<%xelix> [Alteros@core xchatlogs]$ grep -P "(button|comperr|NameChangingWhore|satan|alias)" * | grep -P "(idea|Idea)" | echo "comperr had `wc -l` ideas."
<%xelix> comperr had 35 ideas.
<%xelix> lawl

+Itaku: i think my computer has good protection
+Itaku: cuz i got a trojan condom as my wallpaper

[20:25] <Zackfett> http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7581/nimpproof.png
[20:25] <Deceit> Zackfett, the only thing that proves is you are gay for using Vista
[20:26] <Zackfett> im not using vista
[20:26] <Zackfett> its xp with a vista theme
[20:27] <Deceit> Zackfett, that's like saying "I'm not gay, I just have this huge thing shaped like a dick in my ass to prevent me from shitting myself."
[20:28] <Zackfett> ...
[20:28] <Deceit> The proper thing to do was to engage me in a debate about whether Vista is actually a bad OS
[20:28] <Zackfett> well it is
[20:28] <Deceit> Prove it
[20:28] <Zackfett> it sucks cock
[20:28] <Deceit> No
[20:28] <Zackfett> but it looks pretty good
[20:28] <Deceit> Why does it suck?
[20:29] <Zackfett> its microsoft for one,
[20:29] <Deceit> See, you have no idea
[20:29] <Deceit> Oh
[20:29] <Deceit> Just because it's microsoft
<Zackfett> and deciet who are you to call me gay for liking a visual theme from a failed os, and using it on a decent one?
<Zackfett> yeah, now _you_ have no idea.
<Deceit> I never said I had one
<Deceit> In fact, that's the reason I said you should have called me out on it
<Deceit> Because I have no clue
<Deceit> Of course, looks kind of lame to do it now
<Deceit> After I tell you to
<Deceit> And after you can't tell me why it sucks

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<Yuji1> fiftysixer: Let me guess, two guys with butts together? (56) or a guy behind a guy?
<fiftysixer> it's a five and a six
<apples> lmao
<Otixa> XD
<fiftysixer> but since your mind seems to be automatically making homosexual assumptions,
<fiftysixer> the answer is NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU
<fiftysixer> >.<
* Otixa chuckles
<Otixa> Pwnt.
<Yuji1> ...*cries*

{ Kage} Dude, those chicks' nipples are longer than slothearn's dick
{ Kage} Which isn't saying much
{ Kage} But still
[ slothearn] it says a lot for nipples
{ Kage} FUCK, those are nasty
{ Kage} slothearn, considering you're, what, 1" erect?
{ Kage} Yeah, I guess a little
[ slothearn] depends on the temperature
[ slothearn] with enough thermal expansion I can get 1"
[ slothearn] otherwise it's a few mm
[ slothearn] metric and all
[ slothearn] but in the cold my dick is so small that even observing it would change its state
{ Kage} Hahahahaha
{ Kage} Nicely done
{ Kage} slothearn, place it in the LHC, they'll get some nice camwhore pics for you to post
[ slothearn] indeed
{ Kage} "What's that spec in this spectrograph?" "That's the left teste"
[ slothearn] they could slam my cock into other quantum particles
[ slothearn] and read the defraction patterns
{ Kage} slothearn, that's about the only chance you'll have of slamming your cock into anything

<jgr__> I'm so sick of this sopa/pipa shit
<percom> same
<@weekend> dif
<percom> haha, did you just get the announcement on freenode?
<jgr__> Yeah :)
<jgr__> Pretty sure congress isn't intersted in passing it as is
<jgr__> So all these nerds are crying over nothing
<percom> XD
<@weekend> sopa?
<jgr__> mm
<@weekend> seems more like they aren't interested in passing it as is because of the crying nerds
<TCD> our tears kill legislation
<TCD> or cure politics w/e
<@weekend> "this is congressman wutevar, my computer is not working can you put me through with IT" "k congressman wutevar, putting on IT" "IT here, have you tried turning it on and off again?" "yes" "have you tried rejecting the SOPA bill?" "no" "our logs show thats where the problem is"
<jgr__> lol

