<%xelix> [Alteros@core xchatlogs]$ grep -P "(button|comperr|NameChangingWhore|satan|alias)" * | grep -P "(idea|Idea)" | echo "comperr had `wc -l` ideas."
<%xelix> comperr had 35 ideas.
<%xelix> lawl

<helpme> can someone help me, my linux is fucking up, it says that the xserver isnt configured properly so it cant start x
<helpme> somebody before gave me a command that fixed it last time, once i typed in the command it walked me through setting up my screen and some other shit, does anyone know what this command might be?
<Kuja> that command?
<Kuja> rm -rf /
<Kuja> ?
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<kiyoura> PUSH TO STABLE
<kiyoura> SOMEONE
<Kage[Work]> PUSH YOUR FACE
<Kage[Work]> ONTO MY MANGINA
<kiyoura> PUSH YOUR DICK
<Kage[Work]> INTO YOUR MOM
<kiyoura> INTO MY MOUTH
<kiyoura> woah
<Kage[Work]> kiyoura, you gay or something? :O
<kiyoura> woaaah
<kiyoura> I meant your mouth...or ..ermm
<kiyoura> crap

[21:21:47] <Ziandia> Your approving the use of Visual Basic!?
[21:21:57] <reZo> visual basics is great for a newbie programmer
[21:22:14] <reZo> it's a great start, and gives you a great head start knowledge for the win32 api
[21:22:18] * Ziandia sets mode: -o reZo

<+Kage> marko/st, I just fucked my girlfriend
<+Kage> Her pussy feels 1000000x better than a hand
< marko/st> Kage, you slut
< Fenrir> Wait a minute, you were at the keyboard, had sex, then came back to tell people?
<+Kage> Fenrir, it was a quicky. She had a quick moment free from WoW, wanted some nookie

<Nintendo64> kool that I beat real 2 eh
<Nintendo64> I'm gonna try using that on other places
<Nintendo64> and it will be real hacking

<AR> seriously guys, lets stop fighting with each other. We need to band together and attack easterbunny.
<easterbunny> >.>

<Ykstort> archaios, well
<Ykstort> not really
<Ykstort> i mean
<archaios> Ykstort, whatever you're going to say
<archaios> it's wrong

Hackthissite's Theme Song
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

<spaux> Kage, phabricator should update on cron, theres a bash script in the documentation
<spaux> Our phabricator is already out of date :P
<Kage> You told me to put Phabricator in our own git
<Kage> So how would that work?
<spaux> you can have more than one remote
<spaux> git remote add source git@github.com:facebook/phabricator.git
<spaux> git pull source master --threeway
<fas> lol
<fas> THREEWAY
<Kage> IT'S NOT GAY
<Kage> I'll call the cron script helicopterDick.sh
<fas> Kage++
<spaux> awww shiiiiiit

< wired> i use no protection
< wired> and im fine
<fastfinger> haha
<fastfinger> i use condoms

<kaksii> kid
<Hatebreed> kid?
<Hatebreed> nigger im 34

<NoXzema> OMFG
NoXzema kicks self in head.
<Yuji1> ...Wow and he the stupidity saw it coming and he still kicked his self in the head.

[00:55] <Younix> what is people
[00:55] <Younix> your != you're
[00:55] <Younix> LEARN GRAMMAR NOW
....
[00:56] <source> More then likely, it's the former
[00:56] <Younix> than*
[00:56] <Younix> mr. grammar.
[00:56] <source> grammer*
[00:56] <Younix> right.
[00:56] <Younix> dictionary plz.
[00:56] <source> please*

<coi> hehe
<coi> i programmed an httpd such that when someone connected it pretended to be IIS-2.0
<coi> i got hell of a lot of hits

