{ Kage} Dude, those chicks' nipples are longer than slothearn's dick
{ Kage} Which isn't saying much
{ Kage} But still
[ slothearn] it says a lot for nipples
{ Kage} FUCK, those are nasty
{ Kage} slothearn, considering you're, what, 1" erect?
{ Kage} Yeah, I guess a little
[ slothearn] depends on the temperature
[ slothearn] with enough thermal expansion I can get 1"
[ slothearn] otherwise it's a few mm
[ slothearn] metric and all
[ slothearn] but in the cold my dick is so small that even observing it would change its state
{ Kage} Hahahahaha
{ Kage} Nicely done
{ Kage} slothearn, place it in the LHC, they'll get some nice camwhore pics for you to post
[ slothearn] indeed
{ Kage} "What's that spec in this spectrograph?" "That's the left teste"
[ slothearn] they could slam my cock into other quantum particles
[ slothearn] and read the defraction patterns
{ Kage} slothearn, that's about the only chance you'll have of slamming your cock into anything