HTS QDB - Recording your idiocy

#901 (10/58)

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Hackthissite's Theme Song
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

#1154 (6/34)

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{ Kage} Dude, those chicks' nipples are longer than slothearn's dick
{ Kage} Which isn't saying much
{ Kage} But still
[ slothearn] it says a lot for nipples
{ Kage} FUCK, those are nasty
{ Kage} slothearn, considering you're, what, 1" erect?
{ Kage} Yeah, I guess a little
[ slothearn] depends on the temperature
[ slothearn] with enough thermal expansion I can get 1"
[ slothearn] otherwise it's a few mm
[ slothearn] metric and all
[ slothearn] but in the cold my dick is so small that even observing it would change its state
{ Kage} Hahahahaha
{ Kage} Nicely done
{ Kage} slothearn, place it in the LHC, they'll get some nice camwhore pics for you to post
[ slothearn] indeed
{ Kage} "What's that spec in this spectrograph?" "That's the left teste"
[ slothearn] they could slam my cock into other quantum particles
[ slothearn] and read the defraction patterns
{ Kage} slothearn, that's about the only chance you'll have of slamming your cock into anything

#1082 (-5/35)

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<Deceit> Zackfett, so you are saying the user needs to perform more commands in order to install software, making it less likely malware will be installed?
<fiftysixer> mischief, took me a little while to get the hang of 'em, but then they're pretty easy
<Zackfett> its less likely due to the lack of drive-by downloading
<Deceit> Ooh fancy word
<Zackfett> since activex controls dont run
<Deceit> Meaning exactly what I just said
<Deceit> You noob
<Deceit> That doesn't make the OS itself more secure

#567 (29/75)

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<fiftysixer> hey, I don't think I need a password file anymore!
<fiftysixer> I can just click 'forgot password' on every site, and it'll email it to me
<fiftysixer> as long as I don't forget my email pass, I'm fine!
<fiftysixer> :)

#692 (5/59)

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[Discussion of the hts-challenges]
<nsbgerard> they teach you how to search source code
<nsbgerard> and do basic mathematics
<blissi> nsbgerard if you need hts for that then fail....

#1229 (-10/30)

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<kiyoura> Silent-Shadow
<Monica> Hehe.
<kiyoura> you're still my daddy
<kiyoura> always
<Monica> I summoned him just for you, kiyoura.
<kiyoura> <33
<Monica> ;)
<kiyoura> thanks Monica
<kiyoura> Silent-Shadow the watermelon thing will always be OUR joke
<kiyoura> BUTT FRICTION FOREVER
<kiyoura> dude im gay

#885 (1/55)

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#528 (36/82)

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<reZo> oh oh dude
<reZo> i should try kareoke to death metal
<reZo> and crank out my corpsegrinder voice LOL
<reZo> i wonder if i should
<reZo> should i?
<NightQuest> that'd be easy...
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
<NightQuest> "reZo, are you ok?"
<NightQuest> "Yea I'm fine dad, just singing along with my music"
<NightQuest> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

#1270 (9/37)

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< unknown> krattix, you getting my pms?
< Krattix> are the PM's in red?

#1049 (8/44)

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<Obsession> I have a foot fetish
<Obsession> and
* unnu bows down to Monica, and gives flowers and respectfuly runs away
<Obsession> Monica's size is like
<Obsession> freakin
<Obsession> perfect
<Obsession> I could eat em
<Stacy> Monica, nice being girls huh?
<unnu> Stacy, FAIL?
<Monica> Stacy: I banned you on forum for a reason. Can you be a good, little boy and behave on IRC?

#152 (12/104)

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<coi> hehe
<coi> i programmed an httpd such that when someone connected it pretended to be IIS-2.0
<coi> i got hell of a lot of hits

#1248 (0/24)

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< code2004> God[ofcereal], you do seem angry alot on the forums tbh :)
< godofcereal> the forums? when am I angry on the forums?
< code2004> Probs never, you just have a sidious aura around your writing
< godofcereal> Is it because I type like this?

