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<nirk> HI, is this the help channel?
<moo-numba-two> no
<scriptha> nooo
<Mar1ey> nope
<Mar1ey> cooking channel
<nirk> . . .
<moo-numba-two> cooking and porn
<scriptha> keep going, you'll eventually reach it
<Mar1ey> today I will be cooking omelettes
<Mar1ey> first gather your ingredients
<Mar1ey> eggs
<scriptha> :D with cheese?
<Mar1ey> ham
<Mar1ey> definatly cheese
<Mar1ey> nirk if you are looking for help you are in the wrong channel
<nirk> ?
<nirk> lol
<Mar1ey> we only talk about cooking in here oand porn
<godfather> yeah porn
<scriptha> foodporn
<scriptha> are you adding onions?
<Mar1ey> we can
<Mar1ey> do you want onions
<Mar1ey> haha numba two
<scriptha> yeah
<nirk> Why is it called #help then?
<Mar1ey> for help with cooking
<scriptha> #help-with-cooking takes too long to type
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