<godofcereal> you can only do a run by if your lucky
<redice> i used to be in new york
redice> the gangsta place
<godofcereal> a drive by would get you stuck in traffic
<redice> hahahah so fucking true

<Neme> pacifico, next year for CCon I'll bring more than one of my pieces of she-candy, for you boys to have a bit o' fun with
<@pacifico> rofl
<@pacifico> ok
<Neme> odds are none of them will get naked with you, but it'd be fun nonetheless

<fiftysixer> hey, I don't think I need a password file anymore!
<fiftysixer> I can just click 'forgot password' on every site, and it'll email it to me
<fiftysixer> as long as I don't forget my email pass, I'm fine!
<fiftysixer> :)

* Monica plays with Photoshop.
* mutant plays with.. no.. i wont make that joke
* seth_slade plays with illustrator.
<seth_slade> OH I GET IT.
<Monica> You two are the same age.
<seth_slade> ?
<Monica> Have fun playing with each other.
<Monica> Hold hands.
<Monica> Come on.
<mutant> monica.. oh dear gawd no
* seth_slade bumps fists.
<Monica> SHIT...this would be child pornography.
<Monica> You two are under 18.
<mutant> XD
<seth_slade> and YOU influenced us to do it
<seth_slade> SHAME.
<Deceit> :\
<Deceit> I go away for 3 minutes
<mutant> XD
<Deceit> And I come back to CP
<Deceit> And I don't see links

<fastfinger> hts is getting homo again
* krackz licks fastfingers neck
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13:20 < snking> damm, you guys aint easy
13:20 < mischief> snking: your mother is.
13:20 < snking> I know

<FrozenFire> I have an explanation as to why the US is failing in Iraq
<FrozenFire> Here's how it goes:
<FrozenFire> There was once a fly
<FrozenFire> Who was sitting on the floor of a barn
<FrozenFire> He found a large pile of shit
<FrozenFire> And gorged and gorged
<FrozenFire> Until he could gorge no more
<FrozenFire> He became so fat after eating the cowdung
<FrozenFire> That he could no longer fly
<FrozenFire> He couldn't lift off
<FrozenFire> However
<FrozenFire> He noticed a pitchfork leaning against a wall of the barn
<FrozenFire> He thought to himself: "Maybe, if I climb to the top of that pitchfork, and jump off, I can fly before I hit the ground"
<FrozenFire> So he climbed up the pitchfork
<FrozenFire> And jumped off the top.
<FrozenFire> He tried to fly, but failed.
<FrozenFire> He ended up splatting on the floor.
<FrozenFire> And that is why the US is failing in Iraq. They do not understand this lesson.
<FrozenFire> The lesson is: If you are full of shit, you shouldn't fly off the handle.

< unknown> krattix, you getting my pms?
< Krattix> are the PM's in red?

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<nsbgerard> i just did a fart
<nsbgerard> and it smelt like bong chambers
<yourmysin> .
<JTRipper> ...
<nsbgerard> XD
<JTRipper> why do I always enter at the akward parts of conversations?

<krackz> seriously Petrarchin i dont know why but i really hate you
<Petrarchin> I respect that krackz, it's nice to know that I can instill such a strong emotion in someone
<Petrarchin> I thought my life was meaningless but now i've left an imprint in your heart
<krackz> good for you
<krackz> dont feel to special
<krackz> i hate everyone
<Petrarchin> =(
<krackz> go back to an hero now
<xtrecate> ^^

<NoXzema> OMFG
NoXzema kicks self in head.
<Yuji1> ...Wow and he the stupidity saw it coming and he still kicked his self in the head.

