<case> if it's got a hole, it's hot
<missingRemote> u might like me then

< case> oh ur trans e3cb?
< Kage> missingRemote, it scares me, too. :/
< Kage> case, you seriously just now realized that?
< case> well it's the internet
< Kage> Like, fo reel real and not fo plai play?
< case> no1 ever told Me
<Deshi> lol
< Kage> She's only mentioned it like.. I'unno.. so many times that it would overflow an integer counter into the negatives.

<e3cb> vee, I don't think you quite understand why low level languages are needed
<vee> low level language is meant for nerds and its not free for js dudes

<Parakkafaith> It's not gay if you pretend it's a womans penis.

<Outo-Lint> The certificate expired on 25.3.2015 1:59. The current time is 25.3.2015 12:35.
<RasmusBeck> ya
* rained shrugs
<rained> That's what I thought
<RasmusBeck> 'tis approximately as expired as yer mum
<rained> !help mom
<&moo> nothing found

<pookleblinky> It is that time of night when we forget who we are and why we are here.
<pookleblinky> And where our pants have gone

<e3cb> I can take it up to the elbow
<e3cb> Oh, we weren't talking about fisting... m'bad
<mShred> i...
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05:36 <Amy_> adblock?
05:36 <Amy_> haha
05:38 <Dr8k0a> installed and thank you haha
05:40 <Dr8k0a> well porn is running smoother
05:40 <Dr8k0a> brb

< Ninjex> I should be heading out as well
< Ninjex> Gotta be up in 6hrs
< mShred> it's the morning
< mShred> you trippin
< Ninjex> I work nights foo
< mShred> dude, my weekend starts in like 8 hours
< Ninjex> So what are you suggesting
< weekend> "your" weekend
< Ninjex> I call out of work
< mShred> teehee
< mShred> mabad weekend
< weekend> we're not exclusive you know, we never talked about that sort of thing
< rained> LOL
< weekend> you don't OWN me
< mShred> i sorry bb

<spaux> derp
<mShred> herp
<weekend> flurp
<fas> purple flurp
<spaux> purple nurp
<weekend> anal sex
<weekend> don't look suprised, we all know we ware going there. I just sped up the proccess
<spaux> waw
<Kage> That escalated quickly.

<RaineD> taranchala, urbandefine one trick
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<e3cb> Don't trust evilp4wn, he doesn't capitalize his sentences! xD
<evilp4wn> YES I DO!
<evilp4wn> SEE!
<e3cb> ^^^ too much.
<evilp4wn> CAPS LOCK FTW!
* evilp4wn is afk. dinner :)
<evilp4wn> sorry.
* evilp4wn IS AFK. DINNER!

<slokenafk> e3cb I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
<slokenafk> YOU.....
* e3cb gives you a bone
<e3cb> Done deal

<spaux> Kage, phabricator should update on cron, theres a bash script in the documentation
<spaux> Our phabricator is already out of date :P
<Kage> You told me to put Phabricator in our own git
<Kage> So how would that work?
<spaux> you can have more than one remote
<spaux> git remote add source git@github.com:facebook/phabricator.git
<spaux> git pull source master --threeway
<fas> lol
<fas> THREEWAY
<Kage> IT'S NOT GAY
<Kage> I'll call the cron script helicopterDick.sh
<fas> Kage++
<spaux> awww shiiiiiit

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<evilbot> !help sex
<moo> sex is for people with social skills not for bots.

<LoGiCaL__> if there is a heaven it would consist of getting laid by hot chicks and sneaking around like splinter cell oh, and hacking of course lol

<Lockdown> no one ever has anything to say to me
<Lockdown> i donj't even know why im here
<skulks> hi lockdown
<Lockdown> stfu no one was talking to you

<apples> man i really enjoy deleting files
<apples> it would be cool if i could be a professional file deleter
<apples> like go around on people's computers and delete a bunch of things
<apples> so they have free space
<apples> i would call myself delete king

<jgr__> I'm so sick of this sopa/pipa shit
<percom> same
<@weekend> dif
<percom> haha, did you just get the announcement on freenode?
<jgr__> Yeah :)
<jgr__> Pretty sure congress isn't intersted in passing it as is
<jgr__> So all these nerds are crying over nothing
<percom> XD
<@weekend> sopa?
<jgr__> mm
<@weekend> seems more like they aren't interested in passing it as is because of the crying nerds
<TCD> our tears kill legislation
<TCD> or cure politics w/e
<@weekend> "this is congressman wutevar, my computer is not working can you put me through with IT" "k congressman wutevar, putting on IT" "IT here, have you tried turning it on and off again?" "yes" "have you tried rejecting the SOPA bill?" "no" "our logs show thats where the problem is"
<jgr__> lol

<AkariTakai> Sometimes when people write lol they really mean they have nothing useful to say.
<x4dr1th> lol
<x4dr1th> ^^
<DegreesKelvin> Lol
<Sarper> lol
<Sarper> AkariTakai, lol lol lol lol lol lol lol.

