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#1268
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<+Kage> marko/st, I just fucked my girlfriend
<+Kage> Her pussy feels 1000000x better than a hand
< marko/st> Kage, you slut
< Fenrir> Wait a minute, you were at the keyboard, had sex, then came back to tell people?
<+Kage> Fenrir, it was a quicky. She had a quick moment free from WoW, wanted some nookie
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<wired> i'm going to go find some 14 yr old
<wired> have sex with her
<wired> and then be like
<wired> "I DONT GIVE A FUCK, I'M ON SSL"
#620
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<Truth> One day I'll buy like
<Truth> half an ounce
<Truth> and just hide buds
<Truth> around my room
<Truth> for when I'm out again
<Truth> so that whenever I'm out
<Truth> I'll clean until I find some weed
<God> lol
<Truth> and eventually my room will be sparkling
#773
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<Neme> pacifico, next year for CCon I'll bring more than one of my pieces of she-candy, for you boys to have a bit o' fun with
<@pacifico> rofl
<@pacifico> ok
<Neme> odds are none of them will get naked with you, but it'd be fun nonetheless
#854
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<hackerj> wait im not glined am i
#885
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Hackthissite's Theme Song
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
(* repeat)
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
#2487
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<Typhoid> When is a colon used at the end of a statement in Python?
<apples> when book
<Typhoid> What's 'book'?
<apples> the problem surfaces !
#528
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<reZo> oh oh dude
<reZo> i should try kareoke to death metal
<reZo> and crank out my corpsegrinder voice LOL
<reZo> i wonder if i should
<reZo> should i?
<NightQuest> that'd be easy...
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
<NightQuest> "reZo, are you ok?"
<NightQuest> "Yea I'm fine dad, just singing along with my music"
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
#106
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< wired> i use no protection
< wired> and im fine
<fastfinger> haha
<fastfinger> i use condoms
#1270
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< unknown> krattix, you getting my pms?
< Krattix> are the PM's in red?
#1193
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[@Phate] i once photoshopped a picture to prove to my friends i get laid
[@Phate] problem was it was the lemonparty picture..
{ Kage} Phate, sad thing is, you never have and never will.
{ Kage} Phate, even worse
[@Phate] Kage, i don't need to, i have a wow account and a computer
{ Kage} Now you're a permavirgin who sucks old men's dicks
{ Kage} Phate, WoW is the best contraceptive EVAR!
[ slothearn] clorox works pretty well too, Kage
[@Phate] Yeah its an excuse not to get laid and its a repelant incase that doesn't work
{ Kage} I'm telling you, the people at Blizzard are secretly contraception controllers
{ Kage} They're making sure no one fucks anything but themselves or a fleshlight
{ Kage} Or a hairbrush
[@Phate] Yeah but i tell you what, if they worked with the cardboard industry they'd be rich
[@Phate] i mean i've a ton of cardboard i made from household tissues under my chair
[ terminus] gross
{ Kage} Phate, that is fucking gross
{ Kage} Holy fucking shit...
[ slothearn] XD
{ Kage} Damn, well played
[@Phate] i should use it for roof insulation
#2473
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<pavlovs-kitten> GO GURGLE SOME GREEN GOAT GONADS
<whatever> omnomnomnomnom
<pavlovs-kitten> i'll nom your om
<whatever> nice one
<pavlovs-kitten> om nom ohms law
<whatever> bullshit is 1 word
<mShred> and bull shit is two words
<pavlovs-kitten> i shit bulls
<whatever> i shit chocolate
<whatever> and i pee chanel no.5
<Hitekrednek> I spit semen
<Hitekrednek> wait...
#1050
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<anarkakari> gaming is just another, less pleasurable, form of masturbation
#638
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*** TiburonII has joined channel
*** Cystimatix has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by TiburonII))
* xenomaster kills TiburonII
*** TiburonII has quit (Input/output error)
#117
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<Silent-Shadow> hahahahah lordofwhee likes man on man interaction
<lordofwhee> dude, i hit a LOT of nerves...
#1335
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<AR> alright guys
<AR> i used to masturbate regularly once a day
<AR> now with college and stuff i have to go 2-3 days at a time without fapping
<AR> and my sex drive just goes through the roof after like 2+ days
<AR> does anyone else experience this?
<weekend> everyone does
<weekend> or not
<weekend> perhaps AR
<weekend> you should start socialising
<weekend> and what not
<AR> maybe you should as well
<AR> do you want to be my wingman
<weekend> not really
<grayhat> Hello.
<AR> oh hi
<AR> nice to meet you
<krackz> what ho
<grayhat> Likewise.
<krackz> AR is this you socialing?
