<Omelette> im back bitches
<fiftysixer> AAH!!! a talking egg!
>fiftysixer finds a fork

<Truth> One day I'll buy like
<Truth> half an ounce
<Truth> and just hide buds
<Truth> around my room
<Truth> for when I'm out again
<Truth> so that whenever I'm out
<Truth> I'll clean until I find some weed
<God> lol
<Truth> and eventually my room will be sparkling

<Karec> comperr, you change your nick more then whores change partners

<LoGiCaL__> if there is a heaven it would consist of getting laid by hot chicks and sneaking around like splinter cell oh, and hacking of course lol

<DeathReaper420> hello advanced people here?
<apples> DeathReaper420, i am very advanced
<apples> i am super advanced
<apples> some people call me
<apples> advance man
<iPaddy> people also call you shouldhavebeenswallowed

<IceShaman> pan's labyrinth
<Neme> Spanish film
<IceShaman> followed by mean creek
<Neme> Body of water
<IceShaman> followed by the hustler
<IceShaman> oooooooooooh yeah
<Neme> Cock in the sofa cushions
<lordofwhee> ...
<Neme> I thought we were playing $25,000 pyramid?

<<JTRipper>> bi0, I have a riddle for you
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<JTRipper>> /quit and /part were sitting in a tree. /part fell out, who is left?
<<bi0niclez>> i dunno
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<bi0niclez>> wts teh answer
<<JTRipper>> /quit you stoopid noob :P
<<bi0niclez>> oh it's /quit
<<JTRipper>> oh well, I tried
<<bi0niclez>> im nt a noob i hav xbox 360

<scenestar> haha
<somedude> >:/
<scenestar> truth is a misarable failure
<Truth> miserable*

<Yuji1> Langley: Oh but in his world, its just too hard to view the page source and read.
<Yuji1> chrlsbowman1: Kid, just leave hacking alone until you KNOW computers.
<Langley> maybe his browser doesn't have that option ;)
<Yuji1> Dude... He can't view page source...
<chrlsbowman1> i am
<Langley> you cant
<chrlsbowman1> i no i cant
<Langley> Wtf... chrlsbowman1: RIGHTCLICK!
<Yuji1> Langley: Woah woah woah bud, thats overload for him, buffer overflow. 1 char only. lol
* Langley falls off his chair
<Yuji1> Langley: You alright? lmao
<Langley> Yujil: Let's insert some shellcode in his head - maybe shutdown? or better: killall, that'd solve it
<Yuji1> Whats RETN in ASM? The hex. We don't want him dead, for fucks sake lol.
<%BhaaL> Yuji1: dont retn, a crash is fine too

<Silent-Shadow> hahahahah lordofwhee likes man on man interaction
<lordofwhee> dude, i hit a LOT of nerves...

<Neme> I remember my first debugging experience, fondly...
<Neme> RUN MYPROG
<Neme> ERROR: LINE 60
<Neme> DELETE 60
<Neme> RUN MYPROG

<FrozenFire> Stop
<FrozenFire> Talking
<FrozenFire> On
<FrozenFire> One
<FrozenFire> Word
<FrozenFire> Per
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<FrozenFire> Line
<DaBomb> lololololololololol :P
<FrozenFire> :P

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<Myrddin> ello. :)
<Myrddin> Anyone know of a decent flv/mov/avi to .swf converter?
<Myrddin> Been searching for a few days now...
<Fenrir> ffmpeg
<mischief> youtube is good for that.
<Myrddin> Fenrir, does it do conversion??
<Myrddin> :O
<Fenrir> ffmpeg? what are you google deaf?

<phantomcircuit> apples, you enjoy penis
<apples> you betcha
<trust-no-one> lol
<trust-no-one> i second that
<phantomcircuit> trust-no-one, you also enjoy penis?
<phantomcircuit> wat
<apples> wat a homo

<godgryphon> what is anarchist stuff? cracking or something?

