[14:46:32] <Sabio> i think McDonalds apple pies are good for one thing
[14:46:34] <buttsheckz> :o
[14:46:36] <Sabio> going to third base

<ScrAm> what does a penis and a submarine have in common?
<AR> I know what my penis and a submarine have ing common
<AR> they are both the same size
<xenomaster> AR: http://www.blogsforcompanies.com/TTimages/minuscule_submarine_robot.jpg yes..your right it is

[21:21:47] <Ziandia> Your approving the use of Visual Basic!?
[21:21:57] <reZo> visual basics is great for a newbie programmer
[21:22:14] <reZo> it's a great start, and gives you a great head start knowledge for the win32 api
[21:22:18] * Ziandia sets mode: -o reZo

<Ykstort> archaios, well
<Ykstort> not really
<Ykstort> i mean
<archaios> Ykstort, whatever you're going to say
<archaios> it's wrong

13:20 < snking> damm, you guys aint easy
13:20 < mischief> snking: your mother is.
13:20 < snking> I know

<Typhoid> When is a colon used at the end of a statement in Python?
<apples> when book
<Typhoid> What's 'book'?
<apples> the problem surfaces !

[22:25] <terminus> rki: u suck
[22:26] <Otixa> ...Cocks.
[22:26] <Otixa> \o/
[22:26] <Otixa> For once that was well placed and relevant :o

< code2004> God[ofcereal], you do seem angry alot on the forums tbh :)
< godofcereal> the forums? when am I angry on the forums?
< code2004> Probs never, you just have a sidious aura around your writing
< godofcereal> Is it because I type like this?

<Yuji1> Langley: Oh but in his world, its just too hard to view the page source and read.
<Yuji1> chrlsbowman1: Kid, just leave hacking alone until you KNOW computers.
<Langley> maybe his browser doesn't have that option ;)
<Yuji1> Dude... He can't view page source...
<chrlsbowman1> i am
<Langley> you cant
<chrlsbowman1> i no i cant
<Langley> Wtf... chrlsbowman1: RIGHTCLICK!
<Yuji1> Langley: Woah woah woah bud, thats overload for him, buffer overflow. 1 char only. lol
* Langley falls off his chair
<Yuji1> Langley: You alright? lmao
<Langley> Yujil: Let's insert some shellcode in his head - maybe shutdown? or better: killall, that'd solve it
<Yuji1> Whats RETN in ASM? The hex. We don't want him dead, for fucks sake lol.
<%BhaaL> Yuji1: dont retn, a crash is fine too

<&sas01> My dream is to take a shit in a girl's mouth, but seriously, don't tell Sarah
<&sas01> FUCK
<&sas01> DAMN YOU ALT+TAB

<Terminal> tasty sense of humor
<Neme> I do my best
<Neme> Though it usually results in charges of pedophilia

<FrozenFire> Stop
<FrozenFire> Talking
<FrozenFire> On
<FrozenFire> One
<FrozenFire> Word
<FrozenFire> Per
=-= FrozenFire was booted from #help by HTS-Bot (Stop flooding!)
-->| FrozenFire (agent@NSA.gov) has joined #help
<FrozenFire> Line
<DaBomb> lololololololololol :P
<FrozenFire> :P

<Gogeta70> : /
<Shadow_Obscura> Everyone stfu
<Shadow_Obscura> I've had a fucking awesome idea
<Shadow_Obscura> Gogeta and girlfriend have said child
<mrbear> name it mrbera
<mrbear> bear
<Shadow_Obscura> From the age of 2, they raise the child to be a 1337 hacker
<Gogeta70> heh.
<mrbear> o shit
* Gogeta70 plans an abortion
<mrbear> lock it in a closet with a laptop and 1000 computer books?
<Shadow_Obscura> By the age of 15 the child is the 1337est hacker in existence
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the other hackers are jealous
<Shadow_Obscura> Which leads to several assasination attempts, car chases, explosions, computers and maybe just maybe some sex scenes
<Shadow_Obscura> And Gogeta writes a book about it
<Shadow_Obscura> And the book turns into a film
<Shadow_Obscura> And the the film turns into a book
<Shadow_Obscura> And gets a shitty video game
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the royalties go to me
<Gogeta70> eheh...
<Shadow_Obscura> And I'm adding that to the qdb

<Exomnium> I tried to hack the voting system for articles on hts like in realistic 1 but they thought of that some how.

