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#162
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<C> The best Male Orgasm ever is when you catch a fly, tear of its wings, .. run a bath, fill it up to the point were the head of your erect penis is only above the water, put the fly on the head of your penis, and as the fly cant touch the mater, it will buzz around the head of your penis for ages, giveing you an immense orgasm
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<Monica> One time...
<Monica> There was a kittie.
<Monica> I named her Monica.
<Monica> Then she met a kittie named Shadow.
<Monica> They saw each other.
<Monica> And meowed.
<Monica> And purrrrrrred.
<Monica> Then they had 10 kittens.
mutant> ^monica.. i dont think cats have sex like that o.O
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<ScrAm> what does a penis and a submarine have in common?
<AR> I know what my penis and a submarine have ing common
<AR> they are both the same size
<xenomaster> AR: http://www.blogsforcompanies.com/TTimages/minuscule_submarine_robot.jpg yes..your right it is
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<FrozenFire> Kane is the emperor with magic clothing
<Kane> I think I got that right
<FrozenFire> Only the 1337 can see his beautiful robes
<Kane> For sho
<FrozenFire> I see them
<FrozenFire> Can you guys?
* Kane dances
<Pragmatk> FrozenFire, no
<Pragmatk> And I'm glad
<FrozenFire> Pragmatk isn't 1337
<Pragmatk> because Kane wearing a robe...
<Pragmatk> Is like SS wearing a tight leather jumpsuit
<FrozenFire> mmm
<FrozenFire> SS
<FrozenFire> jumpsuit...
<FrozenFire> mmm
#685
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*** nirk has joined #help
<nirk> HI, is this the help channel?
<moo-numba-two> no
<scriptha> nooo
<Mar1ey> nope
<Mar1ey> cooking channel
<nirk> . . .
<moo-numba-two> cooking and porn
<scriptha> keep going, you'll eventually reach it
<Mar1ey> today I will be cooking omelettes
<Mar1ey> first gather your ingredients
<Mar1ey> eggs
<scriptha> :D with cheese?
<Mar1ey> ham
<Mar1ey> definatly cheese
<Mar1ey> nirk if you are looking for help you are in the wrong channel
<nirk> ?
<nirk> lol
<Mar1ey> we only talk about cooking in here oand porn
<godfather> yeah porn
<scriptha> foodporn
<scriptha> are you adding onions?
<Mar1ey> we can
<Mar1ey> do you want onions
<Mar1ey> haha numba two
<scriptha> yeah
<nirk> Why is it called #help then?
<Mar1ey> for help with cooking
<scriptha> #help-with-cooking takes too long to type
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#901
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Hackthissite's Theme Song
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
(* repeat)
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
#1000
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<Monica> If I could host an HTS Con, it would be at Chucky Cheese.
<TheMindRapist> Fuck yes.
<unnu> wow, could we make compts?
<TheMindRapist> I will steal the tokens from children
* unnu ignores moni
<Monica> I'm srs.
<Netalarm> at a mcdonalds!
<Monica> We could just meet up and talks about h4xing, and then play teh games and eat pizza all day.
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<AR> seriously guys, lets stop fighting with each other. We need to band together and attack easterbunny.
<easterbunny> >.>
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<hackerj> wait im not glined am i
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<crash> do u watch arby and chif
<crash> LOLOL!
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<h4xlemur> xeno has known me for quite some time
<xenomaster> i tried to abduct him from a walmart parking lot
<xenomaster> hes a smooth talker though
<xenomaster> we ended up trading computer parts instead...wtf
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<coi> hehe
<coi> i programmed an httpd such that when someone connected it pretended to be IIS-2.0
<coi> i got hell of a lot of hits
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<Yuji1> Langley: Oh but in his world, its just too hard to view the page source and read.
<Yuji1> chrlsbowman1: Kid, just leave hacking alone until you KNOW computers.
<Langley> maybe his browser doesn't have that option ;)
<Yuji1> Dude... He can't view page source...
<chrlsbowman1> i am
<Langley> you cant
<chrlsbowman1> i no i cant
<Langley> Wtf... chrlsbowman1: RIGHTCLICK!