<pacifico> so this pedo guy jeff
<ljsmithx> I would bash his knees in then put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains across the floor
<Romnous> ljsmithx, good fantasy you got there
<ljsmithx> It is
<Romnous> you do S&M too ?

<case> if it's got a hole, it's hot
<missingRemote> u might like me then

<reZo> and kitty is on my lap atm >_>
<xenomaster> lol
<xenomaster> mine are outside
<xenomaster> i let em go, but they keep coming back.
<xenomaster> kinda like my ex wife

weekend> :o
<weekend> EvilDeshi you ware on my tv just now!
<henke37> weekend, that is your computer screen
<henke37> not a tv
<weekend> the bad guy in smallvile was called "Zod"
<weekend> he tried to end the world so he could start a new one
<lordofwhee> O.o
<henke37> not such a bad idea
<henke37> on a much smaller scale
<henke37> like a country o two
<weekend> :/
<TheRu5H> i can change the world, but they won't give me its source code
<weekend> you are thinking too small
<weekend> the way I see it
<weekend> we only need to kill off all africans and south americans
<EvilDeshi> weekend yeah
<weekend> and we would solve any potential polution problem and have more room in the world for the people left
<weekend> we might need to cancel china too
<weekend> there are just too many of them

<overscore> It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu!

<Student> feeling geek of the week sitting here naked on a bunk bed
<Student> chatting to IRC lusers and ignoring my chick
<Student> because I need some JS code
<krackz> LOL
<krackz> thats the way
<case|work> lol
<krackz> now call her a whore
<krackz> and slap her
<Student> spent most the night doing that

<obnauticus> Dude, if you rape a chick with your proptery in her vagina, can you say it's legal because you were trying to get whatever she put up there with your penis?
<ScrAm> of course.

<L0ck3d> Whats telnet?

<slothearn> Younix: would you be freaked out if I put my penis in a tub of popcorn then offered you some?
<Younix> kettle corn?
<slothearn> yes
<Younix> no that's fine

<IceShaman> yes Marco, I like younguns that's right
<IceShaman> I rape children
<IceShaman> and eat babies
<carlzenox> O_O
<IceShaman> anyone of you got kids?
<IceShaman> guess I'll skip breakfast
<carlzenox> i do!
<derek> triple b's? big black babies?
<weekend> now now.. eating babies doesn't have anything to do with rape
<weekend> they are just.. tasty

<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<Zackfett> lol

<Rijnzael> .wik scourge of the earth
<MrWiki> "The relational database management system (RDBMS) officially called Oracle Database (and commonly referred to as Oracle RDBMS or simply as Oracle) has become a major presence in database computing." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scourge_of_the_earth

<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
* hacker5564 (hacker5564@HTS-7DF48AD4.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)

<pookleblinky> Real men love eating anything that pops out of a vagina.
<weekend> babies?

<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?

* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 with a cock
<Erendis42> how about the real thing?
<Erendis42> i'm waiting
* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 around with a real cock
<iPaddy> lmao Erendis42 wtf
<Erendis42> idk i'm just half asleep
<Hitekrednek> wait.. whose is this?
* Hitekrednek drops
<Erendis42> lol!
<iPaddy> haha i dont know why but i actually giggle over you
<Tiksi> awwwww
<Tiksi> it can love

<HTSUser31746> listen i know with experince, if people think you can hack they will give you alot of respect and girls will like u

* fastfinger gets an errection
<theodor> fastfinger how do you do that?

// Zeus is trying to install Ubuntu.
<Zeus> Would windows 95 have enough memory?
<Zeus> my ME OS is f'ed up anyways
<nazgjunk> wtf.
<Stoney> Zeus, it has nothing to do with windows
<nazgjunk> your operating system doesn't have memory
<nazgjunk> your computer does
<metalslug> ...
<Zeus> how can i fix that?

