<helpme> can someone help me, my linux is fucking up, it says that the xserver isnt configured properly so it cant start x
<helpme> somebody before gave me a command that fixed it last time, once i typed in the command it walked me through setting up my screen and some other shit, does anyone know what this command might be?
<Kuja> that command?
<Kuja> rm -rf /
<Kuja> ?
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<DiGiT> i mean.. I am no hacker by any means.. so I cant do anything that would take hacking skills, but being resourcefull, and applying these skils properly gets some tings accomplished in all areas of life
<nsbgerard> what about pulling chicks
<DiGiT> nsbgerard, pulling chicks?
<nsbgerard> the art of engaging in sexual activities with females
<DiGiT> do I pull chicks.. if they are attractive enough.. and if they put out!
<DiGiT> I dont pull.. I pump

< Ninjex> I should be heading out as well
< Ninjex> Gotta be up in 6hrs
< mShred> it's the morning
< mShred> you trippin
< Ninjex> I work nights foo
< mShred> dude, my weekend starts in like 8 hours
< Ninjex> So what are you suggesting
< weekend> "your" weekend
< Ninjex> I call out of work
< mShred> teehee
< mShred> mabad weekend
< weekend> we're not exclusive you know, we never talked about that sort of thing
< rained> LOL
< weekend> you don't OWN me
< mShred> i sorry bb

<AkariTakai> Sometimes when people write lol they really mean they have nothing useful to say.
<x4dr1th> lol
<x4dr1th> ^^
<DegreesKelvin> Lol
<Sarper> lol
<Sarper> AkariTakai, lol lol lol lol lol lol lol.

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<Yuji1> fiftysixer: Let me guess, two guys with butts together? (56) or a guy behind a guy?
<fiftysixer> it's a five and a six
<apples> lmao
<Otixa> XD
<fiftysixer> but since your mind seems to be automatically making homosexual assumptions,
<fiftysixer> the answer is NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU
<fiftysixer> >.<
* Otixa chuckles
<Otixa> Pwnt.
<Yuji1> ...*cries*

<Monica> If I could host an HTS Con, it would be at Chucky Cheese.
<TheMindRapist> Fuck yes.
<unnu> wow, could we make compts?
<TheMindRapist> I will steal the tokens from children
* unnu ignores moni
<Monica> I'm srs.
<Netalarm> at a mcdonalds!
<Monica> We could just meet up and talks about h4xing, and then play teh games and eat pizza all day.

<Neme> pacifico, next year for CCon I'll bring more than one of my pieces of she-candy, for you boys to have a bit o' fun with
<@pacifico> rofl
<@pacifico> ok
<Neme> odds are none of them will get naked with you, but it'd be fun nonetheless

<fiftysixer> hey, I don't think I need a password file anymore!
<fiftysixer> I can just click 'forgot password' on every site, and it'll email it to me
<fiftysixer> as long as I don't forget my email pass, I'm fine!
<fiftysixer> :)

* Monica plays with Photoshop.
* mutant plays with.. no.. i wont make that joke
* seth_slade plays with illustrator.
<seth_slade> OH I GET IT.
<Monica> You two are the same age.
<seth_slade> ?
<Monica> Have fun playing with each other.
<Monica> Hold hands.
<Monica> Come on.
<mutant> monica.. oh dear gawd no
* seth_slade bumps fists.
<Monica> SHIT...this would be child pornography.
<Monica> You two are under 18.
<mutant> XD
<seth_slade> and YOU influenced us to do it
<seth_slade> SHAME.
<Deceit> :\
<Deceit> I go away for 3 minutes
<mutant> XD
<Deceit> And I come back to CP
<Deceit> And I don't see links

Hackthissite's Theme Song
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

13:20 < snking> damm, you guys aint easy
13:20 < mischief> snking: your mother is.
13:20 < snking> I know

