<DiGiT> i mean.. I am no hacker by any means.. so I cant do anything that would take hacking skills, but being resourcefull, and applying these skils properly gets some tings accomplished in all areas of life
<nsbgerard> what about pulling chicks
<DiGiT> nsbgerard, pulling chicks?
<nsbgerard> the art of engaging in sexual activities with females
<DiGiT> do I pull chicks.. if they are attractive enough.. and if they put out!
<DiGiT> I dont pull.. I pump

<achermov> fuck yeah. And I only use ROT13 to encrypt, too.
<achermov> Old school, bitch.
<Rijnzael> achermov, bwahahaha.
<Rijnzael> DeZ_666[RDP], achermov was kidding by the way.
<Rijnzael> look up rot13
<Rijnzael> at least i hope he was kidding.
<achermov> I wasn't kidding at all. I *do* use rot13. Sorta.
<Rijnzael> achermov, uh?
<achermov> naw, i'm just fuckin
<Rijnzael> no, you just googled rot13 :P

<doob> you calling me a loser makes me think your more of a 'loser' each time you say it
<Zeldafan500> i beat all the besic missions except 6
<Zeldafan500> >:(
<Zeldafan500> so no im not the loser
<doob> what make you come to that conclusion?
<doob> *makes
<Zeldafan500> because i beat all the basic missions except 6
<Zeldafan500> i cnat get 6 -.-
<Zeldafan500> * cant
<doob> i beat all the basic missions and 1 - 3 on realistic...
<doob> the reason i dont do more is because i have a busyt social life outside of this IRC
<Zeldafan500> so do i
<Zeldafan500> i have msn and i go to forums
<Zeldafan500> I have alot of friends at school over 50 on msn and alot on forums
<doob> i bet you have tonnes of msn contacts thogh
<doob> i wish i had virtual buddies like you
<doob> espercially on forums
<Zeldafan500> ya but u dont so u lose

<FrozenFire> I can't get my penis to fit on the screen
<Xerati> then stop 100x zooming in

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<Yuji1> fiftysixer: Let me guess, two guys with butts together? (56) or a guy behind a guy?
<fiftysixer> it's a five and a six
<apples> lmao
<Otixa> XD
<fiftysixer> but since your mind seems to be automatically making homosexual assumptions,
<fiftysixer> the answer is NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU
<fiftysixer> >.<
* Otixa chuckles
<Otixa> Pwnt.
<Yuji1> ...*cries*

<melol2> omg
<melol2> moo is dead
<melol2> did some1 kill him like me?
<melol2> wait. ne hes here
<melol2> just not op
<melol2> !help
<melol2> or imposter?
<moo> I forgot I was still moo...
* moo is now known as ace

<AR> seriously guys, lets stop fighting with each other. We need to band together and attack easterbunny.
<easterbunny> >.>

<godofcereal> you can only do a run by if your lucky
<redice> i used to be in new york
redice> the gangsta place
<godofcereal> a drive by would get you stuck in traffic
<redice> hahahah so fucking true

<Deceit> Zackfett, so you are saying the user needs to perform more commands in order to install software, making it less likely malware will be installed?
<fiftysixer> mischief, took me a little while to get the hang of 'em, but then they're pretty easy
<Zackfett> its less likely due to the lack of drive-by downloading
<Deceit> Ooh fancy word
<Zackfett> since activex controls dont run
<Deceit> Meaning exactly what I just said
<Deceit> You noob
<Deceit> That doesn't make the OS itself more secure

<fiftysixer> hey, I don't think I need a password file anymore!
<fiftysixer> I can just click 'forgot password' on every site, and it'll email it to me
<fiftysixer> as long as I don't forget my email pass, I'm fine!
<fiftysixer> :)

<Silent-Shadow> there was so much blood... i feel faint
<kiyoura> Sounds like someone needs a colon cleanse
<Monica> That was what I was thinking.
<Silent-Shadow> naw, it's just my crackhairs being pulled out with the poo
<Silent-Shadow> makes me bleed all over
<Monica> I thought SS had Irritable Bowel Syndrome or some shit.
<kiyoura> I used to have the same problem, really XD
<Silent-Shadow> dude i was kidding :|

masonga95: OperServ doesn't let me do anything...