<Typhoid> When is a colon used at the end of a statement in Python?
<apples> when book
<Typhoid> What's 'book'?
<apples> the problem surfaces !

<Hitekrednek> apples, yea I don't get the ubuntu theme.. all brown and crap. It's like ur computer is suddenly million year old african volcanic dust.
<Hitekrednek> It reminds me of what they must see every time they walk outside.
<br3tt0> hey! i live in africa
<Hitekrednek> br3tt0 in the jungle part or the sandy part?
<br3tt0> the city part :P
<Hitekrednek> o.0 I thought u all lived in grass huts.
<Hitekrednek> was about to ask how many hamsters it takes to power your pc
<br3tt0> rofl
<br3tt0> i think my isp is powered by hamsters
<br3tt0> or they fly across the world to fetch the pages from the actual servers
<Hitekrednek> When are the africans gonna learn.. lure americans over with the promise of wealth and power, and make them run on the wheels :)
<Hitekrednek> but then we'll find a way to be free and hold it against you for a hundred generations...
<Hitekrednek> we'll all wear swim-shorts and flip-flops and start a 'back to america' campaign

<Tiksi[work]> scenestar, didnt you rm hts at one point
<scenestar> Yeah I did
<scenestar> I was drunk

<krackz> nigga shuttup
<krackz> nobody cares
<warfreak2> *you don't care
<Hitekrednek> lol
<krackz> and I am nobody
* Hitekrednek is now known as nobody
<nobody> no you're not
<krackz> well played
<nobody> :)

<canada> cobra2, were like mario and luigi of hackers

<DeathReaper420> hello advanced people here?
<apples> DeathReaper420, i am very advanced
<apples> i am super advanced
<apples> some people call me
<apples> advance man
<iPaddy> people also call you shouldhavebeenswallowed

* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 with a cock
<Erendis42> how about the real thing?
<Erendis42> i'm waiting
* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 around with a real cock
<iPaddy> lmao Erendis42 wtf
<Erendis42> idk i'm just half asleep
<Hitekrednek> wait.. whose is this?
* Hitekrednek drops
<Erendis42> lol!
<iPaddy> haha i dont know why but i actually giggle over you
<Tiksi> awwwww
<Tiksi> it can love

<pavlovs-kitten> GO GURGLE SOME GREEN GOAT GONADS
<whatever> omnomnomnomnom
<pavlovs-kitten> i'll nom your om
<whatever> nice one
<pavlovs-kitten> om nom ohms law
<whatever> bullshit is 1 word
<mShred> and bull shit is two words
<pavlovs-kitten> i shit bulls
<whatever> i shit chocolate
<whatever> and i pee chanel no.5
<Hitekrednek> I spit semen
<Hitekrednek> wait...

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<Erendis> Hey hackthisSiTe!
<Hitekrednek> hey
<Erendis> Who wants to rub my dampened pussy?
..............................................................
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<Canada> what is
<Canada> FUCK
<Canada> I though that was erendis
<Canada> not cobra
<cobra2_> Canada: it is me Erendis
<cobra2_> oh wait
<cobra2_> fuck
<cobra2_> >.<

<phantomcircuit> some python + postgresql i wrote running on commodity desktop hardware is fast enough to handle the entire worlds forex needs
<phantomcircuit> WHO IS BOS??
<phantomcircuit> I AM BOSS
<Hitekrednek> I wrote a hello world in C that’s fast enough to handle the world’s demand 1000 times over.

<Canada> Erendis
<Canada> i wnt u
<Canada> Erendis, my mom wil drve me 2 ur hous

<fastfinger> hts is getting homo again
* krackz licks fastfingers neck
* fastfinger has quit (Quit: homophoebia)

<pdtl> the aussie with extra mottz
<pdtl> here nwe ghpo
<Enexeus> Wow. Never heard of that one before, lol
<Enexeus> Where do you live? ^^
<pdtl> australia :P
<Enexeus> Ah, makes sense then. :d
<pdtl> and 2 + 2, still to this day, equals 5.
<pdtl> 4
<pdtl> shit
<pdtl> wow i fucked that up
<Enexeus> LOLOL

<Reason7194> o so krackz you are going to explain parsing to me :O
<jgr> krackz, read the contents list
<krackz> parsing
<krackz> is where you get something
<krackz> and make it someting else
<krackz> :)
* jgr facepalms
<Reason7194> >_>

14:05 < HG`> do you want to have gay cyber sex with me? i even have a robe and
wizard hat
14:05 < HG`> welcome to irc btw