<Yuji1> Langley: Oh but in his world, its just too hard to view the page source and read.
<Yuji1> chrlsbowman1: Kid, just leave hacking alone until you KNOW computers.
<Langley> maybe his browser doesn't have that option ;)
<Yuji1> Dude... He can't view page source...
<chrlsbowman1> i am
<Langley> you cant
<chrlsbowman1> i no i cant
<Langley> Wtf... chrlsbowman1: RIGHTCLICK!
<Yuji1> Langley: Woah woah woah bud, thats overload for him, buffer overflow. 1 char only. lol
* Langley falls off his chair
<Yuji1> Langley: You alright? lmao
<Langley> Yujil: Let's insert some shellcode in his head - maybe shutdown? or better: killall, that'd solve it
<Yuji1> Whats RETN in ASM? The hex. We don't want him dead, for fucks sake lol.
<%BhaaL> Yuji1: dont retn, a crash is fine too

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<AR> alright guys
<AR> i used to masturbate regularly once a day
<AR> now with college and stuff i have to go 2-3 days at a time without fapping
<AR> and my sex drive just goes through the roof after like 2+ days
<AR> does anyone else experience this?
<weekend> everyone does
<weekend> or not
<weekend> perhaps AR
<weekend> you should start socialising
<weekend> and what not
<AR> maybe you should as well
<AR> do you want to be my wingman
<weekend> not really
<grayhat> Hello.
<AR> oh hi
<AR> nice to meet you
<krackz> what ho
<grayhat> Likewise.
<krackz> AR is this you socialing?
<AR> krackz, dude shut up im trying to get laid here
<grayhat> O_o
<AR> grayhat, I'm andrew, what's your name
<grayhat> mark
<AR> fuck

<wired> i always live up to my word

<lolage> One gay cowboy says to the other
<lolage> Y'up?
<lolage> Yep.
<Neme> ...
<lolage> rofl
<Neme> I'm trying to decide if that isn't actually brilliant...
<wired> yep

< AR> unnu, you know that you subconsciously have a preference of whites over blacks?
< unnu> idk AR, isnt that why it is subconscious?

<Neme> I remember my first debugging experience, fondly...
<Neme> RUN MYPROG
<Neme> ERROR: LINE 60
<Neme> DELETE 60
<Neme> RUN MYPROG

<FrozenFire> Stop
<FrozenFire> Talking
<FrozenFire> On
<FrozenFire> One
<FrozenFire> Word
<FrozenFire> Per
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<FrozenFire> Line
<DaBomb> lololololololololol :P
<FrozenFire> :P

<FrozenFire> aren't there two db's? One for ...?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> Are they on the same server?
<Silent-Shadow> yes
<FrozenFire> mmk
<Silent-Shadow> and they can't access each other
<FrozenFire> But changing the pass for one will do both right?
<FrozenFire> Or not.
<FrozenFire> SHH
<FrozenFire> Stupid question.
<FrozenFire> lol
<Silent-Shadow> rofl

<NightQuest> I'm on an Ubuntu livecd, burning a fedora core livecd

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00:06 < rippawallet> hi nietzche
00:06 < rippawallet> oh
00:06 < rippawallet> he quit
00:07 < rippawallet> i guess i havent quite got the hang of irssi yet D:

(12:36:57 AM) DeZ_666: wait wait
(12:36:58 AM) DeZ_666: wait
(12:37:01 AM) DeZ_666: WOOT NO HTS BOT
(12:37:07 AM) DeZ_666: ANARCHY WINS!
(12:37:07 AM) HTS-Bot [bot@hackthissite.org] entered the room.
(12:37:07 AM) mode (+ao HTS-Bot HTS-Bot) by HTS-Bot
(12:37:09 AM) DeZ_666: fuck.

<Karec> I accidentally went to Quebec at the wrong time of the summer a year ago
<Cobra> Im going to vancouver soon
<Karec> and thats how Karec accidentally attended the largest gay/lesbian festival in all of north america
<FrozenFire> Probably wasn't an accident
<Cobra> rofl!

<godgryphon> what is anarchist stuff? cracking or something?

<s1Nn3r> what is the unix command for cd

<Antiquae> Fuck us fuckers using fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, you fuck networks?
<Antiquae> No.
<lordofwhee> that's... odd
<Antiquae> Notice the grouping is left-to-right.
<Antiquae> So we're using IRC fucking networks.
<Antiquae> Rather, fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, so you're having intercourse with a protocol?

