<Monica> One time...
<Monica> There was a kittie.
<Monica> I named her Monica.
<Monica> Then she met a kittie named Shadow.
<Monica> They saw each other.
<Monica> And meowed.
<Monica> And purrrrrrred.
<Monica> Then they had 10 kittens.
mutant> ^monica.. i dont think cats have sex like that o.O

[14:46:32] <Sabio> i think McDonalds apple pies are good for one thing
[14:46:34] <buttsheckz> :o
[14:46:36] <Sabio> going to third base

<unnu> i wonder if the guys from MIB hate illegal Mexicans

<achermov> Oh, so, my mom and I were driving back from work yesterday
<achermov> talking about what we were gonna have for dinner.
<achermov> We settled on chicken, and we were deciding what to buy at the grocery store.
<achermov> Well, then we passed a gas station, where there was this big truck.
<achermov> Had a cage in the back and a big sign over the side.
<achermov> Said "Free Kittens!"
<Chuckie_Ice> :o
<achermov> So I, of course, said, "Oh look mom, we don't even have to go to the grocery store. Free dinner!"
<Chuckie_Ice> LOL
<achermov> She hit me.

<Cytrox> argh! can anyone help me with a hack.. i really need help.. pls pm me
<TheMindRapist> Yo dawg we heard you like x so we put x in x so you can x while you x
<slothearn> we put a Google in your Google so you can Google while you Google, Cytrox

<+Kage> marko/st, I just fucked my girlfriend
<+Kage> Her pussy feels 1000000x better than a hand
< marko/st> Kage, you slut
< Fenrir> Wait a minute, you were at the keyboard, had sex, then came back to tell people?
<+Kage> Fenrir, it was a quicky. She had a quick moment free from WoW, wanted some nookie

<Monica> If I could host an HTS Con, it would be at Chucky Cheese.
<TheMindRapist> Fuck yes.
<unnu> wow, could we make compts?
<TheMindRapist> I will steal the tokens from children
* unnu ignores moni
<Monica> I'm srs.
<Netalarm> at a mcdonalds!
<Monica> We could just meet up and talks about h4xing, and then play teh games and eat pizza all day.

<AR> seriously guys, lets stop fighting with each other. We need to band together and attack easterbunny.
<easterbunny> >.>

[Ac1d]: So What Did Caity Send You?
[Jaggy]: A Box, With Soap and shit in it, it cost her like $9.
[Ac1d]: Wow thats alot for soap lol.
[Jaggy]: Now i have to send something back.
[Ac1d]: Why Not Some of Your Cats Shit?
[Jaggy]: What About my actual cat!
[Ac1d]: No Don't
[Jaggy]: Why? Animal Rights?
[Ac1d]: No It'll Cost to much

* Monica plays with Photoshop.
* mutant plays with.. no.. i wont make that joke
* seth_slade plays with illustrator.
<seth_slade> OH I GET IT.
<Monica> You two are the same age.
<seth_slade> ?
<Monica> Have fun playing with each other.
<Monica> Hold hands.
<Monica> Come on.
<mutant> monica.. oh dear gawd no
* seth_slade bumps fists.
<Monica> SHIT...this would be child pornography.
<Monica> You two are under 18.
<mutant> XD
<seth_slade> and YOU influenced us to do it
<seth_slade> SHAME.
<Deceit> :\
<Deceit> I go away for 3 minutes
<mutant> XD
<Deceit> And I come back to CP
<Deceit> And I don't see links

<Silent-Shadow> there was so much blood... i feel faint
<kiyoura> Sounds like someone needs a colon cleanse
<Monica> That was what I was thinking.
<Silent-Shadow> naw, it's just my crackhairs being pulled out with the poo
<Silent-Shadow> makes me bleed all over
<Monica> I thought SS had Irritable Bowel Syndrome or some shit.
<kiyoura> I used to have the same problem, really XD
<Silent-Shadow> dude i was kidding :|

masonga95: OperServ doesn't let me do anything...

<Ykstort> archaios, well
<Ykstort> not really
<Ykstort> i mean
<archaios> Ykstort, whatever you're going to say
<archaios> it's wrong

<Mac> can i brute force real 1 ?

13:20 < snking> damm, you guys aint easy
13:20 < mischief> snking: your mother is.
13:20 < snking> I know

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<nsbgerard> i just did a fart
<nsbgerard> and it smelt like bong chambers
<yourmysin> .
<JTRipper> ...
<nsbgerard> XD
<JTRipper> why do I always enter at the akward parts of conversations?

