<littlelew90> i got the most evil of plans that im about to carry out
<@pookleblinky> Does it involve genocide?
<littlelew90> close
<littlelew90> i added a dick head on another msn account
<littlelew90> and im gonna be all sexual with him
<littlelew90> :P
<littlelew90> lol
<@pookleblinky> There is but a fine line between evil and flaming homosexual

<DiGiT> i mean.. I am no hacker by any means.. so I cant do anything that would take hacking skills, but being resourcefull, and applying these skils properly gets some tings accomplished in all areas of life
<nsbgerard> what about pulling chicks
<DiGiT> nsbgerard, pulling chicks?
<nsbgerard> the art of engaging in sexual activities with females
<DiGiT> do I pull chicks.. if they are attractive enough.. and if they put out!
<DiGiT> I dont pull.. I pump

<FrozenFire> Kane is the emperor with magic clothing
<Kane> I think I got that right
<FrozenFire> Only the 1337 can see his beautiful robes
<Kane> For sho
<FrozenFire> I see them
<FrozenFire> Can you guys?
* Kane dances
<Pragmatk> FrozenFire, no
<Pragmatk> And I'm glad
<FrozenFire> Pragmatk isn't 1337
<Pragmatk> because Kane wearing a robe...
<Pragmatk> Is like SS wearing a tight leather jumpsuit
<FrozenFire> mmm
<FrozenFire> SS
<FrozenFire> jumpsuit...
<FrozenFire> mmm

<Monica> Sometime this summer.
<Monica> I'll post pictures up of me and Shadow.
<Monica> But...
<Monica> Mostly you can see me.
<Monica> SS would just be nibbling on my tits.
* seth_slade hi-5's SS

<port_21> for fuck sake, i have to go, my cats decided to try and rape my router

<henke37> I have used xchat a long time
<henke37> it did not crash
<henke37> unless provoked
<scenestar> dude
<scenestar> only an autist like henke37 would say something liek that
<scenestar> I AM PROVOKING MY SOFTWARE
<scenestar> HEY WINDOW MANAGER
<scenestar> I HAD SEX WITH YOUR PARENT PROCESS

[Ac1d]: So What Did Caity Send You?
[Jaggy]: A Box, With Soap and shit in it, it cost her like $9.
[Ac1d]: Wow thats alot for soap lol.
[Jaggy]: Now i have to send something back.
[Ac1d]: Why Not Some of Your Cats Shit?
[Jaggy]: What About my actual cat!
[Ac1d]: No Don't
[Jaggy]: Why? Animal Rights?
[Ac1d]: No It'll Cost to much

<Neme> pacifico, next year for CCon I'll bring more than one of my pieces of she-candy, for you boys to have a bit o' fun with
<@pacifico> rofl
<@pacifico> ok
<Neme> odds are none of them will get naked with you, but it'd be fun nonetheless

masonga95: OperServ doesn't let me do anything...

[Discussion of the hts-challenges]
<nsbgerard> they teach you how to search source code
<nsbgerard> and do basic mathematics
<blissi> nsbgerard if you need hts for that then fail....

<Omelette> i like my viruses like i like my woman
<lordofwhee> old and fat?

<spaux> Kage, phabricator should update on cron, theres a bash script in the documentation
<spaux> Our phabricator is already out of date :P
<Kage> You told me to put Phabricator in our own git
<Kage> So how would that work?
<spaux> you can have more than one remote
<spaux> git remote add source git@github.com:facebook/phabricator.git
<spaux> git pull source master --threeway
<fas> lol
<fas> THREEWAY
<Kage> IT'S NOT GAY
<Kage> I'll call the cron script helicopterDick.sh
<fas> Kage++
<spaux> awww shiiiiiit

<FrozenFire> I have an explanation as to why the US is failing in Iraq
<FrozenFire> Here's how it goes:
<FrozenFire> There was once a fly
<FrozenFire> Who was sitting on the floor of a barn
<FrozenFire> He found a large pile of shit
<FrozenFire> And gorged and gorged
<FrozenFire> Until he could gorge no more
<FrozenFire> He became so fat after eating the cowdung
<FrozenFire> That he could no longer fly
<FrozenFire> He couldn't lift off
<FrozenFire> However
<FrozenFire> He noticed a pitchfork leaning against a wall of the barn
<FrozenFire> He thought to himself: "Maybe, if I climb to the top of that pitchfork, and jump off, I can fly before I hit the ground"
<FrozenFire> So he climbed up the pitchfork
<FrozenFire> And jumped off the top.
<FrozenFire> He tried to fly, but failed.
<FrozenFire> He ended up splatting on the floor.
<FrozenFire> And that is why the US is failing in Iraq. They do not understand this lesson.
<FrozenFire> The lesson is: If you are full of shit, you shouldn't fly off the handle.

<TheMindRapist> You know what you can buy with wishes and a dollar?
<TheMindRapist> Children's broken souls.

<NoXzema> OMFG
NoXzema kicks self in head.
<Yuji1> ...Wow and he the stupidity saw it coming and he still kicked his self in the head.

<carldod> can u death ping with linux or a windows 95 or widowns xp ????

<Silent-Shadow> hahahahah lordofwhee likes man on man interaction
<lordofwhee> dude, i hit a LOT of nerves...

<Terminal> tasty sense of humor
<Neme> I do my best
<Neme> Though it usually results in charges of pedophilia

* Neme is away [Smoke]
* xenomaster is glad he quit smoking
* Zod goes to smoke double for xenomaster
<xenomaster> well...i stopped smoking cigs at least
<Do_The_Jew> he smokes pole
<xenomaster> pole != the bowl
<weekend> lies
<weekend> I mean
<weekend> no lies
<weekend> .. cary on
<xenomaster> ROFL

< AR> unnu, you know that you subconsciously have a preference of whites over blacks?
< unnu> idk AR, isnt that why it is subconscious?

