[11:51:03] <Truth> a moment spent thinking about scenestar is a moment wasted

<Omelette> im back bitches
<fiftysixer> AAH!!! a talking egg!
>fiftysixer finds a fork

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<nirk> HI, is this the help channel?
<moo-numba-two> no
<scriptha> nooo
<Mar1ey> nope
<Mar1ey> cooking channel
<nirk> . . .
<moo-numba-two> cooking and porn
<scriptha> keep going, you'll eventually reach it
<Mar1ey> today I will be cooking omelettes
<Mar1ey> first gather your ingredients
<Mar1ey> eggs
<scriptha> :D with cheese?
<Mar1ey> ham
<Mar1ey> definatly cheese
<Mar1ey> nirk if you are looking for help you are in the wrong channel
<nirk> ?
<nirk> lol
<Mar1ey> we only talk about cooking in here oand porn
<godfather> yeah porn
<scriptha> foodporn
<scriptha> are you adding onions?
<Mar1ey> we can
<Mar1ey> do you want onions
<Mar1ey> haha numba two
<scriptha> yeah
<nirk> Why is it called #help then?
<Mar1ey> for help with cooking
<scriptha> #help-with-cooking takes too long to type
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<Cytrox> argh! can anyone help me with a hack.. i really need help.. pls pm me
<TheMindRapist> Yo dawg we heard you like x so we put x in x so you can x while you x
<slothearn> we put a Google in your Google so you can Google while you Google, Cytrox

Hackthissite's Theme Song
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

<jgr__> I'm so sick of this sopa/pipa shit
<percom> same
<@weekend> dif
<percom> haha, did you just get the announcement on freenode?
<jgr__> Yeah :)
<jgr__> Pretty sure congress isn't intersted in passing it as is
<jgr__> So all these nerds are crying over nothing
<percom> XD
<@weekend> sopa?
<jgr__> mm
<@weekend> seems more like they aren't interested in passing it as is because of the crying nerds
<TCD> our tears kill legislation
<TCD> or cure politics w/e
<@weekend> "this is congressman wutevar, my computer is not working can you put me through with IT" "k congressman wutevar, putting on IT" "IT here, have you tried turning it on and off again?" "yes" "have you tried rejecting the SOPA bill?" "no" "our logs show thats where the problem is"
<jgr__> lol

<Deceit> Zackfett, so you are saying the user needs to perform more commands in order to install software, making it less likely malware will be installed?
<fiftysixer> mischief, took me a little while to get the hang of 'em, but then they're pretty easy
<Zackfett> its less likely due to the lack of drive-by downloading
<Deceit> Ooh fancy word
<Zackfett> since activex controls dont run
<Deceit> Meaning exactly what I just said
<Deceit> You noob
<Deceit> That doesn't make the OS itself more secure

<Neme> pacifico, next year for CCon I'll bring more than one of my pieces of she-candy, for you boys to have a bit o' fun with
<@pacifico> rofl
<@pacifico> ok
<Neme> odds are none of them will get naked with you, but it'd be fun nonetheless

<fastfinger> hts is getting homo again
* krackz licks fastfingers neck
* fastfinger has quit (Quit: homophoebia)

[Discussion of the hts-challenges]
<nsbgerard> they teach you how to search source code
<nsbgerard> and do basic mathematics
<blissi> nsbgerard if you need hts for that then fail....

<reZo> oh oh dude
<reZo> i should try kareoke to death metal
<reZo> and crank out my corpsegrinder voice LOL
<reZo> i wonder if i should
<reZo> should i?
<NightQuest> that'd be easy...
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
<NightQuest> "reZo, are you ok?"
<NightQuest> "Yea I'm fine dad, just singing along with my music"
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

<IceShaman> pan's labyrinth
<Neme> Spanish film
<IceShaman> followed by mean creek
<Neme> Body of water
<IceShaman> followed by the hustler
<IceShaman> oooooooooooh yeah
<Neme> Cock in the sofa cushions
<lordofwhee> ...
<Neme> I thought we were playing $25,000 pyramid?