<NightQuest> I'm on an Ubuntu livecd, burning a fedora core livecd

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00:06 < rippawallet> hi nietzche
00:06 < rippawallet> oh
00:06 < rippawallet> he quit
00:07 < rippawallet> i guess i havent quite got the hang of irssi yet D:

(12:36:57 AM) DeZ_666: wait wait
(12:36:58 AM) DeZ_666: wait
(12:37:01 AM) DeZ_666: WOOT NO HTS BOT
(12:37:07 AM) DeZ_666: ANARCHY WINS!
(12:37:07 AM) HTS-Bot [bot@hackthissite.org] entered the room.
(12:37:07 AM) mode (+ao HTS-Bot HTS-Bot) by HTS-Bot
(12:37:09 AM) DeZ_666: fuck.

<Terminal> Kuja,
<Terminal> my ancestor
<Terminal> and your ancestor
<Terminal> are the same
<Kuja> Terminal, depends how far back you go
<Terminal> we're human.
<Neme> But not the same as mine... ;-)
<Neme> I wasn't born...
<Neme> I was SPAWNED FROM HELL!!
<Terminal> Neme, yes well, we're talking about humans
<Terminal> not freaks

<Fenris> What's a segmentation fault mean?
<lolage> It means it's your fault that your segmentation has ceased to be.
<Neme> GoogleIt
<Neme> (tm)
<Fenris> <.<
<Fenris> Idiots
<Neme> Fenris, rather than typing out expansive paragraphs explaining the fundamentals of operating system memory management, I can simply direct you to Google and save this poor channel from an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> oh wait
<Neme> this channel *IS* an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> my bad O_o
<Fenris> Haha ^_^
<Fenris> It's basically just a function that calls itself indefinately though
<Rijnzael> o rely
<Neme> see :-) GoogleIt and you learn :-)
* Neme snickers
<Neme> this is just another example of why I <3 you people
<Neme> Go forth and conquor, Fenris
<Fenris> Hah

<Karec> I accidentally went to Quebec at the wrong time of the summer a year ago
<Cobra> Im going to vancouver soon
<Karec> and thats how Karec accidentally attended the largest gay/lesbian festival in all of north america
<FrozenFire> Probably wasn't an accident
<Cobra> rofl!

<phantomcircuit> apples, you enjoy penis
<apples> you betcha
<trust-no-one> lol
<trust-no-one> i second that
<phantomcircuit> trust-no-one, you also enjoy penis?
<phantomcircuit> wat
<apples> wat a homo

<E8newallm> Can you rape me anyway

<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ruth> Hahahaha
<ruth> yeah
<ietzche> hahaha
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3

<Antiquae> Fuck us fuckers using fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, you fuck networks?
<Antiquae> No.
<lordofwhee> that's... odd
<Antiquae> Notice the grouping is left-to-right.
<Antiquae> So we're using IRC fucking networks.
<Antiquae> Rather, fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, so you're having intercourse with a protocol?

<case> if it's got a hole, it's hot
<missingRemote> u might like me then

<`Cobra> I put a condom over my ethernet port when I was 12... My dad said you used a condom for protection..

<magikstik> my 1st blow job ever, was when I was in kindergarden

<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl

* kiyoura wants a monkey
<xelix> Why
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> ....
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.

