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#3522
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< Ninjex> I should be heading out as well
< Ninjex> Gotta be up in 6hrs
< mShred> it's the morning
< mShred> you trippin
< Ninjex> I work nights foo
< mShred> dude, my weekend starts in like 8 hours
< Ninjex> So what are you suggesting
< weekend> "your" weekend
< Ninjex> I call out of work
< mShred> teehee
< mShred> mabad weekend
< weekend> we're not exclusive you know, we never talked about that sort of thing
< rained> LOL
< weekend> you don't OWN me
< mShred> i sorry bb
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<Blanky> !help real 15
<moo> remember to check the source of a page you might not think to view the source of..(note: this page might be considered 'hidden' but it's easily accessible though the web GUI)
<z3r0fir3> real 15 is a bitch >_>
<Blanky> moo tell me an F*CKING zip archives crack program
<moo> google it you lazy cunt
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< case> oh ur trans e3cb?
< Kage> missingRemote, it scares me, too. :/
< Kage> case, you seriously just now realized that?
< case> well it's the internet
< Kage> Like, fo reel real and not fo plai play?
< case> no1 ever told Me
<Deshi> lol
< Kage> She's only mentioned it like.. I'unno.. so many times that it would overflow an integer counter into the negatives.
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{ Kage} Dude, those chicks' nipples are longer than slothearn's dick
{ Kage} Which isn't saying much
{ Kage} But still
[ slothearn] it says a lot for nipples
{ Kage} FUCK, those are nasty
{ Kage} slothearn, considering you're, what, 1" erect?
{ Kage} Yeah, I guess a little
[ slothearn] depends on the temperature
[ slothearn] with enough thermal expansion I can get 1"
[ slothearn] otherwise it's a few mm
[ slothearn] metric and all
[ slothearn] but in the cold my dick is so small that even observing it would change its state
{ Kage} Hahahahaha
{ Kage} Nicely done
{ Kage} slothearn, place it in the LHC, they'll get some nice camwhore pics for you to post
[ slothearn] indeed
{ Kage} "What's that spec in this spectrograph?" "That's the left teste"
[ slothearn] they could slam my cock into other quantum particles
[ slothearn] and read the defraction patterns
{ Kage} slothearn, that's about the only chance you'll have of slamming your cock into anything
#854
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<hackerj> wait im not glined am i
#420
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<Mac> can i brute force real 1 ?
#452
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<<JTRipper>> bi0, I have a riddle for you
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<JTRipper>> /quit and /part were sitting in a tree. /part fell out, who is left?
<<bi0niclez>> i dunno
<<PaCkEtPiRaTe>> lol
<<bi0niclez>> wts teh answer
<<JTRipper>> /quit you stoopid noob :P
<<bi0niclez>> oh it's /quit
<<JTRipper>> oh well, I tried
<<bi0niclez>> im nt a noob i hav xbox 360
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xtwitchx: RoMeO... why is my girlfriend on your to-do list?
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<mutant> to whom it may concern: My girlfriend says hi to all of HTS
<ScrAm`>lawl
<ScrAm`> mutant: my girlfriend's sitting next to me too.
<pookleblinky> ScrAm, are you sure that's safe?
<pookleblinky> I mean, what if she sees Younix?
<pookleblinky> It'll scare her on a deep psychosexual level
#1367
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<pookleblinky> IncandescentLight practices that rare martial art that defeats enemies by means of deep squat thrusts
<mutant> sex?
#93
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< fastfinger> ya irc is for dickheads
< fastfinger> who use abbrivation like lol jk
< Saphirus> lol
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<FrozenFire> Stop
<FrozenFire> Talking
<FrozenFire> On
<FrozenFire> One
<FrozenFire> Word
<FrozenFire> Per
=-= FrozenFire was booted from #help by HTS-Bot (Stop flooding!)
-->| FrozenFire (agent@NSA.gov) has joined #help
<FrozenFire> Line
<DaBomb> lololololololololol :P
<FrozenFire> :P
#2988
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<RaineD> taranchala, urbandefine one trick
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#234
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<Exomnium> I tried to hack the voting system for articles on hts like in realistic 1 but they thought of that some how.
#243
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<FrozenFire> aren't there two db's? One for ...?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> Are they on the same server?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> mmk
<Silent-Shadow> and they can't access each other
<FrozenFire> But changing the pass for one will do both right?
<FrozenFire> Or not.
<FrozenFire> SHH
<FrozenFire> Stupid question.
<FrozenFire> lol
<Silent-Shadow> rofl
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(12:36:57 AM) DeZ_666: wait wait
(12:36:58 AM) DeZ_666: wait
(12:37:01 AM) DeZ_666: WOOT NO HTS BOT
(12:37:07 AM) DeZ_666: ANARCHY WINS!