<spaux> Kage, phabricator should update on cron, theres a bash script in the documentation
<spaux> Our phabricator is already out of date :P
<Kage> You told me to put Phabricator in our own git
<Kage> So how would that work?
<spaux> you can have more than one remote
<spaux> git remote add source git@github.com:facebook/phabricator.git
<spaux> git pull source master --threeway
<fas> lol
<fas> THREEWAY
<Kage> IT'S NOT GAY
<Kage> I'll call the cron script helicopterDick.sh
<fas> Kage++
<spaux> awww shiiiiiit

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<nsbgerard> i just did a fart
<nsbgerard> and it smelt like bong chambers
<yourmysin> .
<JTRipper> ...
<nsbgerard> XD
<JTRipper> why do I always enter at the akward parts of conversations?

<Obsession> I have a foot fetish
<Obsession> and
* unnu bows down to Monica, and gives flowers and respectfuly runs away
<Obsession> Monica's size is like
<Obsession> freakin
<Obsession> perfect
<Obsession> I could eat em
<Stacy> Monica, nice being girls huh?
<unnu> Stacy, FAIL?
<Monica> Stacy: I banned you on forum for a reason. Can you be a good, little boy and behave on IRC?

<NoXzema> OMFG
NoXzema kicks self in head.
<Yuji1> ...Wow and he the stupidity saw it coming and he still kicked his self in the head.

<Kuja> -NickServ- A passcode has been sent to fuckoff@nickfag.lolhax, please type /msg NickServ confirm <passcode> to complete registration
<Kuja> you're kidding me, right.

< code2004> God[ofcereal], you do seem angry alot on the forums tbh :)
< godofcereal> the forums? when am I angry on the forums?
< code2004> Probs never, you just have a sidious aura around your writing
< godofcereal> Is it because I type like this?

[@Phate] i once photoshopped a picture to prove to my friends i get laid
[@Phate] problem was it was the lemonparty picture..
{ Kage} Phate, sad thing is, you never have and never will.
{ Kage} Phate, even worse
[@Phate] Kage, i don't need to, i have a wow account and a computer
{ Kage} Now you're a permavirgin who sucks old men's dicks
{ Kage} Phate, WoW is the best contraceptive EVAR!
[ slothearn] clorox works pretty well too, Kage
[@Phate] Yeah its an excuse not to get laid and its a repelant incase that doesn't work
{ Kage} I'm telling you, the people at Blizzard are secretly contraception controllers
{ Kage} They're making sure no one fucks anything but themselves or a fleshlight
{ Kage} Or a hairbrush
[@Phate] Yeah but i tell you what, if they worked with the cardboard industry they'd be rich
[@Phate] i mean i've a ton of cardboard i made from household tissues under my chair
[ terminus] gross
{ Kage} Phate, that is fucking gross
{ Kage} Holy fucking shit...
[ slothearn] XD
{ Kage} Damn, well played
[@Phate] i should use it for roof insulation

<anarkakari> gaming is just another, less pleasurable, form of masturbation

<carldod> can u death ping with linux or a windows 95 or widowns xp ????

<comperr> I'm like god
<fiftysixer> o rly...
<comperr> you can ask - but the answer might be no
<fiftysixer> ROFL

<pookleblinky> IncandescentLight practices that rare martial art that defeats enemies by means of deep squat thrusts
<mutant> sex?

<Silent-Shadow> hahahahah lordofwhee likes man on man interaction
<lordofwhee> dude, i hit a LOT of nerves...

