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#436
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<ScrAm> what does a penis and a submarine have in common?
<AR> I know what my penis and a submarine have ing common
<AR> they are both the same size
<xenomaster> AR: http://www.blogsforcompanies.com/TTimages/minuscule_submarine_robot.jpg yes..your right it is
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<unnu> i wonder if the guys from MIB hate illegal Mexicans
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<FrozenFire> Kane is the emperor with magic clothing
<Kane> I think I got that right
<FrozenFire> Only the 1337 can see his beautiful robes
<Kane> For sho
<FrozenFire> I see them
<FrozenFire> Can you guys?
* Kane dances
<Pragmatk> FrozenFire, no
<Pragmatk> And I'm glad
<FrozenFire> Pragmatk isn't 1337
<Pragmatk> because Kane wearing a robe...
<Pragmatk> Is like SS wearing a tight leather jumpsuit
<FrozenFire> mmm
<FrozenFire> SS
<FrozenFire> jumpsuit...
<FrozenFire> mmm
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<Monica> Sometime this summer.
<Monica> I'll post pictures up of me and Shadow.
<Monica> But...
<Monica> Mostly you can see me.
<Monica> SS would just be nibbling on my tits.
* seth_slade hi-5's SS
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<achermov> Oh, so, my mom and I were driving back from work yesterday
<achermov> talking about what we were gonna have for dinner.
<achermov> We settled on chicken, and we were deciding what to buy at the grocery store.
<achermov> Well, then we passed a gas station, where there was this big truck.
<achermov> Had a cage in the back and a big sign over the side.
<achermov> Said "Free Kittens!"
<Chuckie_Ice> :o
<achermov> So I, of course, said, "Oh look mom, we don't even have to go to the grocery store. Free dinner!"
<Chuckie_Ice> LOL
<achermov> She hit me.
#711
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<melol2> omg
<melol2> moo is dead
<melol2> did some1 kill him like me?
<melol2> wait. ne hes here
<melol2> just not op
<melol2> !help
<melol2> or imposter?
<moo> I forgot I was still moo...
* moo is now known as ace
#1268
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<+Kage> marko/st, I just fucked my girlfriend
<+Kage> Her pussy feels 1000000x better than a hand
< marko/st> Kage, you slut
< Fenrir> Wait a minute, you were at the keyboard, had sex, then came back to tell people?
<+Kage> Fenrir, it was a quicky. She had a quick moment free from WoW, wanted some nookie
#1008
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<Wells> what kind of development is currently active on hts
<anarkakari> Wells: its a sekkrit
<Wells> in other words, nothing
#620
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<Truth> One day I'll buy like
<Truth> half an ounce
<Truth> and just hide buds
<Truth> around my room
<Truth> for when I'm out again
<Truth> so that whenever I'm out
<Truth> I'll clean until I find some weed
<God> lol
<Truth> and eventually my room will be sparkling
#873
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<crash> do u watch arby and chif
<crash> LOLOL!
#1229
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<kiyoura> Silent-Shadow
<Monica> Hehe.
<kiyoura> you're still my daddy
<kiyoura> always
<Monica> I summoned him just for you, kiyoura.
<kiyoura> <33
<Monica> ;)
<kiyoura> thanks Monica
<kiyoura> Silent-Shadow the watermelon thing will always be OUR joke
<kiyoura> BUTT FRICTION FOREVER
<kiyoura> dude im gay
#339
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<Omelette> i like my viruses like i like my woman
<lordofwhee> old and fat?
#106
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< wired> i use no protection
< wired> and im fine
<fastfinger> haha
<fastfinger> i use condoms
#981
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<TheMindRapist> You know what you can buy with wishes and a dollar?
<TheMindRapist> Children's broken souls.
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< unknown> krattix, you getting my pms?
< Krattix> are the PM's in red?
#717
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<nsbgerard> i just did a fart
<nsbgerard> and it smelt like bong chambers
<yourmysin> .
<JTRipper> ...
<nsbgerard> XD
<JTRipper> why do I always enter at the akward parts of conversations?
