<achermov> fuck yeah. And I only use ROT13 to encrypt, too.
<achermov> Old school, bitch.
<Rijnzael> achermov, bwahahaha.
<Rijnzael> DeZ_666[RDP], achermov was kidding by the way.
<Rijnzael> look up rot13
<Rijnzael> at least i hope he was kidding.
<achermov> I wasn't kidding at all. I *do* use rot13. Sorta.
<Rijnzael> achermov, uh?
<achermov> naw, i'm just fuckin
<Rijnzael> no, you just googled rot13 :P

Apr 13 13:17:23 <pookleblinky> I bet irl Younix is the nicest person here.
Apr 13 13:17:59 <pookleblinky> In a pinch he'd help you move, lend you $20, give you an alibi, help chop up a body, suck your dick
Apr 13 13:18:00 <pookleblinky> etc
Apr 13 13:18:35 <pookleblinky> Show me a carebear that would do that

{ Kage} Dude, those chicks' nipples are longer than slothearn's dick
{ Kage} Which isn't saying much
{ Kage} But still
[ slothearn] it says a lot for nipples
{ Kage} FUCK, those are nasty
{ Kage} slothearn, considering you're, what, 1" erect?
{ Kage} Yeah, I guess a little
[ slothearn] depends on the temperature
[ slothearn] with enough thermal expansion I can get 1"
[ slothearn] otherwise it's a few mm
[ slothearn] metric and all
[ slothearn] but in the cold my dick is so small that even observing it would change its state
{ Kage} Hahahahaha
{ Kage} Nicely done
{ Kage} slothearn, place it in the LHC, they'll get some nice camwhore pics for you to post
[ slothearn] indeed
{ Kage} "What's that spec in this spectrograph?" "That's the left teste"
[ slothearn] they could slam my cock into other quantum particles
[ slothearn] and read the defraction patterns
{ Kage} slothearn, that's about the only chance you'll have of slamming your cock into anything

<AR> seriously guys, lets stop fighting with each other. We need to band together and attack easterbunny.
<easterbunny> >.>

<godofcereal> you can only do a run by if your lucky
<redice> i used to be in new york
redice> the gangsta place
<godofcereal> a drive by would get you stuck in traffic
<redice> hahahah so fucking true

<hackerj> wait im not glined am i

<fastfinger> hts is getting homo again
* krackz licks fastfingers neck
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<kiyoura> Silent-Shadow
<Monica> Hehe.
<kiyoura> you're still my daddy
<kiyoura> always
<Monica> I summoned him just for you, kiyoura.
<kiyoura> <33
<Monica> ;)
<kiyoura> thanks Monica
<kiyoura> Silent-Shadow the watermelon thing will always be OUR joke
<kiyoura> BUTT FRICTION FOREVER
<kiyoura> dude im gay

<reZo> oh oh dude
<reZo> i should try kareoke to death metal
<reZo> and crank out my corpsegrinder voice LOL
<reZo> i wonder if i should
<reZo> should i?
<NightQuest> that'd be easy...
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
<NightQuest> "reZo, are you ok?"
<NightQuest> "Yea I'm fine dad, just singing along with my music"
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

<Omelette> i like my viruses like i like my woman
<lordofwhee> old and fat?

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<nsbgerard> i just did a fart
<nsbgerard> and it smelt like bong chambers
<yourmysin> .
<JTRipper> ...
<nsbgerard> XD
<JTRipper> why do I always enter at the akward parts of conversations?

<<JTRipper>> bi0, I have a riddle for you
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<JTRipper>> /quit and /part were sitting in a tree. /part fell out, who is left?
<<bi0niclez>> i dunno
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<bi0niclez>> wts teh answer
<<JTRipper>> /quit you stoopid noob :P
<<bi0niclez>> oh it's /quit
<<JTRipper>> oh well, I tried
<<bi0niclez>> im nt a noob i hav xbox 360

<scenestar> haha
<somedude> >:/
<scenestar> truth is a misarable failure
<Truth> miserable*

<Yuji1> Langley: Oh but in his world, its just too hard to view the page source and read.
<Yuji1> chrlsbowman1: Kid, just leave hacking alone until you KNOW computers.
<Langley> maybe his browser doesn't have that option ;)
<Yuji1> Dude... He can't view page source...
<chrlsbowman1> i am
<Langley> you cant
<chrlsbowman1> i no i cant
<Langley> Wtf... chrlsbowman1: RIGHTCLICK!
<Yuji1> Langley: Woah woah woah bud, thats overload for him, buffer overflow. 1 char only. lol
* Langley falls off his chair
<Yuji1> Langley: You alright? lmao
<Langley> Yujil: Let's insert some shellcode in his head - maybe shutdown? or better: killall, that'd solve it
<Yuji1> Whats RETN in ASM? The hex. We don't want him dead, for fucks sake lol.
<%BhaaL> Yuji1: dont retn, a crash is fine too

<carldod> can u death ping with linux or a windows 95 or widowns xp ????

<comperr> I'm like god
<fiftysixer> o rly...
<comperr> you can ask - but the answer might be no
<fiftysixer> ROFL

< fastfinger> ya irc is for dickheads
< fastfinger> who use abbrivation like lol jk
< Saphirus> lol

***FAIL***
<russkiy> but you can encrypt md5!! with a simple md5_decrypt([string]) in php...
<russkiy> decrypt*

<blissi> fuck off pm'ing me benindorn, i may of fingered your box but that doesnt make me your girlfriend! Pm me again and i'll castrate you

<Petro> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bladder; cat /dev/fridge | grep food
<Petro> in other words, brb

<lolage> One gay cowboy says to the other
<lolage> Y'up?
<lolage> Yep.
<Neme> ...
<lolage> rofl
<Neme> I'm trying to decide if that isn't actually brilliant...
<wired> yep

<`Cobra> asd, are you gay, too? -.-
<Kane> Hey
<asd> not really
<Kane> Does 'not really' mean, your not gay... But, if the opportunity arose, you'd stick your penis into a mans asshole?