#2473 (-3/5)

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<pavlovs-kitten> GO GURGLE SOME GREEN GOAT GONADS
<whatever> omnomnomnomnom
<pavlovs-kitten> i'll nom your om
<whatever> nice one
<pavlovs-kitten> om nom ohms law
<whatever> bullshit is 1 word
<mShred> and bull shit is two words
<pavlovs-kitten> i shit bulls
<whatever> i shit chocolate
<whatever> and i pee chanel no.5
<Hitekrednek> I spit semen
<Hitekrednek> wait...

#638 (6/74)

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*** TiburonII has joined channel
*** Cystimatix has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by TiburonII))
* xenomaster kills TiburonII
*** TiburonII has quit (Input/output error)

#971 (9/55)

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<mutant> to whom it may concern: My girlfriend says hi to all of HTS
<ScrAm`>lawl
<ScrAm`> mutant: my girlfriend's sitting next to me too.
<pookleblinky> ScrAm, are you sure that's safe?
<pookleblinky> I mean, what if she sees Younix?
<pookleblinky> It'll scare her on a deep psychosexual level

#1335 (9/45)

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<AR> alright guys
<AR> i used to masturbate regularly once a day
<AR> now with college and stuff i have to go 2-3 days at a time without fapping
<AR> and my sex drive just goes through the roof after like 2+ days
<AR> does anyone else experience this?
<weekend> everyone does
<weekend> or not
<weekend> perhaps AR
<weekend> you should start socialising
<weekend> and what not
<AR> maybe you should as well
<AR> do you want to be my wingman
<weekend> not really
<grayhat> Hello.
<AR> oh hi
<AR> nice to meet you
<krackz> what ho
<grayhat> Likewise.
<krackz> AR is this you socialing?
<AR> krackz, dude shut up im trying to get laid here
<grayhat> O_o
<AR> grayhat, I'm andrew, what's your name
<grayhat> mark
<AR> fuck

#2988 (-3/5)

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<RaineD> taranchala, urbandefine one trick
* taranchala (spaut@HTS-AF010072.orpopcs.clients.pavlovmedia.com) Quit (User has been banned from HackThisSite (farm animals not allowed in residential area))
* fas (fas@funstuff.tk) Quit (User has been banned from HackThisSite (farm animals not allowed in residential area))
* evilbot (evilbot@HTS-AF010072.orpopcs.clients.pavlovmedia.com) Quit (User has been banned from HackThisSite (farm animals not allowed in residential area))
* DangerBot (DangerBot@HTS-AF010072.orpopcs.clients.pavlovmedia.com) Quit (User has been banned from HackThisSite (farm animals not allowed in residential area))
* KarmaBot (KarmaBot@HTS-AF010072.orpopcs.clients.pavlovmedia.com) Quit (User has been banned from HackThisSite (farm animals not allowed in residential area))
* spaux (spaux@HTS-AF010072.orpopcs.clients.pavlovmedia.com) Quit (User has been banned from HackThisSite (farm animals not allowed in residential area))
* Ninjex (ninjex@HTS-AF010072.orpopcs.clients.pavlovmedia.com) Quit (User has been banned from HackThisSite (farm animals not allowed in residential area))

#1226 (5/41)

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* Myrddin (Myrddin@914B528D.19013AF.878CE03B.IP) has joined #help
<Myrddin> ello. :)
<Myrddin> Anyone know of a decent flv/mov/avi to .swf converter?
<Myrddin> Been searching for a few days now...
<Fenrir> ffmpeg
<mischief> youtube is good for that.
<Myrddin> Fenrir, does it do conversion??
<Myrddin> :O
<Fenrir> ffmpeg? what are you google deaf?

#234 (114/176)

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<Exomnium> I tried to hack the voting system for articles on hts like in realistic 1 but they thought of that some how.