<krackz> seriously Petrarchin i dont know why but i really hate you
<Petrarchin> I respect that krackz, it's nice to know that I can instill such a strong emotion in someone
<Petrarchin> I thought my life was meaningless but now i've left an imprint in your heart
<krackz> good for you
<krackz> dont feel to special
<krackz> i hate everyone
<Petrarchin> =(
<krackz> go back to an hero now
<xtrecate> ^^

The best (or worst) of Zerokool500

<Zerokool500> im gonna haxor you with ms-dos
<Zerokool500> ive seen hackers the movie 3 times now, i figure that makes me a legit hacker
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<Zerokool500> why cant i get into #hackthissite lol it says i dont have a secure connection -.-
<Pragmatk> Zerokool500, probably because you don't.
<Zerokool500> my connection is secure i have zonealarm firewall lol
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<Zerokool500> i can use /tracert to see stuff
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<Zerokool500> U H4V N0 1D34 0F M1 P0W3RZ
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<Zerokool500> )|\|B4NN M3 B4 U R H4X0R3D BY TEH Z3R0K001500

[22:25] <terminus> rki: u suck
[22:26] <Otixa> ...Cocks.
[22:26] <Otixa> \o/
[22:26] <Otixa> For once that was well placed and relevant :o

< code2004> God[ofcereal], you do seem angry alot on the forums tbh :)
< godofcereal> the forums? when am I angry on the forums?
< code2004> Probs never, you just have a sidious aura around your writing
< godofcereal> Is it because I type like this?

[@Phate] i once photoshopped a picture to prove to my friends i get laid
[@Phate] problem was it was the lemonparty picture..
{ Kage} Phate, sad thing is, you never have and never will.
{ Kage} Phate, even worse
[@Phate] Kage, i don't need to, i have a wow account and a computer
{ Kage} Now you're a permavirgin who sucks old men's dicks
{ Kage} Phate, WoW is the best contraceptive EVAR!
[ slothearn] clorox works pretty well too, Kage
[@Phate] Yeah its an excuse not to get laid and its a repelant incase that doesn't work
{ Kage} I'm telling you, the people at Blizzard are secretly contraception controllers
{ Kage} They're making sure no one fucks anything but themselves or a fleshlight
{ Kage} Or a hairbrush
[@Phate] Yeah but i tell you what, if they worked with the cardboard industry they'd be rich
[@Phate] i mean i've a ton of cardboard i made from household tissues under my chair
[ terminus] gross
{ Kage} Phate, that is fucking gross
{ Kage} Holy fucking shit...
[ slothearn] XD
{ Kage} Damn, well played
[@Phate] i should use it for roof insulation

<Outo-Lint> The certificate expired on 25.3.2015 1:59. The current time is 25.3.2015 12:35.
<RasmusBeck> ya
* rained shrugs
<rained> That's what I thought
<RasmusBeck> 'tis approximately as expired as yer mum
<rained> !help mom
<&moo> nothing found

<anarkakari> gaming is just another, less pleasurable, form of masturbation

<carldod> can u death ping with linux or a windows 95 or widowns xp ????

<wired> i always live up to my word

<lolage> One gay cowboy says to the other
<lolage> Y'up?
<lolage> Yep.
<Neme> ...
<lolage> rofl
<Neme> I'm trying to decide if that isn't actually brilliant...
<wired> yep

<`Cobra> asd, are you gay, too? -.-
<Kane> Hey
<asd> not really
<Kane> Does 'not really' mean, your not gay... But, if the opportunity arose, you'd stick your penis into a mans asshole?

* Neme is away [Smoke]
* xenomaster is glad he quit smoking
* Zod goes to smoke double for xenomaster
<xenomaster> well...i stopped smoking cigs at least
<Do_The_Jew> he smokes pole
<xenomaster> pole != the bowl
<weekend> lies
<weekend> I mean
<weekend> no lies
<weekend> .. cary on
<xenomaster> ROFL

<Terminal> Kuja,
<Terminal> my ancestor
<Terminal> and your ancestor
<Terminal> are the same
<Kuja> Terminal, depends how far back you go
<Terminal> we're human.
<Neme> But not the same as mine... ;-)
<Neme> I wasn't born...
<Neme> I was SPAWNED FROM HELL!!
<Terminal> Neme, yes well, we're talking about humans
<Terminal> not freaks

