes /forever/. one chick only covers maybe 6 square inches
<Kahdloc> and that's on the high side.
<TheLostOne> lmao...
<Kahdloc> for a full room, you're looking at several hundred. maybe thousands
<Kahdloc> the blood does make a nice paint though.
<TheLostOne> well it cuts down on overpopulation huh?
<Kahdloc> a little i guess
<TheLostOne> haha
<TheLostOne> someone needs to quote this
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<Rijnzael> .wik scourge of the earth
<MrWiki> "The relational database management system (RDBMS) officially called Oracle Database (and commonly referred to as Oracle RDBMS or simply as Oracle) has become a major presence in database computing." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scourge_of_the_earth
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<TheMindRapist> Seth_Hikaru, I think my computer is infected though
<TheMindRapist> It's been going really slow
<TheMindRapist> And I have 14 anti-virus programs installed
<TheMindRapist> Somehow I'm still being infected
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<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
* hacker5564 (hacker5564@HTS-7DF48AD4.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
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<pookleblinky> Real men love eating anything that pops out of a vagina.
<weekend> babies?
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<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...
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mutant: this is my impression of apples
mutant: fuck you fucking fag.. fuckin noob .. learn to fucking read
mutant: and this is karec
mutant: sorry
mutant: my
mutant: keyboard
mutant: is
mutant: fucked
mutant: all
mutant: to
mutant: hell
mutant: and this one is xelix
mutant: >_>
mutant: <_<
mutant: hai newfags
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