#787 (26/72)

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<Fenris> What's a segmentation fault mean?
<lolage> It means it's your fault that your segmentation has ceased to be.
<Neme> GoogleIt
<Neme> (tm)
<Fenris> <.<
<Fenris> Idiots
<Neme> Fenris, rather than typing out expansive paragraphs explaining the fundamentals of operating system memory management, I can simply direct you to Google and save this poor channel from an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> oh wait
<Neme> this channel *IS* an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> my bad O_o
<Fenris> Haha ^_^
<Fenris> It's basically just a function that calls itself indefinately though
<Rijnzael> o rely
<Neme> see :-) GoogleIt and you learn :-)
* Neme snickers
<Neme> this is just another example of why I <3 you people
<Neme> Go forth and conquor, Fenris
<Fenris> Hah

#1969 (-6/6)

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<phantomcircuit> apples, you enjoy penis
<apples> you betcha
<trust-no-one> lol
<trust-no-one> i second that
<phantomcircuit> trust-no-one, you also enjoy penis?
<phantomcircuit> wat
<apples> wat a homo

#315 (35/107)

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<xenomaster> XD I took Pascal in high school
<fiftysixer> lol
<Terminal> xenomaster, I'm sorry.
<Terminal> Did they give you the rocks?
<Terminal> or did you have to go out and find them?
<xenomaster> lol
<vh04x> lol me too
<Terminal> That is what you used as a computer right?
<h4xlemur> XD

#340 (111/175)

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<s1Nn3r> what is the unix command for cd

#737 (34/72)

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<pacifico> so this pedo guy jeff
<ljsmithx> I would bash his knees in then put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains across the floor
<Romnous> ljsmithx, good fantasy you got there
<ljsmithx> It is
<Romnous> you do S&M too ?

#15874 (-6/8)

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<case> if it's got a hole, it's hot
<missingRemote> u might like me then

#583 (13/91)

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weekend> :o
<weekend> EvilDeshi you ware on my tv just now!
<henke37> weekend, that is your computer screen
<henke37> not a tv
<weekend> the bad guy in smallvile was called "Zod"
<weekend> he tried to end the world so he could start a new one
<lordofwhee> O.o
<henke37> not such a bad idea
<henke37> on a much smaller scale
<henke37> like a country o two
<weekend> :/
<TheRu5H> i can change the world, but they won't give me its source code
<weekend> you are thinking too small
<weekend> the way I see it
<weekend> we only need to kill off all africans and south americans
<EvilDeshi> weekend yeah
<weekend> and we would solve any potential polution problem and have more room in the world for the people left
<weekend> we might need to cancel china too
<weekend> there are just too many of them

#271 (8/118)

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<magikstik> my 1st blow job ever, was when I was in kindergarden

#317 (57/129)

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* troika_games -> Quit (Ping timeout)
* troika_games -> has joined #rootthisbox
<troika_games> lol , stop hacking my computer!

#713 (28/112)

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<L0ck3d> Whats telnet?

#831 (66/116)

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<Neme> ok, formal protest to "Y" being a taboo "word" on grounds its a common variable used in sample code and mathematical notation
<wired> yes, should be removed
<wired> y = 'tree';
<Neme> don't be silly wired, it would never = 'tree'
<wired> lol
<Neme> only an idiot would assign 'tree' to it
<wired> rofl
<DeZ> i beg to differ :O
<DeZ> why would y != 'tree'?
* DeZ was kicked by HTS-Bot (Watch your language!)
<Neme> hehehehehe
<wired> rofl
<Neme> hook line and sinker

#157 (249/367)

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<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*

#840 (34/66)

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<Rijnzael> .wik scourge of the earth
<MrWiki> "The relational database management system (RDBMS) officially called Oracle Database (and commonly referred to as Oracle RDBMS or simply as Oracle) has become a major presence in database computing." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scourge_of_the_earth

#757 (40/118)

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<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Tormn> Man
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
* hacker5564 (hacker5564@HTS-7DF48AD4.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)

#1016 (18/56)

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[00:35] <moonloghtkiller> I'm looking at the hex editor and I see nothing that even resembles RBR values
[00:35] <source> sucks bro
[00:36] <source> should try using a jpeg editor to open the file
[00:36] <source> srsly
...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> k i just opened it with a JPEG editor and changed the RBG values but...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> Nada
[00:41] <source> moonloghtkiller, dude, lawl.
[00:41] <source> epic troll or epic fail on my part
[00:42] <source> I have no clue what the fuck you were talking about, I just thought a jpeg editor would come in handy

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