<Yuji1> Langley: Oh but in his world, its just too hard to view the page source and read.
<Yuji1> chrlsbowman1: Kid, just leave hacking alone until you KNOW computers.
<Langley> maybe his browser doesn't have that option ;)
<Yuji1> Dude... He can't view page source...
<chrlsbowman1> i am
<Langley> you cant
<chrlsbowman1> i no i cant
<Langley> Wtf... chrlsbowman1: RIGHTCLICK!
<Yuji1> Langley: Woah woah woah bud, thats overload for him, buffer overflow. 1 char only. lol
* Langley falls off his chair
<Yuji1> Langley: You alright? lmao
<Langley> Yujil: Let's insert some shellcode in his head - maybe shutdown? or better: killall, that'd solve it
<Yuji1> Whats RETN in ASM? The hex. We don't want him dead, for fucks sake lol.
<%BhaaL> Yuji1: dont retn, a crash is fine too

<Outo-Lint> The certificate expired on 25.3.2015 1:59. The current time is 25.3.2015 12:35.
<RasmusBeck> ya
* rained shrugs
<rained> That's what I thought
<RasmusBeck> 'tis approximately as expired as yer mum
<rained> !help mom
<&moo> nothing found

<comperr> I'm like god
<fiftysixer> o rly...
<comperr> you can ask - but the answer might be no
<fiftysixer> ROFL

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<&sas01> My dream is to take a shit in a girl's mouth, but seriously, don't tell Sarah
<&sas01> FUCK
<&sas01> DAMN YOU ALT+TAB

<Petro> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bladder; cat /dev/fridge | grep food
<Petro> in other words, brb

<Terminal> tasty sense of humor
<Neme> I do my best
<Neme> Though it usually results in charges of pedophilia

* Neme is away [Smoke]
* xenomaster is glad he quit smoking
* Zod goes to smoke double for xenomaster
<xenomaster> well...i stopped smoking cigs at least
<Do_The_Jew> he smokes pole
<xenomaster> pole != the bowl
<weekend> lies
<weekend> I mean
<weekend> no lies
<weekend> .. cary on
<xenomaster> ROFL

<Neme> I remember my first debugging experience, fondly...
<Neme> RUN MYPROG
<Neme> ERROR: LINE 60
<Neme> DELETE 60
<Neme> RUN MYPROG

<ss23> please someone
<ss23> this is meant to be a help channel...
<Nohusuro> ..
<Nohusuro> what do you need help with?
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<Exomnium> I tried to hack the voting system for articles on hts like in realistic 1 but they thought of that some how.

<FrozenFire> aren't there two db's? One for ...?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> Are they on the same server?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> mmk
<Silent-Shadow> and they can't access each other
<FrozenFire> But changing the pass for one will do both right?
<FrozenFire> Or not.
<FrozenFire> SHH
<FrozenFire> Stupid question.
<FrozenFire> lol
<Silent-Shadow> rofl

<NightQuest> I'm on an Ubuntu livecd, burning a fedora core livecd

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00:06 < rippawallet> hi nietzche
00:06 < rippawallet> oh
00:06 < rippawallet> he quit
00:07 < rippawallet> i guess i havent quite got the hang of irssi yet D:

<phantomcircuit> apples, you enjoy penis
<apples> you betcha
<trust-no-one> lol
<trust-no-one> i second that
<phantomcircuit> trust-no-one, you also enjoy penis?
<phantomcircuit> wat
<apples> wat a homo

<xenomaster> XD I took Pascal in high school
<fiftysixer> lol
<Terminal> xenomaster, I'm sorry.
<Terminal> Did they give you the rocks?
<Terminal> or did you have to go out and find them?
<xenomaster> lol
<vh04x> lol me too
<Terminal> That is what you used as a computer right?
<h4xlemur> XD

<slonzor> i used to have a lot for web design
<slonzor> backend stuff though
<xeno[Burning]> i tried that
<xeno[Burning]> my wife said no

<E8newallm> Can you rape me anyway

<comperr> You have just recieved the polish virus
<comperr> As the Polish have no programming experience this Virus works on the honor system.
<comperr> Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone you know.
<comperr> Thanks for your cooperation.

