<pookleblinky> apples dumped core all over Younix once
<pookleblinky> Poor guy was washing hex out of his hair for weeks
<Adrellias> they cant charge you
<Adrellias> if you did nothing illegal
<ace> Adrellias, really ?
<+Kage> marko/st, I just fucked my girlfriend
<+Kage> Her pussy feels 1000000x better than a hand
< marko/st> Kage, you slut
< Fenrir> Wait a minute, you were at the keyboard, had sex, then came back to tell people?
<+Kage> Fenrir, it was a quicky. She had a quick moment free from WoW, wanted some nookie
<wired> i'm going to go find some 14 yr old
<wired> have sex with her
<wired> and then be like
<wired> "I DONT GIVE A FUCK, I'M ON SSL"
<bren2010> Kage, being completely serious right now, does jokerrr possess a keyboard or any effective means of computer input?
<bren2010> braille setup...?
<Kage> He signals 1's and 0's by penetrating his hard or soft dick, respectively, into a specially designed port.
<Kage> He's currently busy designing the ASM commands to establish a socket connection to communicate with HTS IRC
<Kage> It takes a while
<Kage> Mainly due to the impotentcy
<LoGiCaL__> if there is a heaven it would consist of getting laid by hot chicks and sneaking around like splinter cell oh, and hacking of course lol
<fiftysixer> hey, I don't think I need a password file anymore!
<fiftysixer> I can just click 'forgot password' on every site, and it'll email it to me
<fiftysixer> as long as I don't forget my email pass, I'm fine!
<hackerj> wait im not glined am i
<DeathReaper420> hello advanced people here?
<apples> DeathReaper420, i am very advanced
<apples> i am super advanced
<apples> some people call me
<apples> advance man
<iPaddy> people also call you shouldhavebeenswallowed
<TheMindRapist> You know what you can buy with wishes and a dollar?
<TheMindRapist> Children's broken souls.
<Hatebreed> nigger im 34
<<JTRipper>> bi0, I have a riddle for you
<<JTRipper>> /quit and /part were sitting in a tree. /part fell out, who is left?
<<bi0niclez>> i dunno
<<bi0niclez>> wts teh answer
<<JTRipper>> /quit you stoopid noob :P
<<bi0niclez>> oh it's /quit
<<JTRipper>> oh well, I tried
<<bi0niclez>> im nt a noob i hav xbox 360
[00:55] <Younix> what is people
[00:55] <Younix> your != you're
[00:55] <Younix> LEARN GRAMMAR NOW
[00:56] <source> More then likely, it's the former
[00:56] <Younix> than*
[00:56] <Younix> mr. grammar.
[00:56] <source> grammer*
[00:56] <Younix> right.
[00:56] <Younix> dictionary plz.
[00:56] <source> please*
<scenestar> truth is a misarable failure
[22:25] <terminus> rki: u suck
[22:26] <Otixa> ...Cocks.
[22:26] <Otixa> \o/
[22:26] <Otixa> For once that was well placed and relevant :o
<pavlovs-kitten> GO GURGLE SOME GREEN GOAT GONADS
<pavlovs-kitten> i'll nom your om
<whatever> nice one
<pavlovs-kitten> om nom ohms law
<whatever> bullshit is 1 word
<mShred> and bull shit is two words
<pavlovs-kitten> i shit bulls
<whatever> i shit chocolate
<whatever> and i pee chanel no.5
<Hitekrednek> I spit semen
<anarkakari> gaming is just another, less pleasurable, form of masturbation
<mutant> to whom it may concern: My girlfriend says hi to all of HTS
<ScrAm`> mutant: my girlfriend's sitting next to me too.
<pookleblinky> ScrAm, are you sure that's safe?
<pookleblinky> I mean, what if she sees Younix?
<pookleblinky> It'll scare her on a deep psychosexual level
<&sas01> My dream is to take a shit in a girl's mouth, but seriously, don't tell Sarah
<&sas01> DAMN YOU ALT+TAB
<opie4624> ok, am I a moron or is the captcha broke?
<fiftysixer> knowing HTS's reputation,
<fiftysixer> probably both
<opie4624> just checking
<lolage> One gay cowboy says to the other
<Neme> I'm trying to decide if that isn't actually brilliant...
<lochis> guys does anyone here know how to flood a server?
<the_real_tlogic> politely ask your local firestation to borrow a hose
<lochis> guys can someone help me here with some sertius info?
<lochis> yea sr
<lochis> so can someone here help me with some serious info?
<Neme> I remember my first debugging experience, fondly...
<Neme> RUN MYPROG
<Neme> ERROR: LINE 60
<Neme> DELETE 60
<Neme> RUN MYPROG
<hkltj> this is a freiendly channel . .
<hkltj> friendly coders.
<Naib> do you have a particular coding question?