<`Cobra> I put a condom over my ethernet port when I was 12... My dad said you used a condom for protection..

<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl

* kiyoura wants a monkey
<xelix> Why
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> ....
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.

<krackz> someone should make a assembler called organised assembly
<krackz> or ORGASM

<apples> man i really enjoy deleting files
<apples> it would be cool if i could be a professional file deleter
<apples> like go around on people's computers and delete a bunch of things
<apples> so they have free space
<apples> i would call myself delete king

<subzero77> kk well who here knows c
<AR> me.
<subzero77> AR
<subzero77> pm me
<AR> i lied.
<subzero77> plz
<subzero77> shit
<subzero77> well i need to tak to someone that knows it
<AR> ok, talk to me then.
<subzero77> i got a propisition for htem
<subzero77> you just said you dont know it
<AR> just kidding.
<subzero77> kk well pm me
<AR> lol. double bluff.

<IceShaman> who is this THEY
<IceShaman> there's always some mysterious they that ruin all the fun in the land!
<HG> whoever moderates it
<Slothearn> IceShaman, them?
<HG> because i submitted some
<HG> something like
<HG> <Wells> hts sucks, vote me up if you agree
<HG> and it never appeared

<obnauticus> Dude, if you rape a chick with your proptery in her vagina, can you say it's legal because you were trying to get whatever she put up there with your penis?
<ScrAm> of course.

(3/16/09 01:01:08P) [ Tiberius] kage when i get my bar number can i represent HTS? :D
(3/16/09 01:01:14P) [&weekend] not if in those 3 years time you find out that what you realy want to do is a 5 year plan
(3/16/09 01:01:36P) [ Tiberius] 3 years of lawschool right?
[3/16/09 01:01:40P] { Kage} Tiberius, Is trolling allowed in US courts?
(3/16/09 01:01:46P) [&weekend] it is not
(3/16/09 01:01:47P) [ Tiberius] LOL
[3/16/09 01:01:49P] { Kage} Then no

<Neme> ok, formal protest to "Y" being a taboo "word" on grounds its a common variable used in sample code and mathematical notation
<wired> yes, should be removed
<wired> y = 'tree';
<Neme> don't be silly wired, it would never = 'tree'
<wired> lol
<Neme> only an idiot would assign 'tree' to it
<wired> rofl
<DeZ> i beg to differ :O
<DeZ> why would y != 'tree'?
* DeZ was kicked by HTS-Bot (Watch your language!)
<Neme> hehehehehe
<wired> rofl
<Neme> hook line and sinker

<ScrAm> you're on Windows
<ScrAm> use mIRC.
<Zackfett> i tried
<Zackfett> it wouldnt work
<ScrAm> why wouldn't it?
<Zackfett> the whole use for 30 days thing
<Zackfett> apparently i had it before

<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<Zackfett> lol

<TheMindRapist> Seth_Hikaru, I think my computer is infected though
<TheMindRapist> It's been going really slow
<TheMindRapist> And I have 14 anti-virus programs installed
<TheMindRapist> Somehow I'm still being infected

#comment: Talking about AC-DC
<anshu89> bt why does angus young wear underwear on stage performance?doesn't he hv enough money?

<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
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<pookleblinky> Real men love eating anything that pops out of a vagina.
<weekend> babies?

[00:35] <moonloghtkiller> I'm looking at the hex editor and I see nothing that even resembles RBR values
[00:35] <source> sucks bro
[00:36] <source> should try using a jpeg editor to open the file
[00:36] <source> srsly
...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> k i just opened it with a JPEG editor and changed the RBG values but...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> Nada
[00:41] <source> moonloghtkiller, dude, lawl.
[00:41] <source> epic troll or epic fail on my part
[00:42] <source> I have no clue what the fuck you were talking about, I just thought a jpeg editor would come in handy