<%xelix> [Alteros@core xchatlogs]$ grep -P "(button|comperr|NameChangingWhore|satan|alias)" * | grep -P "(idea|Idea)" | echo "comperr had `wc -l` ideas."
<%xelix> comperr had 35 ideas.
<%xelix> lawl

[11:51:03] <Truth> a moment spent thinking about scenestar is a moment wasted

<doob> you calling me a loser makes me think your more of a 'loser' each time you say it
<Zeldafan500> i beat all the besic missions except 6
<Zeldafan500> >:(
<Zeldafan500> so no im not the loser
<doob> what make you come to that conclusion?
<doob> *makes
<Zeldafan500> because i beat all the basic missions except 6
<Zeldafan500> i cnat get 6 -.-
<Zeldafan500> * cant
<doob> i beat all the basic missions and 1 - 3 on realistic...
<doob> the reason i dont do more is because i have a busyt social life outside of this IRC
<Zeldafan500> so do i
<Zeldafan500> i have msn and i go to forums
<Zeldafan500> I have alot of friends at school over 50 on msn and alot on forums
<doob> i bet you have tonnes of msn contacts thogh
<doob> i wish i had virtual buddies like you
<doob> espercially on forums
<Zeldafan500> ya but u dont so u lose

[Ac1d]: So What Did Caity Send You?
[Jaggy]: A Box, With Soap and shit in it, it cost her like $9.
[Ac1d]: Wow thats alot for soap lol.
[Jaggy]: Now i have to send something back.
[Ac1d]: Why Not Some of Your Cats Shit?
[Jaggy]: What About my actual cat!
[Ac1d]: No Don't
[Jaggy]: Why? Animal Rights?
[Ac1d]: No It'll Cost to much

<fiftysixer> hey, I don't think I need a password file anymore!
<fiftysixer> I can just click 'forgot password' on every site, and it'll email it to me
<fiftysixer> as long as I don't forget my email pass, I'm fine!
<fiftysixer> :)

<Silent-Shadow> there was so much blood... i feel faint
<kiyoura> Sounds like someone needs a colon cleanse
<Monica> That was what I was thinking.
<Silent-Shadow> naw, it's just my crackhairs being pulled out with the poo
<Silent-Shadow> makes me bleed all over
<Monica> I thought SS had Irritable Bowel Syndrome or some shit.
<kiyoura> I used to have the same problem, really XD
<Silent-Shadow> dude i was kidding :|

< wired> i use no protection
< wired> and im fine
<fastfinger> haha
<fastfinger> i use condoms

<kaksii> kid
<Hatebreed> kid?
<Hatebreed> nigger im 34

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<nsbgerard> i just did a fart
<nsbgerard> and it smelt like bong chambers
<yourmysin> .
<JTRipper> ...
<nsbgerard> XD
<JTRipper> why do I always enter at the akward parts of conversations?

<krackz> seriously Petrarchin i dont know why but i really hate you
<Petrarchin> I respect that krackz, it's nice to know that I can instill such a strong emotion in someone
<Petrarchin> I thought my life was meaningless but now i've left an imprint in your heart
<krackz> good for you
<krackz> dont feel to special
<krackz> i hate everyone
<Petrarchin> =(
<krackz> go back to an hero now
<xtrecate> ^^

<NoXzema> OMFG
NoXzema kicks self in head.
<Yuji1> ...Wow and he the stupidity saw it coming and he still kicked his self in the head.

<<JTRipper>> bi0, I have a riddle for you
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<JTRipper>> /quit and /part were sitting in a tree. /part fell out, who is left?
<<bi0niclez>> i dunno
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<bi0niclez>> wts teh answer
<<JTRipper>> /quit you stoopid noob :P
<<bi0niclez>> oh it's /quit
<<JTRipper>> oh well, I tried
<<bi0niclez>> im nt a noob i hav xbox 360

The best (or worst) of Zerokool500

<Zerokool500> im gonna haxor you with ms-dos
<Zerokool500> ive seen hackers the movie 3 times now, i figure that makes me a legit hacker
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<Zerokool500> why cant i get into #hackthissite lol it says i dont have a secure connection -.-
<Pragmatk> Zerokool500, probably because you don't.
<Zerokool500> my connection is secure i have zonealarm firewall lol
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<Zerokool500> i can use /tracert to see stuff
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<Zerokool500> U H4V N0 1D34 0F M1 P0W3RZ
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<Zerokool500> )|\|B4NN M3 B4 U R H4X0R3D BY TEH Z3R0K001500

<coi> hehe
<coi> i programmed an httpd such that when someone connected it pretended to be IIS-2.0
<coi> i got hell of a lot of hits

< code2004> God[ofcereal], you do seem angry alot on the forums tbh :)
< godofcereal> the forums? when am I angry on the forums?
< code2004> Probs never, you just have a sidious aura around your writing
< godofcereal> Is it because I type like this?

<anarkakari> gaming is just another, less pleasurable, form of masturbation

<mutant> to whom it may concern: My girlfriend says hi to all of HTS
<ScrAm`>lawl
<ScrAm`> mutant: my girlfriend's sitting next to me too.
<pookleblinky> ScrAm, are you sure that's safe?
<pookleblinky> I mean, what if she sees Younix?
<pookleblinky> It'll scare her on a deep psychosexual level

<pookleblinky> IncandescentLight practices that rare martial art that defeats enemies by means of deep squat thrusts
<mutant> sex?