<Exomnium> I tried to hack the voting system for articles on hts like in realistic 1 but they thought of that some how.

<NightQuest> I'm on an Ubuntu livecd, burning a fedora core livecd

(12:36:57 AM) DeZ_666: wait wait
(12:36:58 AM) DeZ_666: wait
(12:37:01 AM) DeZ_666: WOOT NO HTS BOT
(12:37:07 AM) DeZ_666: ANARCHY WINS!
(12:37:07 AM) HTS-Bot [bot@hackthissite.org] entered the room.
(12:37:07 AM) mode (+ao HTS-Bot HTS-Bot) by HTS-Bot
(12:37:09 AM) DeZ_666: fuck.

<Fenris> What's a segmentation fault mean?
<lolage> It means it's your fault that your segmentation has ceased to be.
<Neme> GoogleIt
<Neme> (tm)
<Fenris> <.<
<Fenris> Idiots
<Neme> Fenris, rather than typing out expansive paragraphs explaining the fundamentals of operating system memory management, I can simply direct you to Google and save this poor channel from an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> oh wait
<Neme> this channel *IS* an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> my bad O_o
<Fenris> Haha ^_^
<Fenris> It's basically just a function that calls itself indefinately though
<Rijnzael> o rely
<Neme> see :-) GoogleIt and you learn :-)
* Neme snickers
<Neme> this is just another example of why I <3 you people
<Neme> Go forth and conquor, Fenris
<Fenris> Hah

<phantomcircuit> apples, you enjoy penis
<apples> you betcha
<trust-no-one> lol
<trust-no-one> i second that
<phantomcircuit> trust-no-one, you also enjoy penis?
<phantomcircuit> wat
<apples> wat a homo

<godgryphon> what is anarchist stuff? cracking or something?

<pacifico> so this pedo guy jeff
<ljsmithx> I would bash his knees in then put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains across the floor
<Romnous> ljsmithx, good fantasy you got there
<ljsmithx> It is
<Romnous> you do S&M too ?

<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ruth> Hahahaha
<ruth> yeah
<ietzche> hahaha
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3

<magikstik> my 1st blow job ever, was when I was in kindergarden

<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl

* kiyoura wants a monkey
<xelix> Why
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> ....
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.

(3/16/09 01:01:08P) [ Tiberius] kage when i get my bar number can i represent HTS? :D
(3/16/09 01:01:14P) [&weekend] not if in those 3 years time you find out that what you realy want to do is a 5 year plan
(3/16/09 01:01:36P) [ Tiberius] 3 years of lawschool right?
[3/16/09 01:01:40P] { Kage} Tiberius, Is trolling allowed in US courts?
(3/16/09 01:01:46P) [&weekend] it is not
(3/16/09 01:01:47P) [ Tiberius] LOL
[3/16/09 01:01:49P] { Kage} Then no

<weekend> :/
<GOD_> :/
<faith> :/
<faith> :\
<GOD_> :\
<sas01> :/
<faith> does that explain it?

<<CodeWebs>> lawl
<<AznBlazin>> lol
<<AznBlazin>> what does lawl stand for anyways?

#comment: Talking about AC-DC
<anshu89> bt why does angus young wear underwear on stage performance?doesn't he hv enough money?

<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
* hacker5564 (hacker5564@HTS-7DF48AD4.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)

[00:35] <moonloghtkiller> I'm looking at the hex editor and I see nothing that even resembles RBR values
[00:35] <source> sucks bro
[00:36] <source> should try using a jpeg editor to open the file
[00:36] <source> srsly
...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> k i just opened it with a JPEG editor and changed the RBG values but...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> Nada
[00:41] <source> moonloghtkiller, dude, lawl.
[00:41] <source> epic troll or epic fail on my part
[00:42] <source> I have no clue what the fuck you were talking about, I just thought a jpeg editor would come in handy

<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...

* xelix slaps Monica around a bit with cawk
<&Monica> But what if I like it...

<Nietzche> man i just realized that i skipped sleeping today to make a hello world binary a tiny bit smaller

<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?

<slokenafk> e3cb I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
<slokenafk> YOU.....
* e3cb gives you a bone
<e3cb> Done deal

<fastfinger> your bot?
<fastfinger> what lang?
<f0rmat> english why?

<Ox90> who is this rolf dude? everyone keeps spelling his name wrong?

<nsbgerard> JOY TO THE WORLD
* HTS-Bot has kicked nsbgerard from #help (Turn caps lock OFF!)
* nsbgerard (is@fuck.wit) has joined #help
<Sabio> the HTS-Bot doesn't like Christmas

<subzero77> !help sex
<moo> When a man and a woman love eachother very much... Well they don't really have to love eachother... It doesn't even need to be a man and a woman...

* fastfinger gets an errection
<theodor> fastfinger how do you do that?

// Zeus is trying to install Ubuntu.
<Zeus> Would windows 95 have enough memory?
<Zeus> my ME OS is f'ed up anyways
<nazgjunk> wtf.
<Stoney> Zeus, it has nothing to do with windows
<nazgjunk> your operating system doesn't have memory
<nazgjunk> your computer does
<metalslug> ...
<Zeus> how can i fix that?

<pthug> didn't even realise hts had an irc server :p

<doob> IceShaman, C++ is low level programming
<doob> you want easy coding, go for high level shit like PHP or java