<crash> do u watch arby and chif
<crash> LOLOL!

<Flubber> is ssid related to cookies?

13:20 < snking> damm, you guys aint easy
13:20 < mischief> snking: your mother is.
13:20 < snking> I know

<Typhoid> When is a colon used at the end of a statement in Python?
<apples> when book
<Typhoid> What's 'book'?
<apples> the problem surfaces !

<Omelette> i like my viruses like i like my woman
<lordofwhee> old and fat?

< wired> i use no protection
< wired> and im fine
<fastfinger> haha
<fastfinger> i use condoms

<IceShaman> pan's labyrinth
<Neme> Spanish film
<IceShaman> followed by mean creek
<Neme> Body of water
<IceShaman> followed by the hustler
<IceShaman> oooooooooooh yeah
<Neme> Cock in the sofa cushions
<lordofwhee> ...
<Neme> I thought we were playing $25,000 pyramid?

xtwitchx: RoMeO... why is my girlfriend on your to-do list?

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***FAIL***
<russkiy> but you can encrypt md5!! with a simple md5_decrypt([string]) in php...
<russkiy> decrypt*

<blissi> fuck off pm'ing me benindorn, i may of fingered your box but that doesnt make me your girlfriend! Pm me again and i'll castrate you

<wired> i always live up to my word

<opie4624> ok, am I a moron or is the captcha broke?
<fiftysixer> knowing HTS's reputation,
<fiftysixer> probably both
<opie4624> ok
<opie4624> just checking

* Neme is away [Smoke]
* xenomaster is glad he quit smoking
* Zod goes to smoke double for xenomaster
<xenomaster> well...i stopped smoking cigs at least
<Do_The_Jew> he smokes pole
<xenomaster> pole != the bowl
<weekend> lies
<weekend> I mean
<weekend> no lies
<weekend> .. cary on
<xenomaster> ROFL

< AR> unnu, you know that you subconsciously have a preference of whites over blacks?
< unnu> idk AR, isnt that why it is subconscious?

<FrozenFire> Stop
<FrozenFire> Talking
<FrozenFire> On
<FrozenFire> One
<FrozenFire> Word
<FrozenFire> Per
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<FrozenFire> Line
<DaBomb> lololololololololol :P
<FrozenFire> :P

(12:36:57 AM) DeZ_666: wait wait
(12:36:58 AM) DeZ_666: wait
(12:37:01 AM) DeZ_666: WOOT NO HTS BOT
(12:37:07 AM) DeZ_666: ANARCHY WINS!
(12:37:07 AM) HTS-Bot [bot@hackthissite.org] entered the room.
(12:37:07 AM) mode (+ao HTS-Bot HTS-Bot) by HTS-Bot
(12:37:09 AM) DeZ_666: fuck.

<Terminal> Kuja,
<Terminal> my ancestor
<Terminal> and your ancestor
<Terminal> are the same
<Kuja> Terminal, depends how far back you go
<Terminal> we're human.
<Neme> But not the same as mine... ;-)
<Neme> I wasn't born...
<Neme> I was SPAWNED FROM HELL!!
<Terminal> Neme, yes well, we're talking about humans
<Terminal> not freaks

<Fenris> What's a segmentation fault mean?
<lolage> It means it's your fault that your segmentation has ceased to be.
<Neme> GoogleIt
<Neme> (tm)
<Fenris> <.<
<Fenris> Idiots
<Neme> Fenris, rather than typing out expansive paragraphs explaining the fundamentals of operating system memory management, I can simply direct you to Google and save this poor channel from an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> oh wait
<Neme> this channel *IS* an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> my bad O_o
<Fenris> Haha ^_^
<Fenris> It's basically just a function that calls itself indefinately though
<Rijnzael> o rely
<Neme> see :-) GoogleIt and you learn :-)
* Neme snickers
<Neme> this is just another example of why I <3 you people
<Neme> Go forth and conquor, Fenris
<Fenris> Hah

<slonzor> i used to have a lot for web design
<slonzor> backend stuff though
<xeno[Burning]> i tried that
<xeno[Burning]> my wife said no

<E8newallm> Can you rape me anyway

<pacifico> so this pedo guy jeff
<ljsmithx> I would bash his knees in then put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains across the floor
<Romnous> ljsmithx, good fantasy you got there
<ljsmithx> It is
<Romnous> you do S&M too ?