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<krackz> seriously Petrarchin i dont know why but i really hate you
<Petrarchin> I respect that krackz, it's nice to know that I can instill such a strong emotion in someone
<Petrarchin> I thought my life was meaningless but now i've left an imprint in your heart
<krackz> good for you
<krackz> dont feel to special
<krackz> i hate everyone
<Petrarchin> =(
<krackz> go back to an hero now
<xtrecate> ^^
#1017
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[00:55] <Younix> what is people
[00:55] <Younix> your != you're
[00:55] <Younix> LEARN GRAMMAR NOW
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[00:56] <source> More then likely, it's the former
[00:56] <Younix> than*
[00:56] <Younix> mr. grammar.
[00:56] <source> grammer*
[00:56] <Younix> right.
[00:56] <Younix> dictionary plz.
[00:56] <source> please*
#822
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<Yuji1> Langley: Oh but in his world, its just too hard to view the page source and read.
<Yuji1> chrlsbowman1: Kid, just leave hacking alone until you KNOW computers.
<Langley> maybe his browser doesn't have that option ;)
<Yuji1> Dude... He can't view page source...
<chrlsbowman1> i am
<Langley> you cant
<chrlsbowman1> i no i cant
<Langley> Wtf... chrlsbowman1: RIGHTCLICK!
<Yuji1> Langley: Woah woah woah bud, thats overload for him, buffer overflow. 1 char only. lol
* Langley falls off his chair
<Yuji1> Langley: You alright? lmao
<Langley> Yujil: Let's insert some shellcode in his head - maybe shutdown? or better: killall, that'd solve it
<Yuji1> Whats RETN in ASM? The hex. We don't want him dead, for fucks sake lol.
<%BhaaL> Yuji1: dont retn, a crash is fine too
#4547
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<Outo-Lint> The certificate expired on 25.3.2015 1:59. The current time is 25.3.2015 12:35.
<RasmusBeck> ya
* rained shrugs
<rained> That's what I thought
<RasmusBeck> 'tis approximately as expired as yer mum
<rained> !help mom
<&moo> nothing found
#753
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<comperr> I'm like god
<fiftysixer> o rly...
<comperr> you can ask - but the answer might be no
<fiftysixer> ROFL
#638
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*** TiburonII has joined channel
*** Cystimatix has quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by TiburonII))
* xenomaster kills TiburonII
*** TiburonII has quit (Input/output error)
#31
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<Petro> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/bladder; cat /dev/fridge | grep food
<Petro> in other words, brb
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<lolage> One gay cowboy says to the other
<lolage> Y'up?
<lolage> Yep.
<Neme> ...
<lolage> rofl
<Neme> I'm trying to decide if that isn't actually brilliant...
<wired> yep
#1241
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< AR> unnu, you know that you subconsciously have a preference of whites over blacks?
< unnu> idk AR, isnt that why it is subconscious?
#234
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<Exomnium> I tried to hack the voting system for articles on hts like in realistic 1 but they thought of that some how.
#787
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<Fenris> What's a segmentation fault mean?
<lolage> It means it's your fault that your segmentation has ceased to be.
<Neme> GoogleIt
<Neme> (tm)
<Fenris> <.<
<Fenris> Idiots
<Neme> Fenris, rather than typing out expansive paragraphs explaining the fundamentals of operating system memory management, I can simply direct you to Google and save this poor channel from an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> oh wait
<Neme> this channel *IS* an ascii storm of shit nobody wants to read
<Neme> my bad O_o
<Fenris> Haha ^_^
<Fenris> It's basically just a function that calls itself indefinately though
<Rijnzael> o rely
<Neme> see :-) GoogleIt and you learn :-)
* Neme snickers
<Neme> this is just another example of why I <3 you people
<Neme> Go forth and conquor, Fenris
<Fenris> Hah
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<phantomcircuit> apples, you enjoy penis
<apples> you betcha
<trust-no-one> lol
<trust-no-one> i second that
<phantomcircuit> trust-no-one, you also enjoy penis?
<phantomcircuit> wat
<apples> wat a homo
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<godgryphon> what is anarchist stuff? cracking or something?
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<Antiquae> Fuck us fuckers using fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, you fuck networks?
<Antiquae> No.
<lordofwhee> that's... odd
<Antiquae> Notice the grouping is left-to-right.
<Antiquae> So we're using IRC fucking networks.
<Antiquae> Rather, fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, so you're having intercourse with a protocol?