<AR> krackz, dude shut up im trying to get laid here
<grayhat> O_o
<AR> grayhat, I'm andrew, what's your name
<grayhat> mark
<AR> fuck
#31
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<Petro> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bladder; cat /dev/fridge | grep food
<Petro> in other words, brb
#789
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<Terminal> tasty sense of humor
<Neme> I do my best
<Neme> Though it usually results in charges of pedophilia
#902
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<opie4624> ok, am I a moron or is the captcha broke?
<fiftysixer> knowing HTS's reputation,
<fiftysixer> probably both
<opie4624> ok
<opie4624> just checking
#777
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<lolage> One gay cowboy says to the other
<lolage> Y'up?
<lolage> Yep.
<Neme> ...
<lolage> rofl
<Neme> I'm trying to decide if that isn't actually brilliant...
<wired> yep
#518
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* Neme is away [Smoke]
* xenomaster is glad he quit smoking
* Zod goes to smoke double for xenomaster
<xenomaster> well...i stopped smoking cigs at least
<Do_The_Jew> he smokes pole
<xenomaster> pole != the bowl
<weekend> lies
<weekend> I mean
<weekend> no lies
<weekend> .. cary on
<xenomaster> ROFL
#186
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<lochis> guys does anyone here know how to flood a server?
<the_real_tlogic> politely ask your local firestation to borrow a hose
<hitekrednek> lol
<lochis> guys can someone help me here with some sertius info?
<lochis> *serius
<hitekrednek> *serious
<lochis> yea sr
<lochis> so can someone here help me with some serious info?
<Tiksi> cereal*
#2988
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<RaineD> taranchala, urbandefine one trick
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#1227
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<hkltj> this is a freiendly channel . .
<hkltj> friendly coders.
<Naib> do you have a particular coding question?
<hkltj> yes
<hkltj> i want to hack
<hkltj> e hack in internet
<Naib> less hacking talk
<hkltj> ok
<mischief> hkltj, i hear they have lots of hackers in #2,000
<hkltj> friendly chat only
<Naib> coding chat
* hkltj (n=y6qk@59.94.99.181) has left #friendly-coders
* hkltj (n=y6qk@59.94.99.181) has joined #friendly-coders
<hkltj> HeLP!
<hkltj> !
<hkltj> mischief hacked my PC
<hkltj> he gave a virus link chanel name
* Naib sets ban on %hkltj!*@*
#27
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<Gogeta70> : /
<Shadow_Obscura> Everyone stfu
<Shadow_Obscura> I've had a fucking awesome idea
<Shadow_Obscura> Gogeta and girlfriend have said child
<mrbear> name it mrbera
<mrbear> bear
<Shadow_Obscura> From the age of 2, they raise the child to be a 1337 hacker
<Gogeta70> heh.
<mrbear> o shit
* Gogeta70 plans an abortion
<mrbear> lock it in a closet with a laptop and 1000 computer books?
<Shadow_Obscura> By the age of 15 the child is the 1337est hacker in existence
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the other hackers are jealous
<Shadow_Obscura> Which leads to several assasination attempts, car chases, explosions, computers and maybe just maybe some sex scenes
<Shadow_Obscura> And Gogeta writes a book about it
<Shadow_Obscura> And the book turns into a film
<Shadow_Obscura> And the the film turns into a book
<Shadow_Obscura> And gets a shitty video game
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the royalties go to me
<Gogeta70> eheh...
<Shadow_Obscura> And I'm adding that to the qdb
#234
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<Exomnium> I tried to hack the voting system for articles on hts like in realistic 1 but they thought of that some how.
#596
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(12:36:57 AM) DeZ_666: wait wait
(12:36:58 AM) DeZ_666: wait
(12:37:01 AM) DeZ_666: WOOT NO HTS BOT
(12:37:07 AM) DeZ_666: ANARCHY WINS!
(12:37:07 AM) HTS-Bot [bot@hackthissite.org] entered the room.
(12:37:07 AM) mode (+ao HTS-Bot HTS-Bot) by HTS-Bot
(12:37:09 AM) DeZ_666: fuck.
#793
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<Terminal> Kuja,
<Terminal> my ancestor
<Terminal> and your ancestor
<Terminal> are the same
<Kuja> Terminal, depends how far back you go
<Terminal> we're human.
<Neme> But not the same as mine... ;-)
<Neme> I wasn't born...
<Neme> I was SPAWNED FROM HELL!!
<Terminal> Neme, yes well, we're talking about humans
<Terminal> not freaks
#2
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<godgryphon> what is anarchist stuff? cracking or something?
#430
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<comperr> You have just recieved the polish virus
<comperr> As the Polish have no programming experience this Virus works on the honor system.
<comperr> Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone you know.
<comperr> Thanks for your cooperation.