<Antiquae> Fuck us fuckers using fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, you fuck networks?
<Antiquae> No.
<lordofwhee> that's... odd
<Antiquae> Notice the grouping is left-to-right.
<Antiquae> So we're using IRC fucking networks.
<Antiquae> Rather, fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, so you're having intercourse with a protocol?

<case> if it's got a hole, it's hot
<missingRemote> u might like me then

<reZo> and kitty is on my lap atm >_>
<xenomaster> lol
<xenomaster> mine are outside
<xenomaster> i let em go, but they keep coming back.
<xenomaster> kinda like my ex wife

weekend> :o
<weekend> EvilDeshi you ware on my tv just now!
<henke37> weekend, that is your computer screen
<henke37> not a tv
<weekend> the bad guy in smallvile was called "Zod"
<weekend> he tried to end the world so he could start a new one
<lordofwhee> O.o
<henke37> not such a bad idea
<henke37> on a much smaller scale
<henke37> like a country o two
<weekend> :/
<TheRu5H> i can change the world, but they won't give me its source code
<weekend> you are thinking too small
<weekend> the way I see it
<weekend> we only need to kill off all africans and south americans
<EvilDeshi> weekend yeah
<weekend> and we would solve any potential polution problem and have more room in the world for the people left
<weekend> we might need to cancel china too
<weekend> there are just too many of them

<einz> denial of sex service

<einz> that is worst

<gloom> My GF used to always give me DoS attacks :(

<gloom> But that's only because I wanted to like 15 times a day o.O

<fastfinger> i patched my gf

<fastfinger> she had too many holes

<ministry[seannigel]> software or wetware ;-)

<sas01> Rofl

<sas01> fastfinger, I hope you deleted that backdoor ;)

<gloom> o.O

<fastfinger> no no

<fastfinger> buttplug

<gloom> I don't think he deleted it, but i'm sure he blocked it several times

<sas01> Ah ok

<fastfinger> i need that hole at times

<sas01> A crafty little plugin?

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<troika_games> lol , stop hacking my computer!

<apples> man i really enjoy deleting files
<apples> it would be cool if i could be a professional file deleter
<apples> like go around on people's computers and delete a bunch of things
<apples> so they have free space
<apples> i would call myself delete king

(3/16/09 01:01:08P) [ Tiberius] kage when i get my bar number can i represent HTS? :D
(3/16/09 01:01:14P) [&weekend] not if in those 3 years time you find out that what you realy want to do is a 5 year plan
(3/16/09 01:01:36P) [ Tiberius] 3 years of lawschool right?
[3/16/09 01:01:40P] { Kage} Tiberius, Is trolling allowed in US courts?
(3/16/09 01:01:46P) [&weekend] it is not
(3/16/09 01:01:47P) [ Tiberius] LOL
[3/16/09 01:01:49P] { Kage} Then no

<L0ck3d> Whats telnet?

<Neme> ok, formal protest to "Y" being a taboo "word" on grounds its a common variable used in sample code and mathematical notation
<wired> yes, should be removed
<wired> y = 'tree';
<Neme> don't be silly wired, it would never = 'tree'
<wired> lol
<Neme> only an idiot would assign 'tree' to it
<wired> rofl
<DeZ> i beg to differ :O
<DeZ> why would y != 'tree'?
* DeZ was kicked by HTS-Bot (Watch your language!)
<Neme> hehehehehe
<wired> rofl
<Neme> hook line and sinker

<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*

<weekend> :/
<GOD_> :/
<faith> :/
<faith> :\
<GOD_> :\
<sas01> :/
<faith> does that explain it?

<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<Zackfett> lol

<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...

<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?

mutant: this is my impression of apples
mutant: fuck you fucking fag.. fuckin noob .. learn to fucking read
mutant: and this is karec
mutant: sorry
mutant: my
mutant: keyboard
mutant: is
mutant: fucked
mutant: all
mutant: to
mutant: hell
mutant: and this one is xelix
mutant: >_>
mutant: <_<
mutant: hai newfags