<&sas01> My dream is to take a shit in a girl's mouth, but seriously, don't tell Sarah
<&sas01> FUCK
<&sas01> DAMN YOU ALT+TAB

***FAIL***
<russkiy> but you can encrypt md5!! with a simple md5_decrypt([string]) in php...
<russkiy> decrypt*

<Petro> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bladder; cat /dev/fridge | grep food
<Petro> in other words, brb

<wired> i always live up to my word

< AR> unnu, you know that you subconsciously have a preference of whites over blacks?
< unnu> idk AR, isnt that why it is subconscious?

<ss23> please someone
<ss23> this is meant to be a help channel...
<Nohusuro> ..
<Nohusuro> what do you need help with?
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<hkltj> this is a freiendly channel . .
<hkltj> friendly coders.
<Naib> do you have a particular coding question?
<hkltj> yes
<hkltj> i want to hack
<hkltj> e hack in internet
<Naib> less hacking talk
<hkltj> ok
<mischief> hkltj, i hear they have lots of hackers in #2,000
<hkltj> friendly chat only
<Naib> coding chat
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<hkltj> HeLP!
<hkltj> !
<hkltj> mischief hacked my PC
<hkltj> he gave a virus link chanel name
* Naib sets ban on %hkltj!*@*

<Exomnium> I tried to hack the voting system for articles on hts like in realistic 1 but they thought of that some how.

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00:06 < rippawallet> hi nietzche
00:06 < rippawallet> oh
00:06 < rippawallet> he quit
00:07 < rippawallet> i guess i havent quite got the hang of irssi yet D:

<Terminal> Kuja,
<Terminal> my ancestor
<Terminal> and your ancestor
<Terminal> are the same
<Kuja> Terminal, depends how far back you go
<Terminal> we're human.
<Neme> But not the same as mine... ;-)
<Neme> I wasn't born...
<Neme> I was SPAWNED FROM HELL!!
<Terminal> Neme, yes well, we're talking about humans
<Terminal> not freaks

<Karec> I accidentally went to Quebec at the wrong time of the summer a year ago
<Cobra> Im going to vancouver soon
<Karec> and thats how Karec accidentally attended the largest gay/lesbian festival in all of north america
<FrozenFire> Probably wasn't an accident
<Cobra> rofl!

<xenomaster> XD I took Pascal in high school
<fiftysixer> lol
<Terminal> xenomaster, I'm sorry.
<Terminal> Did they give you the rocks?
<Terminal> or did you have to go out and find them?
<xenomaster> lol
<vh04x> lol me too
<Terminal> That is what you used as a computer right?
<h4xlemur> XD

<comperr> You have just recieved the polish virus
<comperr> As the Polish have no programming experience this Virus works on the honor system.
<comperr> Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone you know.
<comperr> Thanks for your cooperation.

<Antiquae> Fuck us fuckers using fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, you fuck networks?
<Antiquae> No.
<lordofwhee> that's... odd
<Antiquae> Notice the grouping is left-to-right.
<Antiquae> So we're using IRC fucking networks.
<Antiquae> Rather, fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, so you're having intercourse with a protocol?

weekend> :o
<weekend> EvilDeshi you ware on my tv just now!
<henke37> weekend, that is your computer screen
<henke37> not a tv
<weekend> the bad guy in smallvile was called "Zod"
<weekend> he tried to end the world so he could start a new one
<lordofwhee> O.o
<henke37> not such a bad idea
<henke37> on a much smaller scale
<henke37> like a country o two
<weekend> :/
<TheRu5H> i can change the world, but they won't give me its source code
<weekend> you are thinking too small
<weekend> the way I see it
<weekend> we only need to kill off all africans and south americans
<EvilDeshi> weekend yeah
<weekend> and we would solve any potential polution problem and have more room in the world for the people left
<weekend> we might need to cancel china too
<weekend> there are just too many of them

<magikstik> my 1st blow job ever, was when I was in kindergarden

<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl

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<troika_games> lol , stop hacking my computer!

* kiyoura wants a monkey
<xelix> Why
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> ....
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.

<Student> feeling geek of the week sitting here naked on a bunk bed
<Student> chatting to IRC lusers and ignoring my chick
<Student> because I need some JS code
<krackz> LOL
<krackz> thats the way
<case|work> lol
<krackz> now call her a whore
<krackz> and slap her
<Student> spent most the night doing that

<L0ck3d> Whats telnet?

<weekend> :/
<GOD_> :/
<faith> :/
<faith> :\
<GOD_> :\
<sas01> :/
<faith> does that explain it?

<ScrAm> you're on Windows
<ScrAm> use mIRC.
<Zackfett> i tried
<Zackfett> it wouldnt work
<ScrAm> why wouldn't it?
<Zackfett> the whole use for 30 days thing
<Zackfett> apparently i had it before

<slothearn> Younix: would you be freaked out if I put my penis in a tub of popcorn then offered you some?
<Younix> kettle corn?
<slothearn> yes
<Younix> no that's fine

<<CodeWebs>> lawl
<<AznBlazin>> lol
<<AznBlazin>> what does lawl stand for anyways?

<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
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<pookleblinky> Real men love eating anything that pops out of a vagina.
<weekend> babies?

<Nietzche> man i just realized that i skipped sleeping today to make a hello world binary a tiny bit smaller

<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?

<fastfinger> your bot?
<fastfinger> what lang?
<f0rmat> english why?

<bfamredux> oh fuck me
<bfamredux> what's my NS pass =/
<bfamredux> ah yes
<bfamredux> 22 char passwords are tough to recall =/
<Kutan> Wow.
<Neme> I'mgettingitfrombehind
<Neme> is that it?

<subzero77> !help sex
<moo> When a man and a woman love eachother very much... Well they don't really have to love eachother... It doesn't even need to be a man and a woman...