<Monica> Let me tell you a story, son.
<Monica> It's about two kitties.
<mutant> oh god
<Monica> The story will help you relax.
<Monica> Oh...
<mutant> are they on a cloud?
<Monica> Mutant, WTF are you doing in here?
<Monica> Yes, the kitties are on a cloud.
<mutant> ;_;
<Monica> Mutant, are you cheating on HackThisSite with HH?
<mutant> XD
<Monica> I don't believe in open relationships, Mutant.

<doob> IceShaman, C++ is low level programming
<doob> you want easy coding, go for high level shit like PHP or java

<Hiphopopotamus> I hate going outside. The yellow face...it burnsss usss....

<pookleblinky> It is that time of night when we forget who we are and why we are here.
<pookleblinky> And where our pants have gone

<kiyoura> SS is the
<kiyoura> umm
<kiyoura> I know's he's watching
<kiyoura> so ima say
<kiyoura> sysadmin

<bren2010> I noticed the u and i were next to each other just now.

<faith[c0de]> comperr, and can you delete a few columns? last_post, restrict_post, warn_lastwarn?
<faith[c0de]> unless someone's going to use that =P
<e8newallm> Comperr, I want +v on #care!
<faith[c0de]> e8newallm, what are you doing here?
<faith[c0de]> oh shit, this isn't staff

<death> ar - type in /quote quit with the stupid answers
<AR> death, it says "cannot quit with quote"
<death> hmm
<death> why client are you using?
<AR> xchat
<death> odd
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<Lanny> hi yall, join #rpgame for some time wasting
<Lanny> do it now
...leads too....
-->| YOU (nsbgerard) have joined #rpgame
<Lanny> hi yall
*ChanServ* You must be a channel operator to register the channel.
<Lanny> ok here is what we do
<nsbgerard> can you please +o me
<Lanny> how?
=-= Mode #RPGame +o nsbgerard by Lanny
<nsbgerard> ty
*ChanServ* Channel #rpgame registered under your nickname: nsbgerard
=-= Mode #RPGame +ntr by ChanServ
=-= Mode #RPGame +q nsbgerard by ChanServ
=-= Mode #RPGame +b *!ya@*.socal.res.rr.com by nsbgerard
=-= Lanny was booted from #rpgame by YOU (nsbgerard)
<nsbgerard> ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL

* johnnyboy found moo!!!
<krackz> ?!
<krackz> where
<johnnyboy> in #m,0,0
<krackz> rele
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<Neme> before the Windows95 OS paradigm, there was DOS, and it was good...but you didn't have POWAH until you swapped the command.com out for a 4DOS command interpreter ;-)
<Neme> 4DOS FTW!
<Neme> FDFORMAT!
<Neme> Shuffle those lines around your autoexec.bat and config.sys to squeeze every last possible byte of conventional memory out of your box!
<Neme> And on the 6th day, there was QEMM
<Neme> And with it, stealth mode...and it was good
<Neme> And then some asshat released Stacker...
<Kuja> o.0
<Kuja> how could you move lines about in config.sys 0.o
<Neme> execution order played a part in memory consumption
<Kuja> but uhh... isn't config.sys a binary?
<Neme> get HIMEM.SYS loaded and change every subsequent DEVICE statement to a DEVICEHIGH directive!
<Neme> no, it's a text file
<Kuja> oh
<Neme> system device drivers & other TSRs went in there
<Phate> You scare me Neme

<AzuiSleet> will my CPR license be revoked if I blow a victim's ass?

<nsbgerard> rtfm
<abovetherim> dats not a command in windows

<Phate> yo nivek
<Phate> that chick sounds hot
<Phate> hook me up bro
<oohal> who?
<Phate> some chick he lives with
<nivek> Phate..
<nivek> thats my mother

<hank00k> how does it feel to get spamed
<hank00k> by a bot
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* littlegreenguy sets up webcam and teledildonics
<littlegreenguy> oh wait....
<oohal> teledildonics...
<oohal> :\
<Truth> Dildonics is a term that should not exist.