<Yuji1> Langley: Woah woah woah bud, thats overload for him, buffer overflow. 1 char only. lol
* Langley falls off his chair
<Yuji1> Langley: You alright? lmao
<Langley> Yujil: Let's insert some shellcode in his head - maybe shutdown? or better: killall, that'd solve it
<Yuji1> Whats RETN in ASM? The hex. We don't want him dead, for fucks sake lol.
<%BhaaL> Yuji1: dont retn, a crash is fine too
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<anarkakari> gaming is just another, less pleasurable, form of masturbation
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<carldod> can u death ping with linux or a windows 95 or widowns xp ????
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***FAIL***
<russkiy> but you can encrypt md5!! with a simple md5_decrypt([string]) in php...
<russkiy> decrypt*
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<blissi> fuck off pm'ing me benindorn, i may of fingered your box but that doesnt make me your girlfriend! Pm me again and i'll castrate you
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<Petro> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bladder; cat /dev/fridge | grep food
<Petro> in other words, brb
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<wired> i always live up to my word
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<opie4624> ok, am I a moron or is the captcha broke?
<fiftysixer> knowing HTS's reputation,
<fiftysixer> probably both
<opie4624> ok
<opie4624> just checking
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<`Cobra> asd, are you gay, too? -.-
<Kane> Hey
<asd> not really
<Kane> Does 'not really' mean, your not gay... But, if the opportunity arose, you'd stick your penis into a mans asshole?
#518
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* Neme is away [Smoke]
* xenomaster is glad he quit smoking
* Zod goes to smoke double for xenomaster
<xenomaster> well...i stopped smoking cigs at least
<Do_The_Jew> he smokes pole
<xenomaster> pole != the bowl
<weekend> lies
<weekend> I mean
<weekend> no lies
<weekend> .. cary on
<xenomaster> ROFL
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<FrozenFire> Stop
<FrozenFire> Talking
<FrozenFire> On
<FrozenFire> One
<FrozenFire> Word
<FrozenFire> Per
=-= FrozenFire was booted from #help by HTS-Bot (Stop flooding!)
-->| FrozenFire (agent@NSA.gov) has joined #help
<FrozenFire> Line
<DaBomb> lololololololololol :P
<FrozenFire> :P
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<RaineD> taranchala, urbandefine one trick
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#243
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<FrozenFire> aren't there two db's? One for ...?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> Are they on the same server?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> mmk
<Silent-Shadow> and they can't access each other
<FrozenFire> But changing the pass for one will do both right?
<FrozenFire> Or not.
<FrozenFire> SHH
<FrozenFire> Stupid question.
<FrozenFire> lol
<Silent-Shadow> rofl
#493
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<NightQuest> I'm on an Ubuntu livecd, burning a fedora core livecd
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<Karec> I accidentally went to Quebec at the wrong time of the summer a year ago
<Cobra> Im going to vancouver soon
<Karec> and thats how Karec accidentally attended the largest gay/lesbian festival in all of north america
<FrozenFire> Probably wasn't an accident
<Cobra> rofl!
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<godgryphon> what is anarchist stuff? cracking or something?
#315
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<xenomaster> XD I took Pascal in high school
<fiftysixer> lol
<Terminal> xenomaster, I'm sorry.
<Terminal> Did they give you the rocks?
<Terminal> or did you have to go out and find them?
<xenomaster> lol
<vh04x> lol me too
<Terminal> That is what you used as a computer right?
<h4xlemur> XD
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<slonzor> i used to have a lot for web design
<slonzor> backend stuff though
<xeno[Burning]> i tried that
<xeno[Burning]> my wife said no
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<pacifico> so this pedo guy jeff
<ljsmithx> I would bash his knees in then put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains across the floor
<Romnous> ljsmithx, good fantasy you got there
<ljsmithx> It is
<Romnous> you do S&M too ?
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<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ruth> Hahahaha
<ruth> yeah
<ietzche> hahaha
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3
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<case> if it's got a hole, it's hot
<missingRemote> u might like me then
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weekend> :o
<weekend> EvilDeshi you ware on my tv just now!
