[@Phate] i once photoshopped a picture to prove to my friends i get laid
[@Phate] problem was it was the lemonparty picture..
{ Kage} Phate, sad thing is, you never have and never will.
{ Kage} Phate, even worse
[@Phate] Kage, i don't need to, i have a wow account and a computer
{ Kage} Now you're a permavirgin who sucks old men's dicks
{ Kage} Phate, WoW is the best contraceptive EVAR!
[ slothearn] clorox works pretty well too, Kage
[@Phate] Yeah its an excuse not to get laid and its a repelant incase that doesn't work
{ Kage} I'm telling you, the people at Blizzard are secretly contraception controllers
{ Kage} They're making sure no one fucks anything but themselves or a fleshlight
{ Kage} Or a hairbrush
[@Phate] Yeah but i tell you what, if they worked with the cardboard industry they'd be rich
[@Phate] i mean i've a ton of cardboard i made from household tissues under my chair
[ terminus] gross
{ Kage} Phate, that is fucking gross
{ Kage} Holy fucking shit...
[ slothearn] XD
{ Kage} Damn, well played
[@Phate] i should use it for roof insulation