<Fenris> What's a segmentation fault mean?
<lolage> It means it's your fault that your segmentation has ceased to be.
<Neme> GoogleIt
<Neme> (tm)
<Fenris> <.<
<Fenris> Idiots
<Neme> Fenris, rather than typing out expansive paragraphs explaining the fundamentals of operating system memory management, I can simply direct you to Google and save this poor channel from an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> oh wait
<Neme> this channel *IS* an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> my bad O_o
<Fenris> Haha ^_^
<Fenris> It's basically just a function that calls itself indefinately though
<Rijnzael> o rely
<Neme> see :-) GoogleIt and you learn :-)
* Neme snickers
<Neme> this is just another example of why I <3 you people
<Neme> Go forth and conquor, Fenris
<Fenris> Hah

<Karec> I accidentally went to Quebec at the wrong time of the summer a year ago
<Cobra> Im going to vancouver soon
<Karec> and thats how Karec accidentally attended the largest gay/lesbian festival in all of north america
<FrozenFire> Probably wasn't an accident
<Cobra> rofl!

<godgryphon> what is anarchist stuff? cracking or something?

<xenomaster> XD I took Pascal in high school
<fiftysixer> lol
<Terminal> xenomaster, I'm sorry.
<Terminal> Did they give you the rocks?
<Terminal> or did you have to go out and find them?
<xenomaster> lol
<vh04x> lol me too
<Terminal> That is what you used as a computer right?
<h4xlemur> XD

<E8newallm> Can you rape me anyway

<magikstik> my 1st blow job ever, was when I was in kindergarden

<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl

* troika_games -> Quit (Ping timeout)
* troika_games -> has joined #rootthisbox
<troika_games> lol , stop hacking my computer!

<IceShaman> who is this THEY
<IceShaman> there's always some mysterious they that ruin all the fun in the land!
<HG> whoever moderates it
<Slothearn> IceShaman, them?
<HG> because i submitted some
<HG> something like
<HG> <Wells> hts sucks, vote me up if you agree
<HG> and it never appeared

<obnauticus> Dude, if you rape a chick with your proptery in her vagina, can you say it's legal because you were trying to get whatever she put up there with your penis?
<ScrAm> of course.

<crazor> check out the hot pussy
<amarja> where
* Wyrmkill sets ban on crazor!*crazor@539A65FD.9A336D83.F2BF0A84.IP
* Wyrmkill sets ban on amarja!*amarja@yourmums.house.com
* Wyrmkill has kicked amarja from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
* Wyrmkill has kicked crazor from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)

<L0ck3d> Whats telnet?

<Neme> ok, formal protest to "Y" being a taboo "word" on grounds its a common variable used in sample code and mathematical notation
<wired> yes, should be removed
<wired> y = 'tree';
<Neme> don't be silly wired, it would never = 'tree'
<wired> lol
<Neme> only an idiot would assign 'tree' to it
<wired> rofl
<DeZ> i beg to differ :O
<DeZ> why would y != 'tree'?
* DeZ was kicked by HTS-Bot (Watch your language!)
<Neme> hehehehehe
<wired> rofl
<Neme> hook line and sinker

<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*

<ScrAm> you're on Windows
<ScrAm> use mIRC.
<Zackfett> i tried
<Zackfett> it wouldnt work
<ScrAm> why wouldn't it?
<Zackfett> the whole use for 30 days thing
<Zackfett> apparently i had it before

<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<Zackfett> lol

<Rijnzael> .wik scourge of the earth
<MrWiki> "The relational database management system (RDBMS) officially called Oracle Database (and commonly referred to as Oracle RDBMS or simply as Oracle) has become a major presence in database computing." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scourge_of_the_earth

<<CodeWebs>> lawl
<<AznBlazin>> lol
<<AznBlazin>> what does lawl stand for anyways?

<TheMindRapist> Seth_Hikaru, I think my computer is infected though
<TheMindRapist> It's been going really slow
<TheMindRapist> And I have 14 anti-virus programs installed
<TheMindRapist> Somehow I'm still being infected

<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
* hacker5564 (hacker5564@HTS-7DF48AD4.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)

<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...

* xelix slaps Monica around a bit with cawk
<&Monica> But what if I like it...

<Nietzche> man i just realized that i skipped sleeping today to make a hello world binary a tiny bit smaller

<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?

<slokenafk> e3cb I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
<slokenafk> YOU.....
* e3cb gives you a bone
<e3cb> Done deal