[11:51:03] <Truth> a moment spent thinking about scenestar is a moment wasted

<Adrellias> they cant charge you
<Adrellias> if you did nothing illegal
<ace> Adrellias, really ?

<+Kage> marko/st, I just fucked my girlfriend
<+Kage> Her pussy feels 1000000x better than a hand
< marko/st> Kage, you slut
< Fenrir> Wait a minute, you were at the keyboard, had sex, then came back to tell people?
<+Kage> Fenrir, it was a quicky. She had a quick moment free from WoW, wanted some nookie

<Wells> what kind of development is currently active on hts
<anarkakari> Wells: its a sekkrit
<Wells> in other words, nothing

<AR> seriously guys, lets stop fighting with each other. We need to band together and attack easterbunny.
<easterbunny> >.>

[Ac1d]: So What Did Caity Send You?
[Jaggy]: A Box, With Soap and shit in it, it cost her like $9.
[Ac1d]: Wow thats alot for soap lol.
[Jaggy]: Now i have to send something back.
[Ac1d]: Why Not Some of Your Cats Shit?
[Jaggy]: What About my actual cat!
[Ac1d]: No Don't
[Jaggy]: Why? Animal Rights?
[Ac1d]: No It'll Cost to much

<Deceit> Zackfett, so you are saying the user needs to perform more commands in order to install software, making it less likely malware will be installed?
<fiftysixer> mischief, took me a little while to get the hang of 'em, but then they're pretty easy
<Zackfett> its less likely due to the lack of drive-by downloading
<Deceit> Ooh fancy word
<Zackfett> since activex controls dont run
<Deceit> Meaning exactly what I just said
<Deceit> You noob
<Deceit> That doesn't make the OS itself more secure

<Flubber> is ssid related to cookies?

<h4xlemur> xeno has known me for quite some time
<xenomaster> i tried to abduct him from a walmart parking lot
<xenomaster> hes a smooth talker though
<xenomaster> we ended up trading computer parts instead...wtf

<spaux> Kage, phabricator should update on cron, theres a bash script in the documentation
<spaux> Our phabricator is already out of date :P
<Kage> You told me to put Phabricator in our own git
<Kage> So how would that work?
<spaux> you can have more than one remote
<spaux> git remote add source git@github.com:facebook/phabricator.git
<spaux> git pull source master --threeway
<fas> lol
<fas> THREEWAY
<Kage> IT'S NOT GAY
<Kage> I'll call the cron script helicopterDick.sh
<fas> Kage++
<spaux> awww shiiiiiit

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<nsbgerard> i just did a fart
<nsbgerard> and it smelt like bong chambers
<yourmysin> .
<JTRipper> ...
<nsbgerard> XD
<JTRipper> why do I always enter at the akward parts of conversations?

<Obsession> I have a foot fetish
<Obsession> and
* unnu bows down to Monica, and gives flowers and respectfuly runs away
<Obsession> Monica's size is like
<Obsession> freakin
<Obsession> perfect
<Obsession> I could eat em
<Stacy> Monica, nice being girls huh?
<unnu> Stacy, FAIL?
<Monica> Stacy: I banned you on forum for a reason. Can you be a good, little boy and behave on IRC?

The best (or worst) of Zerokool500

<Zerokool500> im gonna haxor you with ms-dos
<Zerokool500> ive seen hackers the movie 3 times now, i figure that makes me a legit hacker
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<Zerokool500> why cant i get into #hackthissite lol it says i dont have a secure connection -.-
<Pragmatk> Zerokool500, probably because you don't.
<Zerokool500> my connection is secure i have zonealarm firewall lol
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<Zerokool500> i can use /tracert to see stuff
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<Zerokool500> U H4V N0 1D34 0F M1 P0W3RZ
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<Zerokool500> )|\|B4NN M3 B4 U R H4X0R3D BY TEH Z3R0K001500

<Kuja> -NickServ- A passcode has been sent to fuckoff@nickfag.lolhax, please type /msg NickServ confirm <passcode> to complete registration
<Kuja> you're kidding me, right.

< code2004> God[ofcereal], you do seem angry alot on the forums tbh :)
< godofcereal> the forums? when am I angry on the forums?
< code2004> Probs never, you just have a sidious aura around your writing
< godofcereal> Is it because I type like this?

<Yuji1> Langley: Oh but in his world, its just too hard to view the page source and read.
<Yuji1> chrlsbowman1: Kid, just leave hacking alone until you KNOW computers.
<Langley> maybe his browser doesn't have that option ;)
<Yuji1> Dude... He can't view page source...
<chrlsbowman1> i am
<Langley> you cant
<chrlsbowman1> i no i cant
<Langley> Wtf... chrlsbowman1: RIGHTCLICK!
<Yuji1> Langley: Woah woah woah bud, thats overload for him, buffer overflow. 1 char only. lol
* Langley falls off his chair
<Yuji1> Langley: You alright? lmao
<Langley> Yujil: Let's insert some shellcode in his head - maybe shutdown? or better: killall, that'd solve it
<Yuji1> Whats RETN in ASM? The hex. We don't want him dead, for fucks sake lol.
<%BhaaL> Yuji1: dont retn, a crash is fine too

<comperr> I'm like god
<fiftysixer> o rly...
<comperr> you can ask - but the answer might be no
<fiftysixer> ROFL

<mutant> to whom it may concern: My girlfriend says hi to all of HTS
<ScrAm`>lawl
<ScrAm`> mutant: my girlfriend's sitting next to me too.
<pookleblinky> ScrAm, are you sure that's safe?
<pookleblinky> I mean, what if she sees Younix?
<pookleblinky> It'll scare her on a deep psychosexual level