<krackz> someone should make a assembler called organised assembly
<krackz> or ORGASM

<crazor> check out the hot pussy
<amarja> where
* Wyrmkill sets ban on crazor!*crazor@539A65FD.9A336D83.F2BF0A84.IP
* Wyrmkill sets ban on amarja!*amarja@yourmums.house.com
* Wyrmkill has kicked amarja from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
* Wyrmkill has kicked crazor from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)

(3/16/09 01:01:08P) [ Tiberius] kage when i get my bar number can i represent HTS? :D
(3/16/09 01:01:14P) [&weekend] not if in those 3 years time you find out that what you realy want to do is a 5 year plan
(3/16/09 01:01:36P) [ Tiberius] 3 years of lawschool right?
[3/16/09 01:01:40P] { Kage} Tiberius, Is trolling allowed in US courts?
(3/16/09 01:01:46P) [&weekend] it is not
(3/16/09 01:01:47P) [ Tiberius] LOL
[3/16/09 01:01:49P] { Kage} Then no

<Neme> ok, formal protest to "Y" being a taboo "word" on grounds its a common variable used in sample code and mathematical notation
<wired> yes, should be removed
<wired> y = 'tree';
<Neme> don't be silly wired, it would never = 'tree'
<wired> lol
<Neme> only an idiot would assign 'tree' to it
<wired> rofl
<DeZ> i beg to differ :O
<DeZ> why would y != 'tree'?
* DeZ was kicked by HTS-Bot (Watch your language!)
<Neme> hehehehehe
<wired> rofl
<Neme> hook line and sinker

<weekend> :/
<GOD_> :/
<faith> :/
<faith> :\
<GOD_> :\
<sas01> :/
<faith> does that explain it?

<slothearn> Younix: would you be freaked out if I put my penis in a tub of popcorn then offered you some?
<Younix> kettle corn?
<slothearn> yes
<Younix> no that's fine

<TheMindRapist> Seth_Hikaru, I think my computer is infected though
<TheMindRapist> It's been going really slow
<TheMindRapist> And I have 14 anti-virus programs installed
<TheMindRapist> Somehow I'm still being infected

<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
* hacker5564 (hacker5564@HTS-7DF48AD4.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)

<Silent-Shadow> lordofwhee: fail
<lordofwhee> indeed
<lordofwhee> took thirity seconds for one finger to go through...

* xelix slaps Monica around a bit with cawk
<&Monica> But what if I like it...

<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?

mutant: this is my impression of apples
mutant: fuck you fucking fag.. fuckin noob .. learn to fucking read
mutant: and this is karec
mutant: sorry
mutant: my
mutant: keyboard
mutant: is
mutant: fucked
mutant: all
mutant: to
mutant: hell
mutant: and this one is xelix
mutant: >_>
mutant: <_<
mutant: hai newfags

<bfamredux> oh fuck me
<bfamredux> what's my NS pass =/
<bfamredux> ah yes
<bfamredux> 22 char passwords are tough to recall =/
<Kutan> Wow.
<Neme> I'mgettingitfrombehind
<Neme> is that it?

<subzero77> !help sex
<moo> When a man and a woman love eachother very much... Well they don't really have to love eachother... It doesn't even need to be a man and a woman...

<krackz> nigga shuttup
<krackz> nobody cares
<warfreak2> *you don't care
<Hitekrednek> lol
<krackz> and I am nobody
* Hitekrednek is now known as nobody
<nobody> no you're not
<krackz> well played
<nobody> :)

<OCR> hi could anyone spare me some time to tell me how i would sniff the routers/modems i have hacked ?
<OCR> anyone ?
<AR> ok
<AR> you take the router
<AR> get your face real close
<AR> inhale
<OCR> nice
<OCR> can i connect it to my network with hamachi and sniff with cain & able?

<pthug> didn't even realise hts had an irc server :p

<Hiphopopotamus> I hate going outside. The yellow face...it burnsss usss....

<pookleblinky> It is that time of night when we forget who we are and why we are here.
<pookleblinky> And where our pants have gone

<pinkdaisy> "Oh baby, your text is making me hot!"
<pinkdaisy> "You put the comma in just the right spot."

<KeroKira> I felt special for a minute
<Deceit> You'll feel that way 14 more times in your life ;)