(12:37:07 AM) HTS-Bot [bot@hackthissite.org] entered the room.
(12:37:07 AM) mode (+ao HTS-Bot HTS-Bot) by HTS-Bot
(12:37:09 AM) DeZ_666: fuck.
#787
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<Fenris> What's a segmentation fault mean?
<lolage> It means it's your fault that your segmentation has ceased to be.
<Neme> GoogleIt
<Neme> (tm)
<Fenris> <.<
<Fenris> Idiots
<Neme> Fenris, rather than typing out expansive paragraphs explaining the fundamentals of operating system memory management, I can simply direct you to Google and save this poor channel from an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> oh wait
<Neme> this channel *IS* an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> my bad O_o
<Fenris> Haha ^_^
<Fenris> It's basically just a function that calls itself indefinately though
<Rijnzael> o rely
<Neme> see :-) GoogleIt and you learn :-)
* Neme snickers
<Neme> this is just another example of why I <3 you people
<Neme> Go forth and conquor, Fenris
<Fenris> Hah
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<s1Nn3r> what is the unix command for cd
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weekend> :o
<weekend> EvilDeshi you ware on my tv just now!
<henke37> weekend, that is your computer screen
<henke37> not a tv
<weekend> the bad guy in smallvile was called "Zod"
<weekend> he tried to end the world so he could start a new one
<lordofwhee> O.o
<henke37> not such a bad idea
<henke37> on a much smaller scale
<henke37> like a country o two
<weekend> :/
<TheRu5H> i can change the world, but they won't give me its source code
<weekend> you are thinking too small
<weekend> the way I see it
<weekend> we only need to kill off all africans and south americans
<EvilDeshi> weekend yeah
<weekend> and we would solve any potential polution problem and have more room in the world for the people left
<weekend> we might need to cancel china too
<weekend> there are just too many of them
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<`Cobra> I put a condom over my ethernet port when I was 12... My dad said you used a condom for protection..
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* kiyoura wants a monkey
<xelix> Why
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> ....
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.
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<apples> man i really enjoy deleting files
<apples> it would be cool if i could be a professional file deleter
<apples> like go around on people's computers and delete a bunch of things
<apples> so they have free space
<apples> i would call myself delete king
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<Student> feeling geek of the week sitting here naked on a bunk bed
<Student> chatting to IRC lusers and ignoring my chick
<Student> because I need some JS code
<krackz> LOL
<krackz> thats the way
<case|work> lol
<krackz> now call her a whore
<krackz> and slap her
<Student> spent most the night doing that
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<crazor> check out the hot pussy
<amarja> where
* Wyrmkill sets ban on crazor!*crazor@539A65FD.9A336D83.F2BF0A84.IP
* Wyrmkill sets ban on amarja!*amarja@yourmums.house.com
* Wyrmkill has kicked amarja from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
* Wyrmkill has kicked crazor from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
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(3/16/09 01:01:08P) [ Tiberius] kage when i get my bar number can i represent HTS? :D
(3/16/09 01:01:14P) [&weekend] not if in those 3 years time you find out that what you realy want to do is a 5 year plan
(3/16/09 01:01:36P) [ Tiberius] 3 years of lawschool right?
[3/16/09 01:01:40P] { Kage} Tiberius, Is trolling allowed in US courts?
(3/16/09 01:01:46P) [&weekend] it is not
(3/16/09 01:01:47P) [ Tiberius] LOL
[3/16/09 01:01:49P] { Kage} Then no
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<Kahdloc> hmm. hard to find good chick walpapers.
<lilith> yeah never quite know how thin to slice them
<Kahdloc> ....huh?
<lilith> wallpapering rooms with chicks?
<lilith> first you have to pluck them and then its the whole slicing and deboning thing
<lilith> otherwise it just gets this ugly little jabby effect all over the walls
<TheLostOne> sarcastic cunt
<Kahdloc> yeah, the skin's hard to extract.
<Kahdloc> it's delicate work for sure.
<TheLostOne> omg..
<Kahdloc> and it takes /forever/. one chick only covers maybe 6 square inches
<Kahdloc> and that's on the high side.
<TheLostOne> lmao...
<Kahdloc> for a full room, you're looking at several hundred. maybe thousands
<Kahdloc> the blood does make a nice paint though.
<TheLostOne> well it cuts down on overpopulation huh?
<Kahdloc> a little i guess
<TheLostOne> haha
<TheLostOne> someone needs to quote this
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<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<Zackfett> lol
#840
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<Rijnzael> .wik scourge of the earth
<MrWiki> "The relational database management system (RDBMS) officially called Oracle Database (and commonly referred to as Oracle RDBMS or simply as Oracle) has become a major presence in database computing." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scourge_of_the_earth
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#comment: Talking about AC-DC
<anshu89> bt why does angus young wear underwear on stage performance?doesn't he hv enough money?