<Obsession> I have a foot fetish
<Obsession> and
* unnu bows down to Monica, and gives flowers and respectfuly runs away
<Obsession> Monica's size is like
<Obsession> freakin
<Obsession> perfect
<Obsession> I could eat em
<Stacy> Monica, nice being girls huh?
<unnu> Stacy, FAIL?
<Monica> Stacy: I banned you on forum for a reason. Can you be a good, little boy and behave on IRC?

<krackz> seriously Petrarchin i dont know why but i really hate you
<Petrarchin> I respect that krackz, it's nice to know that I can instill such a strong emotion in someone
<Petrarchin> I thought my life was meaningless but now i've left an imprint in your heart
<krackz> good for you
<krackz> dont feel to special
<krackz> i hate everyone
<Petrarchin> =(
<krackz> go back to an hero now
<xtrecate> ^^

<<JTRipper>> bi0, I have a riddle for you
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<JTRipper>> /quit and /part were sitting in a tree. /part fell out, who is left?
<<bi0niclez>> i dunno
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<bi0niclez>> wts teh answer
<<JTRipper>> /quit you stoopid noob :P
<<bi0niclez>> oh it's /quit
<<JTRipper>> oh well, I tried
<<bi0niclez>> im nt a noob i hav xbox 360

xtwitchx: RoMeO... why is my girlfriend on your to-do list?

< code2004> God[ofcereal], you do seem angry alot on the forums tbh :)
< godofcereal> the forums? when am I angry on the forums?
< code2004> Probs never, you just have a sidious aura around your writing
< godofcereal> Is it because I type like this?

<Silent-Shadow> hahahahah lordofwhee likes man on man interaction
<lordofwhee> dude, i hit a LOT of nerves...

<opie4624> ok, am I a moron or is the captcha broke?
<fiftysixer> knowing HTS's reputation,
<fiftysixer> probably both
<opie4624> ok
<opie4624> just checking

< AR> unnu, you know that you subconsciously have a preference of whites over blacks?
< unnu> idk AR, isnt that why it is subconscious?

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<Myrddin> ello. :)
<Myrddin> Anyone know of a decent flv/mov/avi to .swf converter?
<Myrddin> Been searching for a few days now...
<Fenrir> ffmpeg
<mischief> youtube is good for that.
<Myrddin> Fenrir, does it do conversion??
<Myrddin> :O
<Fenrir> ffmpeg? what are you google deaf?

<Gogeta70> : /
<Shadow_Obscura> Everyone stfu
<Shadow_Obscura> I've had a fucking awesome idea
<Shadow_Obscura> Gogeta and girlfriend have said child
<mrbear> name it mrbera
<mrbear> bear
<Shadow_Obscura> From the age of 2, they raise the child to be a 1337 hacker
<Gogeta70> heh.
<mrbear> o shit
* Gogeta70 plans an abortion
<mrbear> lock it in a closet with a laptop and 1000 computer books?
<Shadow_Obscura> By the age of 15 the child is the 1337est hacker in existence
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the other hackers are jealous
<Shadow_Obscura> Which leads to several assasination attempts, car chases, explosions, computers and maybe just maybe some sex scenes
<Shadow_Obscura> And Gogeta writes a book about it
<Shadow_Obscura> And the book turns into a film
<Shadow_Obscura> And the the film turns into a book
<Shadow_Obscura> And gets a shitty video game
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the royalties go to me
<Gogeta70> eheh...
<Shadow_Obscura> And I'm adding that to the qdb

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00:06 < rippawallet> hi nietzche
00:06 < rippawallet> oh
00:06 < rippawallet> he quit
00:07 < rippawallet> i guess i havent quite got the hang of irssi yet D:

<pacifico> so this pedo guy jeff
<ljsmithx> I would bash his knees in then put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains across the floor
<Romnous> ljsmithx, good fantasy you got there
<ljsmithx> It is
<Romnous> you do S&M too ?