<Goatboy> Kage is gonna see this
<Goatboy> and we are all fired
<sanddbox> rofl
<sanddbox> it's k
<sanddbox> we'll say bren stole our accounts
<bren2010> I admit it.
<bren2010> :/
* sanddbox is now known as HTSUSer13475
<bren2010> This is all you though.
* HTSUSer13475 is now known as sanddbox
<bren2010> I just cause occasional shit.
<sanddbox> see
<sanddbox> now it looks like you stole my name
<sanddbox> without identifying

<sanddbox> i'm not going to pretend i have a fullsized dick at age 14
<sanddbox> wtf
<Goatboy> I did
<Goatboy> just wasn't mine
<sanddbox> i have like a respectable 5 inches

<phantomcircuit> apples, you enjoy penis
<apples> you betcha
<trust-no-one> lol
<trust-no-one> i second that
<phantomcircuit> trust-no-one, you also enjoy penis?
<phantomcircuit> wat
<apples> wat a homo

<Kage> bren2010, You wouldn't know what to do with a girl like that
<Goatboy> I would
<Kage> You'd literally, legitimately shit your pants.
<bren2010> Kage, I would put her in the corner.
<Goatboy> It involves duct take and a knife
<bren2010> Just stare at her.
<Kage> Like, straight up drop dook
<Goatboy> because she does not have enough holes
<bren2010> Goatboy, WAT
<Goatboy> Dude
<Goatboy> I have seen women so hot that they do not have enough holes to satisfy me

<bren2010> That brings up another thing.
<bren2010> Why does it *need* to be encrypted.
<weekend> why does anything *need* to be encrypted?
<weekend> why do we have locks on doors?
<weekend> why can't we fuck babies?

<bren2010> I noticed the u and i were next to each other just now.

<bren2010> Kage, being completely serious right now, does jokerrr possess a keyboard or any effective means of computer input?
<bren2010> mouse...?
<bren2010> braille setup...?
<Kage> He signals 1's and 0's by penetrating his hard or soft dick, respectively, into a specially designed port.
<Kage> He's currently busy designing the ASM commands to establish a socket connection to communicate with HTS IRC
<Kage> It takes a while
<Kage> Mainly due to the impotentcy

<Enigmatic> Hey
<Enigmatic> U guys hacked, sleeping or dead?
<catalyst> eating
<Enigmatic> that's good too

<pookleblinky> IncandescentLight practices that rare martial art that defeats enemies by means of deep squat thrusts
<mutant> sex?

<Monica> One time...
<Monica> There was a kittie.
<Monica> I named her Monica.
<Monica> Then she met a kittie named Shadow.
<Monica> They saw each other.
<Monica> And meowed.
<Monica> And purrrrrrred.
<Monica> Then they had 10 kittens.
mutant> ^monica.. i dont think cats have sex like that o.O

[8:00pm] AR:
im in compE
[8:00pm] terminus:
AR: they accept retards ?
[8:00pm] AR:
they said they needed diversity
[8:00pm] terminus:
but they aren't a minority
[8:00pm] terminus:
at least not in the US

<AR> alright guys
<AR> i used to masturbate regularly once a day
<AR> now with college and stuff i have to go 2-3 days at a time without fapping
<AR> and my sex drive just goes through the roof after like 2+ days
<AR> does anyone else experience this?
<weekend> everyone does
<weekend> or not
<weekend> perhaps AR
<weekend> you should start socialising
<weekend> and what not
<AR> maybe you should as well
<AR> do you want to be my wingman
<weekend> not really
<grayhat> Hello.
<AR> oh hi
<AR> nice to meet you
<krackz> what ho
<grayhat> Likewise.
<krackz> AR is this you socialing?
<AR> krackz, dude shut up im trying to get laid here
<grayhat> O_o
<AR> grayhat, I'm andrew, what's your name
<grayhat> mark
<AR> fuck

<me> hi friend
<friend> im not your friend your racist
<me> omg im not racist i have a colour tv

<Phate> so i'm so awesome i'm playing wow.
<mischievious> Phate, go say hi to my gf
<Phate> who is your gf?
<mischievious> she plays WoW lol
<Phate> lol
<Phate> hook me up bro
<mischievious> sure ;)
<Phate> wait, what race?
<mischievious> she's like a dranei hunter or something
<Phate> boo
<Phate> alliance scum, you should dump her
<mischievious> roflmao
<mischievious> not like i play
<mischievious> or care
<Phate> it's the principle.
<Phate> well on the bright side you know she sucks dick then

<OCR> hi could anyone spare me some time to tell me how i would sniff the routers/modems i have hacked ?
<OCR> anyone ?
<AR> ok
<AR> you take the router
<AR> get your face real close
<AR> inhale
<OCR> nice
<OCR> can i connect it to my network with hamachi and sniff with cain & able?