<hkltj> i want to hack
<hkltj> e hack in internet
<Naib> less hacking talk
<mischief> hkltj, i hear they have lots of hackers in #2,000
<hkltj> friendly chat only
<Naib> coding chat
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<hkltj> mischief hacked my PC
<hkltj> he gave a virus link chanel name
* Naib sets ban on %hkltj!*@*
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<Myrddin> ello. :)
<Myrddin> Anyone know of a decent flv/mov/avi to .swf converter?
<Myrddin> Been searching for a few days now...
<mischief> youtube is good for that.
<Myrddin> Fenrir, does it do conversion??
<Fenrir> ffmpeg? what are you google deaf?
<Terminal> my ancestor
<Terminal> and your ancestor
<Terminal> are the same
<Kuja> Terminal, depends how far back you go
<Terminal> we're human.
<Neme> But not the same as mine... ;-)
<Neme> I wasn't born...
<Neme> I was SPAWNED FROM HELL!!
<Terminal> Neme, yes well, we're talking about humans
<Terminal> not freaks
<case> if it's got a hole, it's hot
<missingRemote> u might like me then
<reZo> and kitty is on my lap atm >_>
<xenomaster> mine are outside
<xenomaster> i let em go, but they keep coming back.
<xenomaster> kinda like my ex wife
<weekend> EvilDeshi you ware on my tv just now!
<henke37> weekend, that is your computer screen
<henke37> not a tv
<weekend> the bad guy in smallvile was called "Zod"
<weekend> he tried to end the world so he could start a new one
<henke37> not such a bad idea
<henke37> on a much smaller scale
<henke37> like a country o two
<TheRu5H> i can change the world, but they won't give me its source code
<weekend> you are thinking too small
<weekend> the way I see it
<weekend> we only need to kill off all africans and south americans
<EvilDeshi> weekend yeah
<weekend> and we would solve any potential polution problem and have more room in the world for the people left
<weekend> we might need to cancel china too
<weekend> there are just too many of them
<`Cobra> I put a condom over my ethernet port when I was 12... My dad said you used a condom for protection..
<magikstik> my 1st blow job ever, was when I was in kindergarden
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<troika_games> lol , stop hacking my computer!
* kiyoura wants a monkey
<kiyoura> NO ONE ASKED YOU.
<xelix> Something to handle your banana ?
<kiyoura> Besides...you'd need a tree to hold mine anyway.
* AugustDerlith is god
* AugustDerlith is your god
* nsbgerard is ALLAH
<AugustDerlith> im actually athiest
<Neme> ok, formal protest to "Y" being a taboo "word" on grounds its a common variable used in sample code and mathematical notation
<wired> yes, should be removed
<wired> y = 'tree';
<Neme> don't be silly wired, it would never = 'tree'
<Neme> only an idiot would assign 'tree' to it
<DeZ> i beg to differ :O
<DeZ> why would y != 'tree'?
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<Neme> hook line and sinker
<faith> does that explain it?
<slothearn> Younix: would you be freaked out if I put my penis in a tub of popcorn then offered you some?
<Younix> kettle corn?
<Younix> no that's fine
<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
#comment: Talking about AC-DC
<anshu89> bt why does angus young wear underwear on stage performance?doesn't he hv enough money?
<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
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17:17 < Tiksi> as I was saying
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mutant: this is my impression of apples
mutant: fuck you fucking fag.. fuckin noob .. learn to fucking read
mutant: and this is karec
mutant: and this one is xelix
mutant: hai newfags
<nsbgerard> JOY TO THE WORLD
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<Sabio> the HTS-Bot doesn't like Christmas
[21:26] <hack> Ok
[21:26] <hack> From now on
[21:26] <hack> everday
[21:26] <hack> we are going to gline one user off the server
[21:26] <hack> until it is just me left
[21:26] <_1> L0L
[21:26] <hack> kinda like that island
[21:26] <hack> I'm holding open voting sessions tommorow
[21:27] <hack> but, tonight, you can cast your early votes
[21:27] <_1> i saw we gline bottle of juice
[21:27] <hack> ok
[21:27] <hack> I vote _1
[21:27] <_1> :(
[21:28] <hack> now, keep in mind, I can;'t be voted for
[21:28] * _1 is now known as _3
[21:28] <hack> LMAO
<HTSUser31746> listen i know with experince, if people think you can hack they will give you alot of respect and girls will like u
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<evilbot> !help sex
<moo> sex is for people with social skills not for bots.
// Zeus is trying to install Ubuntu.
<Zeus> Would windows 95 have enough memory?
<Zeus> my ME OS is f'ed up anyways
<Stoney> Zeus, it has nothing to do with windows
<nazgjunk> your operating system doesn't have memory
<nazgjunk> your computer does
<Zeus> how can i fix that?
<krackz> nigga shuttup
<krackz> nobody cares
<warfreak2> *you don't care
<krackz> and I am nobody
* Hitekrednek is now known as nobody
<nobody> no you're not
<krackz> well played
<doob> IceShaman, C++ is low level programming
<doob> you want easy coding, go for high level shit like PHP or java
<Hiphopopotamus> I hate going outside. The yellow face...it burnsss usss....
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