<comperr> You have just recieved the polish virus
<comperr> As the Polish have no programming experience this Virus works on the honor system.
<comperr> Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone you know.
<comperr> Thanks for your cooperation.

weekend> :o
<weekend> EvilDeshi you ware on my tv just now!
<henke37> weekend, that is your computer screen
<henke37> not a tv
<weekend> the bad guy in smallvile was called "Zod"
<weekend> he tried to end the world so he could start a new one
<lordofwhee> O.o
<henke37> not such a bad idea
<henke37> on a much smaller scale
<henke37> like a country o two
<weekend> :/
<TheRu5H> i can change the world, but they won't give me its source code
<weekend> you are thinking too small
<weekend> the way I see it
<weekend> we only need to kill off all africans and south americans
<EvilDeshi> weekend yeah
<weekend> and we would solve any potential polution problem and have more room in the world for the people left
<weekend> we might need to cancel china too
<weekend> there are just too many of them

<einz> denial of sex service

<einz> that is worst

<gloom> My GF used to always give me DoS attacks :(

<gloom> But that's only because I wanted to like 15 times a day o.O

<fastfinger> i patched my gf

<fastfinger> she had too many holes

<ministry[seannigel]> software or wetware ;-)

<sas01> Rofl

<sas01> fastfinger, I hope you deleted that backdoor ;)

<gloom> o.O

<fastfinger> no no

<fastfinger> buttplug

<gloom> I don't think he deleted it, but i'm sure he blocked it several times

<sas01> Ah ok

<fastfinger> i need that hole at times

<sas01> A crafty little plugin?

* AugustDerlith is god
* AugustDerlith is your god
* nsbgerard is ALLAH
<AugustDerlith> im actually athiest

<Student> feeling geek of the week sitting here naked on a bunk bed
<Student> chatting to IRC lusers and ignoring my chick
<Student> because I need some JS code
<krackz> LOL
<krackz> thats the way
<case|work> lol
<krackz> now call her a whore
<krackz> and slap her
<Student> spent most the night doing that

Younix> i swera to drunk im not god

<obnauticus> Dude, if you rape a chick with your proptery in her vagina, can you say it's legal because you were trying to get whatever she put up there with your penis?
<ScrAm> of course.

<L0ck3d> Whats telnet?

<weekend> :/
<GOD_> :/
<faith> :/
<faith> :\
<GOD_> :\
<sas01> :/
<faith> does that explain it?

<IceShaman> yes Marco, I like younguns that's right
<IceShaman> I rape children
<IceShaman> and eat babies
<carlzenox> O_O
<IceShaman> anyone of you got kids?
<IceShaman> guess I'll skip breakfast
<carlzenox> i do!
<derek> triple b's? big black babies?
<weekend> now now.. eating babies doesn't have anything to do with rape
<weekend> they are just.. tasty

<TheMindRapist> Seth_Hikaru, I think my computer is infected though
<TheMindRapist> It's been going really slow
<TheMindRapist> And I have 14 anti-virus programs installed
<TheMindRapist> Somehow I'm still being infected

#comment: Talking about AC-DC
<anshu89> bt why does angus young wear underwear on stage performance?doesn't he hv enough money?

<pookleblinky> Real men love eating anything that pops out of a vagina.
<weekend> babies?

[00:35] <moonloghtkiller> I'm looking at the hex editor and I see nothing that even resembles RBR values
[00:35] <source> sucks bro
[00:36] <source> should try using a jpeg editor to open the file
[00:36] <source> srsly
...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> k i just opened it with a JPEG editor and changed the RBG values but...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> Nada
[00:41] <source> moonloghtkiller, dude, lawl.
[00:41] <source> epic troll or epic fail on my part
[00:42] <source> I have no clue what the fuck you were talking about, I just thought a jpeg editor would come in handy

<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...

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17:17 < Tiksi> as I was saying
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<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?

<fastfinger> your bot?
<fastfinger> what lang?
<f0rmat> english why?

<nsbgerard> JOY TO THE WORLD
* HTS-Bot has kicked nsbgerard from #help (Turn caps lock OFF!)
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<Sabio> the HTS-Bot doesn't like Christmas

* fastfinger gets an errection
<theodor> fastfinger how do you do that?

<OCR> hi could anyone spare me some time to tell me how i would sniff the routers/modems i have hacked ?
<OCR> anyone ?
<AR> ok
<AR> you take the router
<AR> get your face real close
<AR> inhale
<OCR> nice
<OCR> can i connect it to my network with hamachi and sniff with cain & able?

<Hiphopopotamus> I hate going outside. The yellow face...it burnsss usss....