<wired> i always live up to my word

<FrozenFire> Stop
<FrozenFire> Talking
<FrozenFire> On
<FrozenFire> One
<FrozenFire> Word
<FrozenFire> Per
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<FrozenFire> Line
<DaBomb> lololololololololol :P
<FrozenFire> :P

<ss23> please someone
<ss23> this is meant to be a help channel...
<Nohusuro> ..
<Nohusuro> what do you need help with?
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<FrozenFire> aren't there two db's? One for ...?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> Are they on the same server?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> mmk
<Silent-Shadow> and they can't access each other
<FrozenFire> But changing the pass for one will do both right?
<FrozenFire> Or not.
<FrozenFire> SHH
<FrozenFire> Stupid question.
<FrozenFire> lol
<Silent-Shadow> rofl

<NightQuest> I'm on an Ubuntu livecd, burning a fedora core livecd

<Fenris> What's a segmentation fault mean?
<lolage> It means it's your fault that your segmentation has ceased to be.
<Neme> GoogleIt
<Neme> (tm)
<Fenris> <.<
<Fenris> Idiots
<Neme> Fenris, rather than typing out expansive paragraphs explaining the fundamentals of operating system memory management, I can simply direct you to Google and save this poor channel from an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> oh wait
<Neme> this channel *IS* an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> my bad O_o
<Fenris> Haha ^_^
<Fenris> It's basically just a function that calls itself indefinately though
<Rijnzael> o rely
<Neme> see :-) GoogleIt and you learn :-)
* Neme snickers
<Neme> this is just another example of why I <3 you people
<Neme> Go forth and conquor, Fenris
<Fenris> Hah

<slonzor> i used to have a lot for web design
<slonzor> backend stuff though
<xeno[Burning]> i tried that
<xeno[Burning]> my wife said no

<pacifico> so this pedo guy jeff
<ljsmithx> I would bash his knees in then put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains across the floor
<Romnous> ljsmithx, good fantasy you got there
<ljsmithx> It is
<Romnous> you do S&M too ?

<comperr> You have just recieved the polish virus
<comperr> As the Polish have no programming experience this Virus works on the honor system.
<comperr> Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone you know.
<comperr> Thanks for your cooperation.

<Antiquae> Fuck us fuckers using fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, you fuck networks?
<Antiquae> No.
<lordofwhee> that's... odd
<Antiquae> Notice the grouping is left-to-right.
<Antiquae> So we're using IRC fucking networks.
<Antiquae> Rather, fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, so you're having intercourse with a protocol?

<reZo> and kitty is on my lap atm >_>
<xenomaster> lol
<xenomaster> mine are outside
<xenomaster> i let em go, but they keep coming back.
<xenomaster> kinda like my ex wife

<`Cobra> I put a condom over my ethernet port when I was 12... My dad said you used a condom for protection..

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<troika_games> lol , stop hacking my computer!

<overscore> It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu!

* kiyoura wants a monkey
<xelix> Why
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> ....
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.

<apples> man i really enjoy deleting files
<apples> it would be cool if i could be a professional file deleter
<apples> like go around on people's computers and delete a bunch of things
<apples> so they have free space
<apples> i would call myself delete king

Younix> i swera to drunk im not god

<IceShaman> who is this THEY
<IceShaman> there's always some mysterious they that ruin all the fun in the land!
<HG> whoever moderates it
<Slothearn> IceShaman, them?
<HG> because i submitted some
<HG> something like
<HG> <Wells> hts sucks, vote me up if you agree
<HG> and it never appeared

<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*

<weekend> :/
<GOD_> :/
<faith> :/
<faith> :\
<GOD_> :\
<sas01> :/
<faith> does that explain it?

<IceShaman> yes Marco, I like younguns that's right
<IceShaman> I rape children
<IceShaman> and eat babies
<carlzenox> O_O
<IceShaman> anyone of you got kids?
<IceShaman> guess I'll skip breakfast
<carlzenox> i do!
<derek> triple b's? big black babies?
<weekend> now now.. eating babies doesn't have anything to do with rape
<weekend> they are just.. tasty

<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<Zackfett> lol

<pookleblinky> Real men love eating anything that pops out of a vagina.
<weekend> babies?

<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...

* xelix slaps Monica around a bit with cawk
<&Monica> But what if I like it...

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17:17 < Tiksi> as I was saying
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<slokenafk> e3cb I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
<slokenafk> YOU.....
* e3cb gives you a bone
<e3cb> Done deal