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<reZo> and kitty is on my lap atm >_>
<xenomaster> lol
<xenomaster> mine are outside
<xenomaster> i let em go, but they keep coming back.
<xenomaster> kinda like my ex wife
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<`Cobra> I put a condom over my ethernet port when I was 12... My dad said you used a condom for protection..
#276
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<einz> denial of sex service
<einz> that is worst
<gloom> My GF used to always give me DoS attacks :(
<gloom> But that's only because I wanted to like 15 times a day o.O
<fastfinger> i patched my gf
<fastfinger> she had too many holes
<ministry[seannigel]> software or wetware ;-)
<sas01> Rofl
<sas01> fastfinger, I hope you deleted that backdoor ;)
<gloom> o.O
<fastfinger> no no
<fastfinger> buttplug
<gloom> I don't think he deleted it, but i'm sure he blocked it several times
<sas01> Ah ok
<fastfinger> i need that hole at times
<sas01> A crafty little plugin?
#536
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<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl
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<overscore> It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu!
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<IceShaman> who is this THEY
<IceShaman> there's always some mysterious they that ruin all the fun in the land!
<HG> whoever moderates it
<Slothearn> IceShaman, them?
<HG> because i submitted some
<HG> something like
<HG> <Wells> hts sucks, vote me up if you agree
<HG> and it never appeared
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(3/16/09 01:01:08P) [ Tiberius] kage when i get my bar number can i represent HTS? :D
(3/16/09 01:01:14P) [&weekend] not if in those 3 years time you find out that what you realy want to do is a 5 year plan
(3/16/09 01:01:36P) [ Tiberius] 3 years of lawschool right?
[3/16/09 01:01:40P] { Kage} Tiberius, Is trolling allowed in US courts?
(3/16/09 01:01:46P) [&weekend] it is not
(3/16/09 01:01:47P) [ Tiberius] LOL
[3/16/09 01:01:49P] { Kage} Then no
#313
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<weekend> :/
<GOD_> :/
<faith> :/
<faith> :\
<GOD_> :\
<sas01> :/
<faith> does that explain it?
#948
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<ScrAm> you're on Windows
<ScrAm> use mIRC.
<Zackfett> i tried
<Zackfett> it wouldnt work
<ScrAm> why wouldn't it?
<Zackfett> the whole use for 30 days thing
<Zackfett> apparently i had it before
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<<CodeWebs>> lawl
<<AznBlazin>> lol
<<AznBlazin>> what does lawl stand for anyways?
#118
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<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...
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17:16 -!- Tiksi [tiksi@DarkVirus.org] has quit [Input/output error]
17:16 -!- Tiksi [tiksi@DarkVirus.org] has joined #hackthissite
17:16 -!- Tiksi [tiksi@DarkVirus.org] has quit [Input/output error]
17:17 -!- Tiksi [tiksi@DarkVirus.org] has joined #hackthissite
17:17 < Tiksi> as I was saying
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#161
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<fastfinger> your bot?
<fastfinger> what lang?
<f0rmat> english why?
#2474
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* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 with a cock
<Erendis42> how about the real thing?
<Erendis42> i'm waiting
* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 around with a real cock
<iPaddy> lmao Erendis42 wtf
<Erendis42> idk i'm just half asleep
<Hitekrednek> wait.. whose is this?
* Hitekrednek drops
<Erendis42> lol!
<iPaddy> haha i dont know why but i actually giggle over you
<Tiksi> awwwww
<Tiksi> it can love
#355
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<bfamredux> oh fuck me
<bfamredux> what's my NS pass =/
<bfamredux> ah yes
<bfamredux> 22 char passwords are tough to recall =/
<Kutan> Wow.
<Neme> I'mgettingitfrombehind
<Neme> is that it?
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<subzero77> !help sex
<moo> When a man and a woman love eachother very much... Well they don't really have to love eachother... It doesn't even need to be a man and a woman...
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* fastfinger gets an errection
<theodor> fastfinger how do you do that?
#546
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<doob> IceShaman, C++ is low level programming
<doob> you want easy coding, go for high level shit like PHP or java
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[05:19] <magikstik> im fucking a broke poor ass jew, probably one of few
[05:19] <magikstik> and not proud
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<C_remember> Whats up guys?
<fleat> Who the fuck are you ?
<C_remember> i used to be pretty active on the site a while back
<fleat> rly.. were you about when xec96 was about, is it true he's leet?
<C_remember> eh yeah at this moment in time hes teaching FBI Prison inmates how to hack!
<fleat> can he do that?
<C_remember> oh yeah, its all part of his communtiy service
<C_remember> reaching out to all the noobs in prison
<fleat> Yanks, bang a guyy up for hacking and then gets him to teach it !
<C_remember> are you for real ?
<wardead> lol this is why im on here once a bluemoon
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