<henke37> weekend, that is your computer screen
<henke37> not a tv
<weekend> the bad guy in smallvile was called "Zod"
<weekend> he tried to end the world so he could start a new one
<lordofwhee> O.o
<henke37> not such a bad idea
<henke37> on a much smaller scale
<henke37> like a country o two
<weekend> :/
<TheRu5H> i can change the world, but they won't give me its source code
<weekend> you are thinking too small
<weekend> the way I see it
<weekend> we only need to kill off all africans and south americans
<EvilDeshi> weekend yeah
<weekend> and we would solve any potential polution problem and have more room in the world for the people left
<weekend> we might need to cancel china too
<weekend> there are just too many of them
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<magikstik> my 1st blow job ever, was when I was in kindergarden
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<subzero77> kk well who here knows c
<AR> me.
<subzero77> AR
<subzero77> pm me
<AR> i lied.
<subzero77> plz
<subzero77> shit
<subzero77> well i need to tak to someone that knows it
<AR> ok, talk to me then.
<subzero77> i got a propisition for htem
<subzero77> you just said you dont know it
<AR> just kidding.
<subzero77> kk well pm me
<AR> lol. double bluff.
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(3/16/09 01:01:08P) [ Tiberius] kage when i get my bar number can i represent HTS? :D
(3/16/09 01:01:14P) [&weekend] not if in those 3 years time you find out that what you realy want to do is a 5 year plan
(3/16/09 01:01:36P) [ Tiberius] 3 years of lawschool right?
[3/16/09 01:01:40P] { Kage} Tiberius, Is trolling allowed in US courts?
(3/16/09 01:01:46P) [&weekend] it is not
(3/16/09 01:01:47P) [ Tiberius] LOL
[3/16/09 01:01:49P] { Kage} Then no
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<Kahdloc> hmm. hard to find good chick walpapers.
<lilith> yeah never quite know how thin to slice them
<Kahdloc> ....huh?
<lilith> wallpapering rooms with chicks?
<lilith> first you have to pluck them and then its the whole slicing and deboning thing
<lilith> otherwise it just gets this ugly little jabby effect all over the walls
<TheLostOne> sarcastic cunt
<Kahdloc> yeah, the skin's hard to extract.
<Kahdloc> it's delicate work for sure.
<TheLostOne> omg..
<Kahdloc> and it takes /forever/. one chick only covers maybe 6 square inches
<Kahdloc> and that's on the high side.
<TheLostOne> lmao...
<Kahdloc> for a full room, you're looking at several hundred. maybe thousands
<Kahdloc> the blood does make a nice paint though.
<TheLostOne> well it cuts down on overpopulation huh?
<Kahdloc> a little i guess
<TheLostOne> haha
<TheLostOne> someone needs to quote this
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<weekend> :/
<GOD_> :/
<faith> :/
<faith> :\
<GOD_> :\
<sas01> :/
<faith> does that explain it?
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<slothearn> Younix: would you be freaked out if I put my penis in a tub of popcorn then offered you some?
<Younix> kettle corn?
<slothearn> yes
<Younix> no that's fine
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<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<Zackfett> lol
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<Rijnzael> .wik scourge of the earth
<MrWiki> "The relational database management system (RDBMS) officially called Oracle Database (and commonly referred to as Oracle RDBMS or simply as Oracle) has become a major presence in database computing." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scourge_of_the_earth
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<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
* hacker5564 (hacker5564@HTS-7DF48AD4.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
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17:17 < Tiksi> as I was saying
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<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?
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<fastfinger> your bot?
<fastfinger> what lang?
<f0rmat> english why?
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<Xerati> it was jsut a ttypo
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* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 with a cock
<Erendis42> how about the real thing?
<Erendis42> i'm waiting
* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 around with a real cock
<iPaddy> lmao Erendis42 wtf
<Erendis42> idk i'm just half asleep
<Hitekrednek> wait.. whose is this?
* Hitekrednek drops
<Erendis42> lol!
<iPaddy> haha i dont know why but i actually giggle over you
<Tiksi> awwwww
<Tiksi> it can love
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<bfamredux> oh fuck me
<bfamredux> what's my NS pass =/
<bfamredux> ah yes
<bfamredux> 22 char passwords are tough to recall =/
<Kutan> Wow.
<Neme> I'mgettingitfrombehind
<Neme> is that it?
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<nsbgerard> JOY TO THE WORLD
* HTS-Bot has kicked nsbgerard from #help (Turn caps lock OFF!)
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<Sabio> the HTS-Bot doesn't like Christmas
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