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<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...
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17:16 -!- Tiksi [tiksi@DarkVirus.org] has quit [Input/output error]
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17:17 < Tiksi> as I was saying
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<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?
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mutant: this is my impression of apples
mutant: fuck you fucking fag.. fuckin noob .. learn to fucking read
mutant: and this is karec
mutant: sorry
mutant: my
mutant: keyboard
mutant: is
mutant: fucked
mutant: all
mutant: to
mutant: hell
mutant: and this one is xelix
mutant: >_>
mutant: <_<
mutant: hai newfags
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* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 with a cock
<Erendis42> how about the real thing?
<Erendis42> i'm waiting
* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 around with a real cock
<iPaddy> lmao Erendis42 wtf
<Erendis42> idk i'm just half asleep
<Hitekrednek> wait.. whose is this?
* Hitekrednek drops
<Erendis42> lol!
<iPaddy> haha i dont know why but i actually giggle over you
<Tiksi> awwwww
<Tiksi> it can love
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<bfamredux> oh fuck me
<bfamredux> what's my NS pass =/
<bfamredux> ah yes
<bfamredux> 22 char passwords are tough to recall =/
<Kutan> Wow.
<Neme> I'mgettingitfrombehind
<Neme> is that it?
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<subzero77> !help sex
<moo> When a man and a woman love eachother very much... Well they don't really have to love eachother... It doesn't even need to be a man and a woman...
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<HTSUser31746> listen i know with experince, if people think you can hack they will give you alot of respect and girls will like u
#263
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<moo> Proper grammar helps you get laid
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<evilbot> !help sex
<moo> sex is for people with social skills not for bots.
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<pthug> didn't even realise hts had an irc server :p
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<pookleblinky> It is that time of night when we forget who we are and why we are here.
<pookleblinky> And where our pants have gone
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[05:19] <magikstik> im fucking a broke poor ass jew, probably one of few
[05:19] <magikstik> and not proud
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<KeroKira> I felt special for a minute
<Deceit> You'll feel that way 14 more times in your life ;)
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<kiyoura> SS is the
<kiyoura> umm
<kiyoura> I know's he's watching
<kiyoura> so ima say
<kiyoura> sysadmin
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<C_remember> Whats up guys?
<fleat> Who the fuck are you ?
<C_remember> i used to be pretty active on the site a while back
<fleat> rly.. were you about when xec96 was about, is it true he's leet?
<C_remember> eh yeah at this moment in time hes teaching FBI Prison inmates how to hack!
<fleat> can he do that?
<C_remember> oh yeah, its all part of his communtiy service
<C_remember> reaching out to all the noobs in prison
<fleat> Yanks, bang a guyy up for hacking and then gets him to teach it !
<C_remember> are you for real ?
<wardead> lol this is why im on here once a bluemoon
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<faith[c0de]> comperr, and can you delete a few columns? last_post, restrict_post, warn_lastwarn?
<faith[c0de]> unless someone's going to use that =P
<e8newallm> Comperr, I want +v on #care!
<faith[c0de]> e8newallm, what are you doing here?
<faith[c0de]> oh shit, this isn't staff
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<pacifico> ONOES
<pacifico> BOTNET?
<pacifico> or just gay nicks?
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<death> ar - type in /quote quit with the stupid answers
<AR> death, it says "cannot quit with quote"
<death> hmm
<death> why client are you using?
<AR> xchat
<death> odd
* death has quit (Quit: with the stupid answers)
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* johnnyboy found moo!!!
<krackz> ?!
<krackz> where
<johnnyboy> in #m,0,0
<krackz> rele
* krackz (krax@HTSUser-9B517804.ipt.aol.com) has left #help (Left all channels)
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<Neme> before the Windows95 OS paradigm, there was DOS, and it was good...but you didn't have POWAH until you swapped the command.com out for a 4DOS command interpreter ;-)
<Neme> 4DOS FTW!
<Neme> FDFORMAT!
<Neme> Shuffle those lines around your autoexec.bat and config.sys to squeeze every last possible byte of conventional memory out of your box!
<Neme> And on the 6th day, there was QEMM
<Neme> And with it, stealth mode...and it was good
<Neme> And then some asshat released Stacker...
<Kuja> o.0
<Kuja> how could you move lines about in config.sys 0.o
<Neme> execution order played a part in memory consumption
<Kuja> but uhh... isn't config.sys a binary?
<Neme> get HIMEM.SYS loaded and change every subsequent DEVICE statement to a DEVICEHIGH directive!
<Neme> no, it's a text file
<Kuja> oh
<Neme> system device drivers & other TSRs went in there
<Phate> You scare me Neme
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