< AR> unnu, you know that you subconsciously have a preference of whites over blacks?
< unnu> idk AR, isnt that why it is subconscious?

<ss23> please someone
<ss23> this is meant to be a help channel...
<Nohusuro> ..
<Nohusuro> what do you need help with?
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<Exomnium> I tried to hack the voting system for articles on hts like in realistic 1 but they thought of that some how.

<FrozenFire> aren't there two db's? One for ...?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> Are they on the same server?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> mmk
<Silent-Shadow> and they can't access each other
<FrozenFire> But changing the pass for one will do both right?
<FrozenFire> Or not.
<FrozenFire> SHH
<FrozenFire> Stupid question.
<FrozenFire> lol
<Silent-Shadow> rofl

<NightQuest> I'm on an Ubuntu livecd, burning a fedora core livecd

<slonzor> i used to have a lot for web design
<slonzor> backend stuff though
<xeno[Burning]> i tried that
<xeno[Burning]> my wife said no

<s1Nn3r> what is the unix command for cd

<comperr> You have just recieved the polish virus
<comperr> As the Polish have no programming experience this Virus works on the honor system.
<comperr> Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone you know.
<comperr> Thanks for your cooperation.

<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ruth> Hahahaha
<ruth> yeah
<ietzche> hahaha
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3

<case> if it's got a hole, it's hot
<missingRemote> u might like me then

weekend> :o
<weekend> EvilDeshi you ware on my tv just now!
<henke37> weekend, that is your computer screen
<henke37> not a tv
<weekend> the bad guy in smallvile was called "Zod"
<weekend> he tried to end the world so he could start a new one
<lordofwhee> O.o
<henke37> not such a bad idea
<henke37> on a much smaller scale
<henke37> like a country o two
<weekend> :/
<TheRu5H> i can change the world, but they won't give me its source code
<weekend> you are thinking too small
<weekend> the way I see it
<weekend> we only need to kill off all africans and south americans
<EvilDeshi> weekend yeah
<weekend> and we would solve any potential polution problem and have more room in the world for the people left
<weekend> we might need to cancel china too
<weekend> there are just too many of them

* kiyoura wants a monkey
<xelix> Why
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> ....
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.

<krackz> someone should make a assembler called organised assembly
<krackz> or ORGASM

<apples> man i really enjoy deleting files
<apples> it would be cool if i could be a professional file deleter
<apples> like go around on people's computers and delete a bunch of things
<apples> so they have free space
<apples> i would call myself delete king

Younix> i swera to drunk im not god

<obnauticus> Dude, if you rape a chick with your proptery in her vagina, can you say it's legal because you were trying to get whatever she put up there with your penis?
<ScrAm> of course.

<crazor> check out the hot pussy
<amarja> where
* Wyrmkill sets ban on crazor!*crazor@539A65FD.9A336D83.F2BF0A84.IP
* Wyrmkill sets ban on amarja!*amarja@yourmums.house.com
* Wyrmkill has kicked amarja from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
* Wyrmkill has kicked crazor from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)

<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*

<slothearn> Younix: would you be freaked out if I put my penis in a tub of popcorn then offered you some?
<Younix> kettle corn?
<slothearn> yes
<Younix> no that's fine

<IceShaman> yes Marco, I like younguns that's right
<IceShaman> I rape children
<IceShaman> and eat babies
<carlzenox> O_O
<IceShaman> anyone of you got kids?
<IceShaman> guess I'll skip breakfast
<carlzenox> i do!
<derek> triple b's? big black babies?
<weekend> now now.. eating babies doesn't have anything to do with rape
<weekend> they are just.. tasty

<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<Zackfett> lol

<TheMindRapist> Seth_Hikaru, I think my computer is infected though
<TheMindRapist> It's been going really slow
<TheMindRapist> And I have 14 anti-virus programs installed
<TheMindRapist> Somehow I'm still being infected

<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
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[00:35] <moonloghtkiller> I'm looking at the hex editor and I see nothing that even resembles RBR values
[00:35] <source> sucks bro
[00:36] <source> should try using a jpeg editor to open the file
[00:36] <source> srsly
...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> k i just opened it with a JPEG editor and changed the RBG values but...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> Nada
[00:41] <source> moonloghtkiller, dude, lawl.
[00:41] <source> epic troll or epic fail on my part
[00:42] <source> I have no clue what the fuck you were talking about, I just thought a jpeg editor would come in handy

<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...

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17:17 < Tiksi> as I was saying
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* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 with a cock
<Erendis42> how about the real thing?
<Erendis42> i'm waiting
* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 around with a real cock
<iPaddy> lmao Erendis42 wtf
<Erendis42> idk i'm just half asleep
<Hitekrednek> wait.. whose is this?
* Hitekrednek drops
<Erendis42> lol!
<iPaddy> haha i dont know why but i actually giggle over you
<Tiksi> awwwww
<Tiksi> it can love

<nsbgerard> JOY TO THE WORLD
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<Sabio> the HTS-Bot doesn't like Christmas