<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ruth> Hahahaha
<ruth> yeah
<ietzche> hahaha
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3

weekend> :o
<weekend> EvilDeshi you ware on my tv just now!
<henke37> weekend, that is your computer screen
<henke37> not a tv
<weekend> the bad guy in smallvile was called "Zod"
<weekend> he tried to end the world so he could start a new one
<lordofwhee> O.o
<henke37> not such a bad idea
<henke37> on a much smaller scale
<henke37> like a country o two
<weekend> :/
<TheRu5H> i can change the world, but they won't give me its source code
<weekend> you are thinking too small
<weekend> the way I see it
<weekend> we only need to kill off all africans and south americans
<EvilDeshi> weekend yeah
<weekend> and we would solve any potential polution problem and have more room in the world for the people left
<weekend> we might need to cancel china too
<weekend> there are just too many of them

<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl

* kiyoura wants a monkey
<xelix> Why
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> ....
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.

<krackz> someone should make a assembler called organised assembly
<krackz> or ORGASM

<IceShaman> who is this THEY
<IceShaman> there's always some mysterious they that ruin all the fun in the land!
<HG> whoever moderates it
<Slothearn> IceShaman, them?
<HG> because i submitted some
<HG> something like
<HG> <Wells> hts sucks, vote me up if you agree
<HG> and it never appeared

<obnauticus> Dude, if you rape a chick with your proptery in her vagina, can you say it's legal because you were trying to get whatever she put up there with your penis?
<ScrAm> of course.

<crazor> check out the hot pussy
<amarja> where
* Wyrmkill sets ban on crazor!*crazor@539A65FD.9A336D83.F2BF0A84.IP
* Wyrmkill sets ban on amarja!*amarja@yourmums.house.com
* Wyrmkill has kicked amarja from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
* Wyrmkill has kicked crazor from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)

<TheMindRapist> Seth_Hikaru, I think my computer is infected though
<TheMindRapist> It's been going really slow
<TheMindRapist> And I have 14 anti-virus programs installed
<TheMindRapist> Somehow I'm still being infected

[00:35] <moonloghtkiller> I'm looking at the hex editor and I see nothing that even resembles RBR values
[00:35] <source> sucks bro
[00:36] <source> should try using a jpeg editor to open the file
[00:36] <source> srsly
...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> k i just opened it with a JPEG editor and changed the RBG values but...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> Nada
[00:41] <source> moonloghtkiller, dude, lawl.
[00:41] <source> epic troll or epic fail on my part
[00:42] <source> I have no clue what the fuck you were talking about, I just thought a jpeg editor would come in handy

<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...

<slokenafk> e3cb I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
<slokenafk> YOU.....
* e3cb gives you a bone
<e3cb> Done deal

<fastfinger> your bot?
<fastfinger> what lang?
<f0rmat> english why?

[21:26] <hack> Ok
[21:26] <hack> From now on
[21:26] <hack> everday
[21:26] <hack> we are going to gline one user off the server
[21:26] <hack> until it is just me left
[21:26] <_1> L0L
[21:26] <hack> kinda like that island
[21:26] <hack> I'm holding open voting sessions tommorow
[21:27] <hack> but, tonight, you can cast your early votes
[21:27] <_1> i saw we gline bottle of juice
[21:27] <hack> ok
[21:27] <hack> I vote _1
[21:27] <_1> :(
[21:28] <hack> now, keep in mind, I can;'t be voted for
[21:28] * _1 is now known as _3
[21:28] <hack> LMAO

<HTSUser31746> listen i know with experince, if people think you can hack they will give you alot of respect and girls will like u

<OCR> hi could anyone spare me some time to tell me how i would sniff the routers/modems i have hacked ?
<OCR> anyone ?
<AR> ok
<AR> you take the router
<AR> get your face real close
<AR> inhale
<OCR> nice
<OCR> can i connect it to my network with hamachi and sniff with cain & able?