< fastfinger> ya irc is for dickheads
< fastfinger> who use abbrivation like lol jk
< Saphirus> lol

<blissi> fuck off pm'ing me benindorn, i may of fingered your box but that doesnt make me your girlfriend! Pm me again and i'll castrate you

<Petro> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bladder; cat /dev/fridge | grep food
<Petro> in other words, brb

<opie4624> ok, am I a moron or is the captcha broke?
<fiftysixer> knowing HTS's reputation,
<fiftysixer> probably both
<opie4624> ok
<opie4624> just checking

<lolage> One gay cowboy says to the other
<lolage> Y'up?
<lolage> Yep.
<Neme> ...
<lolage> rofl
<Neme> I'm trying to decide if that isn't actually brilliant...
<wired> yep

<Neme> I remember my first debugging experience, fondly...
<Neme> RUN MYPROG
<Neme> ERROR: LINE 60
<Neme> DELETE 60
<Neme> RUN MYPROG

<NightQuest> I'm on an Ubuntu livecd, burning a fedora core livecd

<Terminal> Kuja,
<Terminal> my ancestor
<Terminal> and your ancestor
<Terminal> are the same
<Kuja> Terminal, depends how far back you go
<Terminal> we're human.
<Neme> But not the same as mine... ;-)
<Neme> I wasn't born...
<Neme> I was SPAWNED FROM HELL!!
<Terminal> Neme, yes well, we're talking about humans
<Terminal> not freaks

<Antiquae> Fuck us fuckers using fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, you fuck networks?
<Antiquae> No.
<lordofwhee> that's... odd
<Antiquae> Notice the grouping is left-to-right.
<Antiquae> So we're using IRC fucking networks.
<Antiquae> Rather, fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, so you're having intercourse with a protocol?

<`Cobra> I put a condom over my ethernet port when I was 12... My dad said you used a condom for protection..

<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl

<overscore> It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu!

* kiyoura wants a monkey
<xelix> Why
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> ....
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.

<apples> man i really enjoy deleting files
<apples> it would be cool if i could be a professional file deleter
<apples> like go around on people's computers and delete a bunch of things
<apples> so they have free space
<apples> i would call myself delete king

<subzero77> kk well who here knows c
<AR> me.
<subzero77> AR
<subzero77> pm me
<AR> i lied.
<subzero77> plz
<subzero77> shit
<subzero77> well i need to tak to someone that knows it
<AR> ok, talk to me then.
<subzero77> i got a propisition for htem
<subzero77> you just said you dont know it
<AR> just kidding.
<subzero77> kk well pm me
<AR> lol. double bluff.

<Student> feeling geek of the week sitting here naked on a bunk bed
<Student> chatting to IRC lusers and ignoring my chick
<Student> because I need some JS code
<krackz> LOL
<krackz> thats the way
<case|work> lol
<krackz> now call her a whore
<krackz> and slap her
<Student> spent most the night doing that

<IceShaman> who is this THEY
<IceShaman> there's always some mysterious they that ruin all the fun in the land!
<HG> whoever moderates it
<Slothearn> IceShaman, them?
<HG> because i submitted some
<HG> something like
<HG> <Wells> hts sucks, vote me up if you agree
<HG> and it never appeared

<crazor> check out the hot pussy
<amarja> where
* Wyrmkill sets ban on crazor!*crazor@539A65FD.9A336D83.F2BF0A84.IP
* Wyrmkill sets ban on amarja!*amarja@yourmums.house.com
* Wyrmkill has kicked amarja from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
* Wyrmkill has kicked crazor from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)

<Neme> ok, formal protest to "Y" being a taboo "word" on grounds its a common variable used in sample code and mathematical notation
<wired> yes, should be removed
<wired> y = 'tree';
<Neme> don't be silly wired, it would never = 'tree'
<wired> lol
<Neme> only an idiot would assign 'tree' to it
<wired> rofl
<DeZ> i beg to differ :O
<DeZ> why would y != 'tree'?
* DeZ was kicked by HTS-Bot (Watch your language!)
<Neme> hehehehehe
<wired> rofl
<Neme> hook line and sinker

<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*

<slothearn> Younix: would you be freaked out if I put my penis in a tub of popcorn then offered you some?
<Younix> kettle corn?
<slothearn> yes
<Younix> no that's fine

<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<Zackfett> lol

<Rijnzael> .wik scourge of the earth
<MrWiki> "The relational database management system (RDBMS) officially called Oracle Database (and commonly referred to as Oracle RDBMS or simply as Oracle) has become a major presence in database computing." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scourge_of_the_earth

#comment: Talking about AC-DC
<anshu89> bt why does angus young wear underwear on stage performance?doesn't he hv enough money?

<slokenafk> e3cb I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
<slokenafk> YOU.....
* e3cb gives you a bone
<e3cb> Done deal

<Ox90> who is this rolf dude? everyone keeps spelling his name wrong?

<Xerati> it was jsut a ttypo

<bfamredux> oh fuck me
<bfamredux> what's my NS pass =/
<bfamredux> ah yes
<bfamredux> 22 char passwords are tough to recall =/
<Kutan> Wow.
<Neme> I'mgettingitfrombehind
<Neme> is that it?

<nsbgerard> JOY TO THE WORLD
* HTS-Bot has kicked nsbgerard from #help (Turn caps lock OFF!)
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<Sabio> the HTS-Bot doesn't like Christmas

<subzero77> !help sex
<moo> When a man and a woman love eachother very much... Well they don't really have to love eachother... It doesn't even need to be a man and a woman...

<HTSUser31746> listen i know with experince, if people think you can hack they will give you alot of respect and girls will like u

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<evilbot> !help sex
<moo> sex is for people with social skills not for bots.