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<case> if it's got a hole, it's hot
<missingRemote> u might like me then
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<magikstik> my 1st blow job ever, was when I was in kindergarden
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<apples> man i really enjoy deleting files
<apples> it would be cool if i could be a professional file deleter
<apples> like go around on people's computers and delete a bunch of things
<apples> so they have free space
<apples> i would call myself delete king
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* AugustDerlith is god
* AugustDerlith is your god
* nsbgerard is ALLAH
<AugustDerlith> im actually athiest
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<L0ck3d> Whats telnet?
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<Silent-Shadow> since it's a termianl
<Silent-Shadow> tmeirnal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> temrinal
<Silent-Shadow> ...
<Silent-Shadow> termnial
<Silent-Shadow> :)
<Silent-Shadow> damnit
<Silent-Shadow> terminal
<Silent-Shadow> GHA
<Silent-Shadow> HA*
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<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<Zackfett> lol
#74
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<<CodeWebs>> lawl
<<AznBlazin>> lol
<<AznBlazin>> what does lawl stand for anyways?
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<TheMindRapist> Seth_Hikaru, I think my computer is infected though
<TheMindRapist> It's been going really slow
<TheMindRapist> And I have 14 anti-virus programs installed
<TheMindRapist> Somehow I'm still being infected
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#comment: Talking about AC-DC
<anshu89> bt why does angus young wear underwear on stage performance?doesn't he hv enough money?
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[00:35] <moonloghtkiller> I'm looking at the hex editor and I see nothing that even resembles RBR values
[00:35] <source> sucks bro
[00:36] <source> should try using a jpeg editor to open the file
[00:36] <source> srsly
...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> k i just opened it with a JPEG editor and changed the RBG values but...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> Nada
[00:41] <source> moonloghtkiller, dude, lawl.
[00:41] <source> epic troll or epic fail on my part
[00:42] <source> I have no clue what the fuck you were talking about, I just thought a jpeg editor would come in handy
#957
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* xelix slaps Monica around a bit with cawk
<&Monica> But what if I like it...
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<Nietzche> man i just realized that i skipped sleeping today to make a hello world binary a tiny bit smaller
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17:16 -!- Tiksi [tiksi@DarkVirus.org] has quit [Input/output error]
17:16 -!- Tiksi [tiksi@DarkVirus.org] has joined #hackthissite
17:16 -!- Tiksi [tiksi@DarkVirus.org] has quit [Input/output error]
17:17 -!- Tiksi [tiksi@DarkVirus.org] has joined #hackthissite
17:17 < Tiksi> as I was saying
17:17 -!- Tiksi [tiksi@DarkVirus.org] has quit [Input/output error]
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<Ox90> who is this rolf dude? everyone keeps spelling his name wrong?
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mutant: this is my impression of apples
mutant: fuck you fucking fag.. fuckin noob .. learn to fucking read
mutant: and this is karec
mutant: sorry
mutant: my
mutant: keyboard
mutant: is
mutant: fucked
mutant: all
mutant: to
mutant: hell
mutant: and this one is xelix
mutant: >_>
mutant: <_<
mutant: hai newfags
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* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 with a cock
<Erendis42> how about the real thing?
<Erendis42> i'm waiting
* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 around with a real cock
<iPaddy> lmao Erendis42 wtf
<Erendis42> idk i'm just half asleep
<Hitekrednek> wait.. whose is this?
* Hitekrednek drops
<Erendis42> lol!
<iPaddy> haha i dont know why but i actually giggle over you
<Tiksi> awwwww
<Tiksi> it can love
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<bfamredux> oh fuck me
<bfamredux> what's my NS pass =/
<bfamredux> ah yes
<bfamredux> 22 char passwords are tough to recall =/
<Kutan> Wow.
<Neme> I'mgettingitfrombehind
<Neme> is that it?
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[21:26] <hack> Ok
[21:26] <hack> From now on
[21:26] <hack> everday
[21:26] <hack> we are going to gline one user off the server
[21:26] <hack> until it is just me left
[21:26] <_1> L0L
[21:26] <hack> kinda like that island
[21:26] <hack> I'm holding open voting sessions tommorow
[21:27] <hack> but, tonight, you can cast your early votes
[21:27] <_1> i saw we gline bottle of juice
[21:27] <hack> ok
[21:27] <hack> I vote _1
[21:27] <_1> :(
[21:28] <hack> now, keep in mind, I can;'t be voted for
[21:28] * _1 is now known as _3
[21:28] <hack> LMAO
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<HTSUser31746> listen i know with experince, if people think you can hack they will give you alot of respect and girls will like u
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